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2014-06-26 01:55:19 AM  
i65.photobucket.com
 
2014-06-26 03:53:18 AM  
Wrecking bar...
 
2014-06-26 07:19:37 AM  
Headcrab bar...
 
2014-06-26 07:21:23 AM  
FUBAR
 
2014-06-26 07:23:27 AM  
Bar Refaeli
 
2014-06-26 07:24:59 AM  
They don't do that kind of research, subby. It's a physics lab
 
2014-06-26 07:37:49 AM  
Fark a crowbar, I'm grabbing a Zero Point Energy Field Manipulator.


/Where do I get one, exactly?
 
2014-06-26 07:41:16 AM  
Was gonna ask, headcrabs or zombies, but Boobies answered that question for me.
 
2014-06-26 07:41:49 AM  
HL3 confirmed
 
2014-06-26 07:43:39 AM  

asquian: Was gonna ask, headcrabs or zombies, but Boobies answered that question for me.


To be fair, boobies are the answer to most questions.

/showmeboobs.gif
 
2014-06-26 07:44:12 AM  
I'm ready with my crowbar like I was Morgan Freeman.
 
2014-06-26 07:45:01 AM  
As a linear accelerator repair technician, I'm getting a kick...

I also feel really sorry for the guys who have to fix SLAC after this. My accelerators have a waveguide length of about 5 feet. SLAC is, what? Like 500m? It's insane. The damage from a fire on a machine that size has got to be insane... not to mention all the water from the extinguishing efforts. Just... just yikes.
 
2014-06-26 07:50:49 AM  

Rhino_man: As a linear accelerator repair technician, I'm getting a kick...

I also feel really sorry for the guys who have to fix SLAC after this. My accelerators have a waveguide length of about 5 feet. SLAC is, what? Like 500m? It's insane. The damage from a fire on a machine that size has got to be insane... not to mention all the water from the extinguishing efforts. Just... just yikes.


Rhino_man: As a linear accelerator repair technician, I'm getting a kick...

I also feel really sorry for the guys who have to fix SLAC after this. My accelerators have a waveguide length of about 5 feet. SLAC is, what? Like 500m? It's insane. The damage from a fire on a machine that size has got to be insane... not to mention all the water from the extinguishing efforts. Just... just yikes.


When does the black hole get to Cincinnati?
 
2014-06-26 07:51:54 AM  
Did anybody see this man walking away?
developer.valvesoftware.com
 
2014-06-26 07:55:10 AM  

Rhino_man: As a linear accelerator repair technician, I'm getting a kick...

I also feel really sorry for the guys who have to fix SLAC after this. My accelerators have a waveguide length of about 5 feet. SLAC is, what? Like 500m? It's insane. The damage from a fire on a machine that size has got to be insane... not to mention all the water from the extinguishing efforts. Just... just yikes.


I thought SLAC was closer to a mile, maybe that's the building and not the guide length.

\ Wife commutes over that overpass.
\\ Yeah, wouldn't want to be on that cleanup.
 
2014-06-26 07:56:44 AM  

Rhino_man: As a linear accelerator repair technician, I'm getting a kick...

I also feel really sorry for the guys who have to fix SLAC after this. My accelerators have a waveguide length of about 5 feet. SLAC is, what? Like 500m? It's insane. The damage from a fire on a machine that size has got to be insane... not to mention all the water from the extinguishing efforts. Just... just yikes.


img.fark.net
 
2014-06-26 08:01:53 AM  

MythDragon: Fark a crowbar, I'm grabbing a Zero Point Energy Field Manipulator.


/Where do I get one, exactly?


On sale for only $104.99!
http://www.thinkgeek.com/product/f35a/
 
2014-06-26 08:05:32 AM  
National Accelerator?

s30.postimg.org

Problem solved.
 
2014-06-26 08:06:39 AM  
I found xen in San Fran. Very peaceful
 
2014-06-26 08:16:22 AM  

Doctor Fegg: Rhino_man: As a linear accelerator repair technician, I'm getting a kick...

I also feel really sorry for the guys who have to fix SLAC after this. My accelerators have a waveguide length of about 5 feet. SLAC is, what? Like 500m? It's insane. The damage from a fire on a machine that size has got to be insane... not to mention all the water from the extinguishing efforts. Just... just yikes.

I thought SLAC was closer to a mile, maybe that's the building and not the guide length.

\ Wife commutes over that overpass.
\\ Yeah, wouldn't want to be on that cleanup.


The linac is actually about 2 miles long.
 
2014-06-26 08:21:15 AM  

Day_Old_Dutchie: National Accelerator?

[s30.postimg.org image 350x262]

Problem solved.


One better.

i2.bebo.com
 
2014-06-26 08:22:27 AM  
The Big Mistake
 
2014-06-26 08:24:53 AM  
A crowbar? In San Francisco? I guess it's time to separate the men from the boys.

//Sorry.
 
2014-06-26 08:25:45 AM  
Good. SLAC is a perfect example of overblown big government projects. Let's take this transformer fire as a sign from God to defund this UnAmerican, 2-mile-long waste of taxpayers money. If society needs basic particle research then the free market will surely provide.
 
2014-06-26 08:25:45 AM  
farm3.static.flickr.com
 
2014-06-26 08:28:30 AM  
if yer in 'frisco, beat yourself with a crowbar
you've earned it
 
2014-06-26 08:34:33 AM  

agent00pi: asquian: Was gonna ask, headcrabs or zombies, but Boobies answered that question for me.

To be fair, boobies are the answer to most questions.

/showmeboobs.gif


Boobies! What can't they do ...
 
2014-06-26 08:34:35 AM  
s2.quickmeme.com
 
d23 [TotalFark]
2014-06-26 08:37:42 AM  
th00.deviantart.net
 
2014-06-26 08:40:56 AM  
 
2014-06-26 08:46:12 AM  
There's a certain demographic that will understand this headline.
 
2014-06-26 08:49:56 AM  
 
2014-06-26 08:56:27 AM  
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-06-26 09:09:25 AM  

Boll Virtuoso: MythDragon: Fark a crowbar, I'm grabbing a Zero Point Energy Field Manipulator.


/Where do I get one, exactly?

On sale for only $104.99!
http://www.thinkgeek.com/product/f35a/


shutandtakemymoney.jpg
 
2014-06-26 09:11:17 AM  

Yaw String: [i65.photobucket.com image 681x900]


Walter White?
 
2014-06-26 09:26:13 AM  

img.fark.net

CROWBAR!

 
2014-06-26 09:28:14 AM  
I'd love to drive out there and help you guys with the issue, but I am still dealing with this arrow in my knee...
 
2014-06-26 09:30:34 AM  
The SubGenius must have SLAC!
2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-06-26 09:32:44 AM  
They named their little science village Menlo Park.

Isn't that just adorable.
 
2014-06-26 10:07:55 AM  

memebot_of_doom: There's a certain demographic that will understand this headline.


Including me!
 
2014-06-26 10:22:41 AM  

eraser8: Doctor Fegg: Rhino_man: As a linear accelerator repair technician, I'm getting a kick...

I also feel really sorry for the guys who have to fix SLAC after this. My accelerators have a waveguide length of about 5 feet. SLAC is, what? Like 500m? It's insane. The damage from a fire on a machine that size has got to be insane... not to mention all the water from the extinguishing efforts. Just... just yikes.

I thought SLAC was closer to a mile, maybe that's the building and not the guide length.

\ Wife commutes over that overpass.
\\ Yeah, wouldn't want to be on that cleanup.

The linac is actually about 2 miles long.


So, yeah, like 500m, or 750m Canadian.
 
2014-06-26 10:23:04 AM  
One of the problems with news reporting without photos is that when I read that there was a two-alarm fire the first thing that goes through my mind is "Pphhhht.  Hell, I've had CHILI with more alarms than that."
 
2014-06-26 10:36:40 AM  

Gonz: A crowbar? In San Francisco? I guess it's time to separate the men from the boys.

//Sorry.


Took me a second but I laughed
 
2014-06-26 10:38:39 AM  
Or as we used to call it when I worked on it, Tuesday. It's unusual to get a fire that big, but it's not unusual to get a fire. There's a fire department onsite just outside the radiation gate. It used to piss off the firefighters that we'd have the fire out before they could get there; main control was required to call them, but we were pretty fast with the extinguishers. Not fun for them at 3 am.
 
2014-06-26 10:47:34 AM  
I'm not in San Francisco, but I'm going to a bar tonight.
 
2014-06-26 11:28:35 AM  

Gonz: A crowbar? In San Francisco? I guess it's time to separate the men from the boys.

//Sorry.


Came for HL3, left satisfied due to this comment.
 
2014-06-26 11:43:30 AM  
Unforeseen consequences.
 
2014-06-26 12:18:18 PM  

Rhino_man: As a linear accelerator repair technician, I'm getting a kick...

I also feel really sorry for the guys who have to fix SLAC after this. My accelerators have a waveguide length of about 5 feet. SLAC is, what? Like 500m? It's insane. The damage from a fire on a machine that size has got to be insane... not to mention all the water from the extinguishing efforts. Just... just yikes.


I wouldn't worry. Given how long they've been at this, they've probably prepared for unforseen consequences.
 
2014-06-26 12:53:05 PM  
Crowbar? Somebody need pranked?
 
2014-06-26 01:44:06 PM  
what is this 'grab' of which you speak
isleofran.com
 
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