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(Some Guy)   Not News: Store posts no guns allowed sign. News: After manager was stabbed in an assault. Fark: The stabbing was stopped by a civilian with a CCW   (buzzpo.com) divider line 13
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6305 clicks; posted to Main » on 26 Jun 2014 at 7:35 AM (8 weeks ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2014-06-26 10:09:16 AM
4 votes:
One time guys, this guy came slowly stalking down my street, every few minutes he would stop and fumble for something in his car before moving on. There were kids out playing and this guy kept creeping on. I decided that I had to act, it was my life or this creeps. Better to be judged by twelve than carried by six! As I loaded up with my sig, I crawled prone to the edge of my yard and I could see the creep drawing closer now. He just opened the neighbors mailbox and put something in it! Its gotta be a mail fraud criminal! As he pulled up to my house I tensed, gripping my cold hard justice, finger slipping into the trigger guard when I realised that it was just a post office truck and that I'm an idiot. But he couldve been a mail fraud terrorist! We have to be armed to the teeth at all times.
2014-06-26 07:48:12 AM
2 votes:
To paraphrase another Farker, guns are tools of murder, pure and simple, and as such only belong in the hands of the government.
2014-06-26 10:33:53 AM
1 votes:

Egoy3k: So just to sum this up;

Safe storage laws == disarming the populace
Mandatory safety course == disarming the populace
background check == disarming the populace

Somebody should probably tell my government that because we have safe storage laws, mandatory safety courses, and background checks and yet somebody forgot to come take away my guns!

In other words, don't be stupid.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oWucDHAphQ8
2014-06-26 10:30:46 AM
1 votes:

Secret Master of All Flatulence: Chummer45:  But I am anti gun-culture/gun lobby.  The thing that I find so disturbing about the gun culture in the US is that it is something that was relatively recently invented and perpetuated by the gun industry's lobby, which prioritizes increasing and maximizing gun sales over safety.  Their lobbying record is proof of that.  But most gun nuts I talk to have no awareness of that fact, or are just willfully blind to it.  Instead of acknowledging that our gun laws need to be tightened up, they just go on talking about how any increased regulation is nothing less than a ploy by liberal gun grabbers who are going to get us all killed by disarming us.

You DO understand that no matter how great the restrictions placed on our Second Amendment rights, the anti-gun lobby will not be satisfied until all guns are banned, period, right?  We're talking BEYOND an Australian-style "turn them all in" type of gun control law. And while you seem to assume that the indignation against "tightening up" our gun laws is merely a result of the "gun industry's lobby", you're missing one "minor" fact...the NRA's political clout doesn't come from gun manufacturers, it comes from the fact that millions of Americans are "single issue voters" on the gun control issue.

Your position reminds me of this quote:

"First they came for the Socialists, and I did not speak out-
Because I was not a Socialist.
Then they came for the Trade Unionists, and I did not speak out-
Because I was not a Trade Unionist.
Then they came for the Jews, and I did not speak out-
Because I was not a Jew.
Then they came for me-and there was no one left to speak for me."

With that in mind:  Fark you, Buddy...I don't care how many guns you own.  Your hypocrisy makes you worse than the hard-core "guns are evil, period, and nobody who isn't a government employee should ever have access to them" folks.  THEY at least have the balls to live up to their ideals and actually live with all of the implications of their positio ...


So just to sum this up;

Safe storage laws == disarming the populace
Mandatory safety course == disarming the populace
background check == disarming the populace

Somebody should probably tell my government that because we have safe storage laws, mandatory safety courses, and background checks and yet somebody forgot to come take away my guns!

In other words, don't be stupid.
2014-06-26 10:15:27 AM
1 votes:

Elzar: Ima let you gun nuts finish jacking, but what if you are seated with your family at your fave Chick-fil-a and 5 black men open the door and walk in with AK-47s. Do you:
A) Flip over the table and start trading shots
B) shrug your shoulders and begrudge them their god givn rights to open carry
C) slink out the back while speed dialing the po po


Black men at a Chik-Fil-A instead of at a Church's or Popeye's? shiat, son, regardless of what they're armed with, you know they're there to rob that cracka ass juke!
2014-06-26 10:06:49 AM
1 votes:
Stay calm and conceal carry Batman

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2014-06-26 09:53:00 AM
1 votes:
I always show up late to the gun threads.  Only two penis references so far and no one has fact-checked whether or not the assailant was wearing a hoodie.  Am I on a FARK clone site?

© http://gunssavelives.net/category/self-defense/  (self defense stories for the indoctrinated)
2014-06-26 09:52:30 AM
1 votes:

lack of warmth: boinkingbill: This is an excellent way to keep guns out of one's store.  Just look at how well the "Drug Fee Zone" signs at schools have worked.  Actually, they should start putting signs at the entrances of high rise building saying:  "No jumping from roof top".  I bet that would get rid of a lot of bad DNA.

Pretty much.  The type person you don't want carrying a gun into that store, will still be carrying the same gun into that store, just as illegally as before.  It's the responsible gun owners that will comply.



Exactly. That's why it's pointless to have any laws in the first place. Criminals are just going to break them no matter what by definition.
2014-06-26 08:03:51 AM
1 votes:
Ohmigawd, the Lumberton Chevron. That's where I fuel up whenever I go geocaching up in that area, which is often.

Telling folks in Lumberton not to carry guns is like handing out speeding tickets at Talladega.
2014-06-26 07:49:42 AM
1 votes:

feckingmorons: I don't go to businesses that have no gun signs. I usually carry a gun.

I do go to the post office, but I can secure my gun in a locked compartment in my car. Few violent crimes in the Post Office, lots of violent crimes in stores and gas stations, and restaurants.

Businesses are free to make any rules regarding guns they wish. There are always other options for me.

I guess I'm a gun totin' zealot, but if I'm ever shot at again I want to be able to shoot back.


I'm a little amused by the mention of a post office since the whole "shoot 'em all up" thing was originally called "going postal".
2014-06-26 07:45:55 AM
1 votes:

Noam Chimpsky: Do armed robbers even no how to read?


Are you an armed robber?
2014-06-26 07:38:53 AM
1 votes:
I of course called Keith's Superstore in Lumberton, MS to find out what their logic was. Long story short, they were quite rude, and refused to answer any questions pertaining to this incident. Perhaps I should've asked why they didn't post a "No Knives" sign!

Yes, I'm sure he asked his questions in a non-rude manner.  That whole article is dripping with assholeishness.
2014-06-26 07:32:14 AM
1 votes:
So I'll be justified next the I carry my suitcase nuke with me?
 
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