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(Orlando Sentinel)   "Deputies in Panama City Beach are trying to determine why a 12-year-old boy stole a school bus and drove it to a Wal-Mart around 5 a.m. Tuesday"   (orlandosentinel.com) divider line 60
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2014-06-26 08:42:15 AM  

Englebert Slaptyback: "Deputies in Panama City Beach are trying to determine why a 12-year-old boy stole a school bus and drove it to a Wal-Mart around 5 a.m. Tuesday"


What's Johnny doing out on a Tuesday night?
Johnny can't read, Johnny can't write.
Kids just don't understand.


Yes, I know it was technically a Monday night.


Now Airheads is playing in my head. That'll make for a fun day at work.
 
2014-06-26 08:57:19 AM  
Too bad the kid didn't just put it in the middle of about ten spots, no one would've noticed the kid didn't know how to park a bus.  He could've returned to within a block of where took it, park it and walk away.  He would've gotten away with it if it wasn't for that one meddling kid.
 
2014-06-26 09:39:48 AM  
Because it's the only place open at 5:00 AM?
 
2014-06-26 09:53:15 AM  
I was 12 once.  I was fascinated by trucks and large equipment at the time.  I wouldn't have done it, unless the opportunity arose.  I guess this is why my parents wanted me home when the streetlights came on.
 
2014-06-26 10:45:07 AM  

mutterfark: Because it's there?


Now, THIS is what I came in for.

/don't think I even need to bother reading the remainder of the thread now.
 
2014-06-26 10:50:54 AM  
I'd imagine the same reason everybody else goes to Wal-Mart at 5am...

Munchies.
 
2014-06-26 11:22:32 AM  
Cause there's nothing as bad as l
being 12 on 22's?
 
2014-06-26 11:44:20 AM  
Because WALMART! WALMART!   WALMART!   WALMART!   WALMART!
 
2014-06-26 02:48:24 PM  

Ker_Thwap: I was 12 once.  I was fascinated by trucks and large equipment at the time.  I wouldn't have done it, unless the opportunity arose.  I guess this is why my parents wanted me home when the streetlights came on.


Everyone I knew who was prepared to hotwire a vehicle and go joyriding at age 12, ended up ODing or going to prison. I'm sure there are exceptions, but a propensity for criminal behavior while fresh out of elementary school tends not to be a promising trait.
 
2014-06-26 03:37:33 PM  

some_beer_drinker: Mock26: For the low prices.

done in one. come for the savings, stay for the fat ladies!


Not in that Walmart.  During the Summer it's filled with hot tourist women in bikinis.  The fatties usually go to the Callaway, or 23rd st Walmarts.  You'll get a few in Lynn Haven, but not too many.
 
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