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(Metro)   Everybody knows you can't spell 'Furby' without FU   ( divider line
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5592 clicks; posted to Main » on 25 Jun 2014 at 9:48 PM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2014-06-25 11:22:24 PM  
4 votes:
Is it just me, or does the mom ...

... look a lot like ...

... this guy in drag?
2014-06-25 10:02:52 PM  
2 votes:
There's yer problem...
2014-06-25 09:55:00 PM  
2 votes:
2014-06-26 06:21:24 AM  
1 vote:
I wish I could punch subby.
2014-06-25 11:37:15 PM  
1 vote:

Super Chronic: I heard a command to follow Satan.

Since this Furby and my neighbor's dog are in agreement, I should look into this.

Furby Satan agrees.
2014-06-25 10:00:32 PM  
1 vote:

"Here, let me throw on a mini skirt and use my three kids as cheap publicity whores just so I can tell you how this swearing toy offends me!"

2014-06-25 09:59:36 PM  
1 vote:
2014-06-25 09:59:18 PM  
1 vote:
I once found a Furby that was dying.  Its battery was really low and its eye movements were sluggish and its voice was drawn out and really slow.  It was actually kind of sad and depressing.  So, I left it on the front porch, thinking it belonged to one of the kids in the neighborhood.  And it was!  The next day there was a note thanking me for finding their pet.  I hope the kid was not as traumatized as I was at a dying Furby.
2014-06-25 09:58:37 PM  
1 vote:
I heard a command to follow Satan.

Since this Furby and my neighbor's dog are in agreement, I should look into this.
2014-06-25 09:58:04 PM  
1 vote:
Wait till they find out you can put death metal tapes in a Teddy Ruxpin.
2014-06-25 08:49:55 PM  
1 vote:
1998 wants its bullshiat story back.
2014-06-25 07:56:50 PM  
1 vote:
No, YOU heard "fark you", and you had to try pretty hard to do it. Everyone else hears "horrible screeching laughter fabu!"
2014-06-25 06:34:03 PM  
1 vote:
Remember not to feed them after midnight.
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