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(Metro)   Everybody knows you can't spell 'Furby' without FU   ( divider line 10
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5576 clicks; posted to Main » on 25 Jun 2014 at 9:48 PM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2014-06-25 07:04:22 PM  
4 votes:
It sounds like "buh buh buh BUH DU" to me, but whatever gets your rage on, I guess.
2014-06-25 10:00:32 PM  
2 votes:

"Here, let me throw on a mini skirt and use my three kids as cheap publicity whores just so I can tell you how this swearing toy offends me!"

2014-06-25 09:55:00 PM  
2 votes:
2014-06-25 08:49:55 PM  
2 votes:
1998 wants its bullshiat story back.
2014-06-26 06:21:24 AM  
1 votes:
I wish I could punch subby.
2014-06-26 12:39:32 AM  
1 votes:
Even Furby hates your ugly ass kids. Time to consider a foster home, or leaving them with daddy and "going out to get some cigarettes" *wink wink*

They'd simply love the evil things I could do with a Teddy Ruckspin.
2014-06-25 11:27:27 PM  
1 votes:

Danger Avoid Death: Is it just me, or does the mom ...

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... look a lot like ...

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... this guy in drag?

No, she just looks like that guy in a short skirt. Drag involves make-up.
2014-06-25 10:09:27 PM  
1 votes:
Correct me if I'm wrong, but don't Furbies "learn" to repeat things that they hear frequently?
2014-06-25 09:58:37 PM  
1 votes:
I heard a command to follow Satan.

Since this Furby and my neighbor's dog are in agreement, I should look into this.
2014-06-25 08:14:02 PM  
1 votes:

Calmamity: No, YOU heard "fark you", and you had to try pretty hard to do it. Everyone else hears "horrible screeching laughter fabu!"

Yeah, if you do hear "fark you" from that gibberish, it's because the screeching headline that announces "FURBY SAYS fark YOU"
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