"Here, let me throw on a mini skirt and use my three kids as cheap publicity whores just so I can tell you how this swearing toy offends me!"
Danger Avoid Death: Is it just me, or does the mom ...[metrouk2.files.wordpress.com image 650x447]... look a lot like ...[bloximages.newyork1.vip.townnews.com image 300x449]... this guy in drag?
Calmamity: No, YOU heard "fark you", and you had to try pretty hard to do it. Everyone else hears "horrible screeching laughter fabu!"
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