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(Cleveland Plain Dealer)   The good news: You're not going to jail. The bad news: Because you died   (cleveland.com) divider line 26
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2014-06-25 07:59:46 PM  
The wouldn't have happened if  The Flash had been there.
 
2014-06-25 07:59:53 PM  
Amusing, subby?

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What is the condition of the defendant?

 Very well, let me know if there is any change in his condition.

 He's dead.
 
2014-06-25 09:29:11 PM  
So, what your saying is he did get away with putting his tongue inside a 14 year old girls mouth? Man, he really went lengths for that!
 
2014-06-25 09:34:24 PM  
Of old age?

I can live with that.


/wait...
 
2014-06-25 09:42:55 PM  
court spokesman Ed "Flash" Ferenc

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Court Spokesman Ed went on to say, "He had a tongue like an electric eel, and he liked the taste of a man's tonsils."
 
2014-06-25 10:01:00 PM  
So did they at least get their cuffs back? Or does he have to be buried in them?
 
2014-06-25 10:08:39 PM  

nytmare: So did they at least get their cuffs back? Or does he have to be buried in them?


Cuff 'im and stuff 'im.
 
2014-06-25 10:21:04 PM  
This world is rotten

/not obscure
 
2014-06-25 10:27:15 PM  
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2014-06-25 10:32:52 PM  
So Ed "Flash" Ferenc goes from being one of the hottest DJs in the history of WMMS and is now a "court spokesman". Very interesting. (Why would he still be using "Flash" in this job? I don't get that.)
 
2014-06-25 10:40:21 PM  
Ed "Flash" Ferenc

You take one walk in the park wearing only an overcoat and you're branded for life.
 
2014-06-25 10:43:04 PM  
You died in Cleveland.... at least it wasn't Detroit.
 
2014-06-25 11:09:26 PM  
That seems like a bit of an extreme response for a mere 60 days in jail, but possibly Cleveland jails are worse than one would imagine.
 
2014-06-26 12:44:01 AM  
I was hoping for someone who was biologically still alive, but legally dead due to government error. Is that like, immunity to the law?
 
2014-06-26 01:05:18 AM  
Wouldn't have happened if these guys were there:

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2014-06-26 01:19:30 AM  

dletter: You died in Cleveland.... at least it wasn't Detroit.


It must feel like Heaven, to die in Cleveland.
That is just one way to get out of that Shiathole.
 
2014-06-26 02:03:30 AM  
Fun times in Cleveland everyone.

Come and check out both of our buildings.

Get juicy gossip from Ed "Flash" Ferenc.

See a river that catches on fire.  Its so polluted that all the fish have AIDS.
 
2014-06-26 02:27:05 AM  
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\pic of the girl mentioned in the article
 
2014-06-26 02:41:40 AM  
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2014-06-26 03:12:09 AM  
Happened to this 60 something year old middle man dealer I knew.  Got arrested and had a heart attack in central booking.
 
2014-06-26 03:14:44 AM  
At least he diededing doing what he loved.
 
2014-06-26 03:18:57 AM  
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2014-06-26 07:48:58 AM  

gozar_the_destroyer: \pic of the girl mentioned in the article


*golf clap*
 
2014-06-26 07:52:52 AM  
He appealed to a higher jurisdiction.
 
2014-06-26 09:16:37 AM  

DeadlockVictim: So Ed "Flash" Ferenc goes from being one of the hottest DJs in the history of WMMS and is now a "court spokesman". Very interesting. (Why would he still be using "Flash" in this job? I don't get that.)


The nickname probably just stuck with him. And as a spokesman everyone he deals with in the media probably knows him by that name.
 
2014-06-26 11:40:29 AM  
Aybar was accused of restraining a 14-year-old girl and of "kissing her in the mouth with his tongue," according to the record.

Unless the 14 year old girl had not yet attained puberty he was not practicing pedophilia. And every 14 year old girl I ever shagged (when I was around that age back in the late 1970s) not only had breasts and pubic hair but had been menstruating a while and could have gotten pregnant.

So in real life if he'd shown his fellow jailbirds a photo of the chick they'd probably have sympathized. Unless the jail was filled with idiots who don't care what a photo shows or what doctor says and go by the legal Age of Consent, which in Ohio is 16 for females unless you're married to her.

NB: in Ohio an adult could legally marry a 15 year old girl and then penetrate her, but not the other way around. Ohio should expect a flood of marriage-hungry ephebophiles any day now: back in the summer of 1978 I personally knew of two 15 year olds I'd have married if I were old enough and if my father would have fed her, and I doubt they all got flat, fat or ugly in the intervening decades. But you won't see me on that bus, because if you won't let me sample a grape I ain't buying any.

But anyway. In short, if the local jail was full of the kind of morons who infest this site he's most likely better off dead. "I don't care if she had two kids and 34 DDs, she's UNDERAGE!!!"
 
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