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(Huffington Post)   GOP lawmaker is pretty sure that 'sexual orientation' includes incest, bestiality and pedophelia   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 30
    More: Asinine, GOP, sexual orientation, North Carolina General Assembly, state House, WRAL, Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders, workplace discrimination  
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2014-06-25 05:44:06 PM  
3 votes:
How long has GOP membership come with a free lobotomy?
2014-06-25 05:43:28 PM  
3 votes:
graphics8.nytimes.com

"What is it with you people and the animal-farking?!"
2014-06-25 05:38:42 PM  
3 votes:
l.wigflip.com
2014-06-25 04:47:12 PM  
2 votes:

palelizard: wellreadneck: To be fair, consent isn't really a concern for necrophiliacs.

Don't be a jerk.  Some of them aren't rapey:
[images.sodahead.com image 457x296]


"Do you have a living will?"
"... Uh, kind of?"
2014-06-25 04:42:36 PM  
2 votes:

sweetmelissa31: [l.wigflip.com image 500x375]


37.media.tumblr.com
2014-06-25 04:36:33 PM  
2 votes:
l.wigflip.com
2014-06-25 04:33:15 PM  
2 votes:
I'm actually kinda surprised the GOP aren't more in favor of bestiality.  The reasons it's illegal are based on animal cruelty and consent and what does the GOP hate more than PETA and people who whine about rape being a huge problem?

/besides Muslims
//and Hispanics
///and blacks
////and women
//and ... okay, maybe bad wording there, but you get my point
2014-06-25 04:23:31 PM  
2 votes:

Headso: so that guy likes farking his kids and his dogs?


well, he is a mainstream conservative Christian Republican...
2014-06-25 04:19:08 PM  
2 votes:
adam and eve, not adam and bowflex
2014-06-26 12:31:19 PM  
1 votes:
GOP lawmaker is pretty sure that 'sexual orientation' includes incest, bestiality and pedophelia

Probably just trying to justify his personal interests.
2014-06-26 12:33:46 AM  
1 votes:

davideggy: I'm actually kinda surprised the GOP aren't more in favor of bestiality.


Me too. I mean they've been farking the same few chickens over and over ever since Obama was elected the first time.

/boy dogs or girl dogs?
//because boy dogs would be, just, eeewwwwwwwwwwww!
2014-06-25 11:23:52 PM  
1 votes:
Control F "consent"

*many many hits*

Nice to see that the thread is smarter than this GOP lawmaker.

Talondel: Bestiality should be legal, provided you own the animal.


For the most part.
2014-06-25 07:53:30 PM  
1 votes:
The stuff on that guy's computer must be terrifying.
2014-06-25 06:58:00 PM  
1 votes:

James!: "If you like making sex with stuff.  Who know what you might make sex with.  You might fark a lady, or a dude, or a car, or a dead guy, or a tree.  Where does it end?"


It ends with a turtle.

i59.tinypic.com
2014-06-25 06:18:53 PM  
1 votes:
Wait, but if it's 'incest incest' doesn't the body have a way of shutting that all down?

Also, word of the day: frotteurism
2014-06-25 05:12:50 PM  
1 votes:
I'd like to classify a new mental disorder, let's call it "Derpmentia."  Symptoms include but not limited to:

1. Xenophobia
2. Homophobia
3. Irrational paranoia about the government
4. Lack of empathy (especially in cases of economic hardship or rape)
5. The inability to keep your mouth shut while experiencing bouts of symptoms 1-4
2014-06-25 05:03:55 PM  
1 votes:

DeadPuppySociety: Jaden Smith First of His Name: I don't think he's technically wrong that some of those are orientations, although I'm not sure whether some of them are fetishes versus orientations. The reason homosexuality is different from the others is due to consent, so pedophiles and beastiality fans aren't protected, but maybe adult brotherfarkers are.

That's kind of what I was thinking. I read an article awhile back that got a lot if flack in the comments because some thought it was comparing homosexuality to pedophilia, but what it was talking about was how pedophilia is a sexual orientation, that peds don't choose it anymore than hetero or homo sexuals and regardless of whatever "treatment" we offer them, they will remain so. I don't enough about whatever field studies that type of thing to know if it's a totally valid east to look, but it was interesting.


Bah! "valid way to look at it,".
2014-06-25 04:52:34 PM  
1 votes:
God, why won't you liberals just accept that just because something is harmless it shares topical similarities to things that are harmful?


Why are you not as stupid as us?  STOP BEING SO UNSTUPID!
2014-06-25 04:45:59 PM  
1 votes:

wellreadneck: To be fair, consent isn't really a concern for necrophiliacs.


Don't be a jerk.  Some of them aren't rapey:
images.sodahead.com
2014-06-25 04:38:48 PM  
1 votes:

silo123j: Of COURSE it does....

Just look in his closet for his porn stash.


He has spares?
1.bp.blogspot.com
What a porn stache might look like.
2014-06-25 04:32:04 PM  
1 votes:

moothemagiccow: One thing I don't get about "you think a man can marry a snake" - do people seriously not understand sexual consent?


This is the party that can't go 48 hours without someone mouthing off about rape. What do you think?
2014-06-25 04:31:31 PM  
1 votes:

TrollingForColumbine: another republican that does not understand consent.

shocked


Does that mean that those could be sexual orientations, it's just that they're all rapey?
2014-06-25 04:29:38 PM  
1 votes:
Sorry to have to tell you baby, but they just won't let us be.

i59.tinypic.com
2014-06-25 04:28:06 PM  
1 votes:

moothemagiccow: One thing I don't get about "you think a man can marry a snake" - do people seriously not understand sexual consent?


Their theories on rape make it pretty clear that they do not.
2014-06-25 04:21:28 PM  
1 votes:
so that guy likes farking his kids and his dogs?
2014-06-25 04:21:15 PM  
1 votes:
Of course, grownups can't do anything actually worthwhile because the children are too busy flinging poo at each other over psychological definitions of words.
2014-06-25 04:20:43 PM  
1 votes:
Cowgirl vs. Reverse Cowgirl?
2014-06-25 04:18:19 PM  
1 votes:
Given the history of the GOP legislating against things they like doing in bed...

Oh dear God.  I think I shook hands with one of them*.  I feel so dirty.

*Republicans.
2014-06-25 04:09:57 PM  
1 votes:
I'm pretty sure that guy's retarded.
2014-06-25 04:06:14 PM  
1 votes:
Of COURSE it does....

Just look in his closet for his porn stash.
 
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