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(Huffington Post)   GOP lawmaker is pretty sure that 'sexual orientation' includes incest, bestiality and pedophelia   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 103
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2014-06-25 04:06:14 PM
Of COURSE it does....

Just look in his closet for his porn stash.
 
2014-06-25 04:09:57 PM
I'm pretty sure that guy's retarded.
 
2014-06-25 04:18:02 PM
I just thought it meant you were either a top or a bottom......

i was going to use pitcher and catcher, but didn't fit the theme
 
2014-06-25 04:18:19 PM
Given the history of the GOP legislating against things they like doing in bed...

Oh dear God.  I think I shook hands with one of them*.  I feel so dirty.

*Republicans.
 
2014-06-25 04:19:08 PM
adam and eve, not adam and bowflex
 
2014-06-25 04:20:43 PM
Cowgirl vs. Reverse Cowgirl?
 
2014-06-25 04:21:15 PM
Of course, grownups can't do anything actually worthwhile because the children are too busy flinging poo at each other over psychological definitions of words.
 
2014-06-25 04:21:28 PM
so that guy likes farking his kids and his dogs?
 
2014-06-25 04:22:38 PM
This is 2014, right?
 
2014-06-25 04:22:47 PM
Can we really know definitions? I say pass no laws. You can't know what you're really thinking by passing them.

/moron
 
2014-06-25 04:23:10 PM
They just want to shrink government down to the size where they can drown it in a bathtub. Or fit it in a homosexual's bedroom.
 
2014-06-25 04:23:11 PM
Here's a pic of ol' Paul "Skip" Stam looking all proud after passing out his "literature"
decidingforlife.com
 
2014-06-25 04:23:31 PM

Headso: so that guy likes farking his kids and his dogs?


well, he is a mainstream conservative Christian Republican...
 
2014-06-25 04:23:52 PM
I don't think he's technically wrong that some of those are orientations, although I'm not sure whether some of them are fetishes versus orientations. The reason homosexuality is different from the others is due to consent, so pedophiles and beastiality fans aren't protected, but maybe adult brotherfarkers are.
 
2014-06-25 04:24:18 PM
Why are these people so goddamn scared of sex?  So scared of it, that the very thought of protecting everyone's right to sexual gender orientation immediately has them thinking about sex with goats and children?

Or did I just answer my own question...
 
2014-06-25 04:25:05 PM
 
2014-06-25 04:25:13 PM
another republican that does not understand consent.

shocked
 
2014-06-25 04:26:16 PM
Even if they are sexual orientations, in the case of somebody with bestiality and pedophilia, the entity they'd like to have sex with can't consent to that sexual contact. And as for incest, any people closer than first cousins trying to have sex with each other will almost always involve coercion which would deny the ability to consent to that sexual contact.
 
2014-06-25 04:26:26 PM
One thing I don't get about "you think a man can marry a snake" - do people seriously not understand sexual consent?
 
2014-06-25 04:27:40 PM

Jaden Smith First of His Name: I don't think he's technically wrong that some of those are orientations, although I'm not sure whether some of them are fetishes versus orientations. The reason homosexuality is different from the others is due to consent, so pedophiles and beastiality fans aren't protected, but maybe adult brotherfarkers are.


By that reasoning, having a preference for redheads, for example, would be considered a sexual orientation. I would argue that "proclivity" might be a better word than "orientation" for describing incest, pedophilia, and/or bestiality - as well as the other, perfectly legal (when between two consenting adults) sexual behaviors that he decided to call orientations such as sadism and masochism.
 
2014-06-25 04:28:06 PM

moothemagiccow: One thing I don't get about "you think a man can marry a snake" - do people seriously not understand sexual consent?


Their theories on rape make it pretty clear that they do not.
 
2014-06-25 04:28:18 PM

Jaden Smith First of His Name: I don't think he's technically wrong that some of those are orientations,


Even if one were to accept that, it would take the effort of adding one single word to the phrasing in the bill to ensure that the type of orientation it was speaking of was clear: gender.  Children, dogs, and fetishes are not genders.  Sexual gender orientation is very specific.
 
2014-06-25 04:29:38 PM
Sorry to have to tell you baby, but they just won't let us be.

i59.tinypic.com
 
2014-06-25 04:30:10 PM
According to the American Psychology Association:
"Sexual orientation refers to the sex of those to whom one is sexually and romantically attracted. Categories of sexual orientation typically have included attraction to members of one's own sex (gay men or lesbians), attraction to members of the other sex (heterosexuals), and attraction to members of both sexes (bisexuals)."

Meaning it is the orientation to which GENDER (remembering that 'sex' is a synonym for 'gender') that a person is oriented toward. Unfortunately, "Sexual" is an ambiguous terms with multiple meanings and connotations.

I hate to agree with the guy, but maybe we could avoid a lot of the terminology confusion by using clearer terms: Call it Gender Orientation.
 
2014-06-25 04:30:20 PM

ReverendJasen: Why are these people so goddamn scared of sex?


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2014-06-25 04:31:31 PM

TrollingForColumbine: another republican that does not understand consent.

shocked


Does that mean that those could be sexual orientations, it's just that they're all rapey?
 
2014-06-25 04:32:04 PM

moothemagiccow: One thing I don't get about "you think a man can marry a snake" - do people seriously not understand sexual consent?


This is the party that can't go 48 hours without someone mouthing off about rape. What do you think?
 
2014-06-25 04:32:28 PM
How in the Wide Wide World Of Sports does this moron figure that someone's sexual orientation became "incest"...?

"Well, I was attracted to the smell of fresh paint and the feel of apple pies before. Kept it well hid, even got married. Then my wife and I had kids, and I guess I just switched teams if you know what I mean..."

No. We really don't know what this guy means.
 
2014-06-25 04:32:53 PM
Not the slightest bit surprised by this. Many of us have been advised that being gay is either equal to or one step from being a paedophile, an animal farker, a child predator and any number of awful things.
 
2014-06-25 04:33:10 PM

MrBallou: Sorry to have to tell you baby, but they just won't let us be.

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Mitch is already married, you home-wrecker!
 
2014-06-25 04:33:15 PM
I'm actually kinda surprised the GOP aren't more in favor of bestiality.  The reasons it's illegal are based on animal cruelty and consent and what does the GOP hate more than PETA and people who whine about rape being a huge problem?

/besides Muslims
//and Hispanics
///and blacks
////and women
//and ... okay, maybe bad wording there, but you get my point
 
2014-06-25 04:33:26 PM

Jaden Smith First of His Name: I don't think he's technically wrong that some of those are orientations, although I'm not sure whether some of them are fetishes versus orientations. The reason homosexuality is different from the others is due to consent, so pedophiles and beastiality fans aren't protected, but maybe adult brotherfarkers are.


From my understanding, "orientations" are towards classes of people relative to the individual.  So, if I'm heterosexual, I'm oriented towards those of the opposite sex of me.  Homosexual, to those of the same sex as me.  Bisexual, both opposite and same.  Asexual may or may not be an orientation, since you're not attracted to either.

I don't know if you can be "oriented" to a specific person, in the case of incest.  If you're a guy, and you're oriented towards your brother, well, he's a guy.  So I guess it's homosexual but with a very narrow focus.
 
2014-06-25 04:34:14 PM

stoli n coke: moothemagiccow: One thing I don't get about "you think a man can marry a snake" - do people seriously not understand sexual consent?

This is the party that can't go 48 hours without someone mouthing off about rape. What do you think?


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I think they have as much knowledge on sexuality as a Replicant. Replicant. Republican. Waaaaiiiit a minute...
 
2014-06-25 04:35:40 PM
As tfa explained, those things are disorders, not "orientations".

/voting GOP is an orientation as well
//and a disorder
 
2014-06-25 04:35:54 PM
To be fair, consent isn't really a concern for necrophiliacs.
 
2014-06-25 04:36:33 PM
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2014-06-25 04:38:48 PM

silo123j: Of COURSE it does....

Just look in his closet for his porn stash.


He has spares?
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What a porn stache might look like.
 
2014-06-25 04:39:20 PM

moothemagiccow: One thing I don't get about "you think a man can marry a snake" - do people seriously not understand sexual consent?


Sexual Consent is a serpent, born of Satan and rife with analogy.
 
2014-06-25 04:41:00 PM

moothemagiccow: One thing I don't get about "you think a man can marry a snake" - do people seriously not understand sexual consent?


I know--why buy the cow when you get the sex for free?
 
2014-06-25 04:41:14 PM
...and I bet he'll be just as surprised at the backlash as every other idiot who's said this at least since Rick Santorum did in 200...3?

// "Skip", huh?
// just a hop and jump away from "Mince", if'n you ask me
 
2014-06-25 04:42:25 PM
Apotemnophilia . Well, you learn something new every day.
 
2014-06-25 04:42:36 PM

sweetmelissa31: [l.wigflip.com image 500x375]


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2014-06-25 04:45:59 PM

wellreadneck: To be fair, consent isn't really a concern for necrophiliacs.


Don't be a jerk.  Some of them aren't rapey:
images.sodahead.com
 
2014-06-25 04:46:29 PM

Jaden Smith First of His Name: I don't think he's technically wrong that some of those are orientations, although I'm not sure whether some of them are fetishes versus orientations. The reason homosexuality is different from the others is due to consent, so pedophiles and beastiality fans aren't protected, but maybe adult brotherfarkers are.


Well, I know what I'm doing this week-end...
 
2014-06-25 04:46:56 PM
Yep.  That's right GOP, the people that believe in equal marriage rights and social protections for homosexuals all also believe in bestiality and incest.

Nice to see that tent getting bigger and bigger.

Farking morons.
 
2014-06-25 04:47:12 PM

palelizard: wellreadneck: To be fair, consent isn't really a concern for necrophiliacs.

Don't be a jerk.  Some of them aren't rapey:
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"Do you have a living will?"
"... Uh, kind of?"
 
2014-06-25 04:52:34 PM
God, why won't you liberals just accept that just because something is harmless it shares topical similarities to things that are harmful?


Why are you not as stupid as us?  STOP BEING SO UNSTUPID!
 
2014-06-25 04:54:28 PM
I guess the question is if the similarity is "You might fark it" doesn't heterosexual sex also fall into the same category?
 
2014-06-25 04:57:32 PM
I'm pretty sure "mental handicap" includes being a Republican.

/also, being part of the religious right, being a Palin and/or a Bush.
 
2014-06-25 04:59:25 PM
"If you like making sex with stuff.  Who know what you might make sex with.  You might fark a lady, or a dude, or a car, or a dead guy, or a tree.  Where does it end?"
 
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