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(Washington Post)   Diane Sawyer to step down as ABC World News anchor. Opus despondent   (washingtonpost.com) divider line 75
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2014-06-25 02:54:18 PM
Cool reference there  subby.
 
2014-06-25 02:58:37 PM
padresteve.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-06-25 04:26:13 PM
Good lord I can't stand that woman. Always looks like she's drunk or on pills or something.
 
2014-06-25 05:50:11 PM
Oh no! A face that reads words into a lens will be replaced by another face that reads words into a lens! This changes EVERYTHING!
 
2014-06-25 05:50:13 PM
Wait until he gets the news about Jeane Kirkpatrick.
 
2014-06-25 05:50:19 PM

TheCharmerUnderMe: Always looks like she's drunk or on pills or something.


Could've been because she was drunk AND on pills or something. But dayummm she was hot.
 
2014-06-25 05:50:22 PM
Younger drunk whores should just relax.
She's already been replaced.
 
2014-06-25 05:52:18 PM
I love you, Subs.
 
2014-06-25 05:52:42 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2014-06-25 05:53:04 PM
Bravo subby, for the Bloom County reference:

ryanleak.com
 
2014-06-25 05:53:17 PM
What? She stopped swallowing?
 
2014-06-25 05:53:22 PM
Who?
 
2014-06-25 05:56:53 PM
I wonder who they'll hire next to spread the Disney owned ABC corporate propaganda that poses as news?
 
2014-06-25 05:57:01 PM

TheCharmerUnderMe: Good lord I can't stand that woman. Always looks like she's drunk or on pills or something.


Probably just tired.  In addition to her duties on World News, she's reportedly been caring for an ill relative.
 
2014-06-25 05:59:15 PM
CSB: in New York City some years ago, managed to get tickets to the day's shoot (and got to meet Paul Shaeffer, Biff, and that weird asian guy with the sandwich shop next tot he theater).  Our seats were first row, which sounds great, but they were the worst seats since we were right behind the cameras and various cue card people and so on.

but still cool since before they started shotting, Dave did about 5 minutes of preshow warmup maybe 5-10' in front of us.

anyways, the CSB was she was a guest, and some kid that rowed around the world in a boat.  she was incredibly pretty in person.
 
2014-06-25 05:59:18 PM
Stephanopoulos, they whisper it all over Turkey. RIP Soupy.
 
2014-06-25 06:02:31 PM
Adding another "Well done, subby!"
 
2014-06-25 06:03:20 PM

UNC_Samurai: Wait until he gets the news about Jeane Kirkpatrick.


That she's boinking Bill?
/Oop.
//Ack.
///Hairball.
 
2014-06-25 06:11:21 PM

shortdarkandmeh: UNC_Samurai: Wait until he gets the news about Jeane Kirkpatrick.

That she's boinking Bill?
/Oop.
//Ack.
///Hairball.


That's Bhagwan Bill to you, infidel.
 
2014-06-25 06:11:47 PM

UNC_Samurai: Wait until he gets the news about Jeane Kirkpatrick.


Not to mention Casper Weinberger's fragrant feet.
 
2014-06-25 06:11:56 PM

shortdarkandmeh: UNC_Samurai: Wait until he gets the news about Jeane Kirkpatrick.

That she's boinking Bill?
/Oop.
//Ack.
///Hairball.


Not since 2006 she hasn't.

/unless, ew
 
2014-06-25 06:16:20 PM
Another round of appaulse, subby. I loved Bloom County.
 
2014-06-25 06:24:03 PM

Atomic Spunk: Oh no! A face that reads words into a lens will be replaced by another face that reads words into a lens! This changes EVERYTHING!



When she started, she used a camera obscura.
 
2014-06-25 06:25:04 PM

Gulper Eel: TheCharmerUnderMe: Always looks like she's drunk or on pills or something.

Could've been because she was drunk AND on pills or something. But dayummm she was hot.


Holy crap. I was so into rubbing'm out to Joan Lunden and the Cute version of Katie Curry in my teens, I totally didn't notice how farking hot she was back in the day. Like a prettier Princess Di and just as drunk.
 
2014-06-25 06:25:26 PM
So does Connie Chung move up a notch?

*Alan Alda would not have handled it quite that way
 
2014-06-25 06:26:39 PM

ununcle: Gulper Eel: TheCharmerUnderMe: Always looks like she's drunk or on pills or something.

Could've been because she was drunk AND on pills or something. But dayummm she was hot.

Holy crap. I was so into rubbing'm out to Joan Lunden and the Cute version of Katie Curry in my teens, I totally didn't notice how farking hot she was back in the day. Like a prettier Princess Di and just as drunk.


Oops. Katie Couric.
 
2014-06-25 06:27:42 PM

Linux_Yes: I wonder who they'll hire next to spread the Disney owned ABC corporate propaganda that poses as news?


media.salon.com
 
2014-06-25 06:34:54 PM
Thanks for the smile, Subby.
@MaudlinMutantMollusk I love it <3

I loved Bloom County soooooo much. Berke Breathed is why I started drawing. Opus and Bill forever.
 
2014-06-25 06:44:36 PM
Not sure why folks think Sawyer was hot....she had fish lips
 
2014-06-25 06:46:05 PM
It's not like network news departments have any actual need for journalists these days anyway.
 
2014-06-25 06:46:37 PM

xaks: So does Connie Chung move up a notch?

*Alan Alda would not have handled it quite that way


Well, I thought that was the point...
 
2014-06-25 06:50:40 PM

TerminalEchoes: shortdarkandmeh: UNC_Samurai: Wait until he gets the news about Jeane Kirkpatrick.

That she's boinking Bill?
/Oop.
//Ack.
///Hairball.

That's Bhagwan Bill to you, infidel.


Happiness is wearing red pajamas and blowing kisses toward the Bhagwan's 72 gold Rolls-Royces...
 
2014-06-25 06:51:19 PM
As someone who watches that show, I am not at all surprised. In fact Muir has been on so much lately, I called this weeks ago. Honestly, I like him better anyway.
 
2014-06-25 06:52:19 PM

Danger Avoid Death: shortdarkandmeh: UNC_Samurai: Wait until he gets the news about Jeane Kirkpatrick.

That she's boinking Bill?
/Oop.
//Ack.
///Hairball.

We have proof that Jeane Kirkpatrick and Bill the Cat had a secret love child.

[www.thewrap.com image 567x247]


DEATHTONGUE 4-EVER!!!
 
2014-06-25 06:59:27 PM
They finally figured out how bad she was? A bit slow. Maybe they can bring back Barbara Walters. How she lasted is beyond me.
 
2014-06-25 07:00:44 PM
years went by before I knew bloom county was based on the anarchist commune up the street from my nasty AUR apartment on East College in Iowa City.

I never knew.  No, not ever.

/miss ya, diane
 
2014-06-25 07:03:31 PM
She always looks like she's constipated or trying hard to hold back a fart.
 
2014-06-25 07:06:08 PM
Poor Opurt.
 
2014-06-25 07:06:36 PM
Did anyone even see the ABC Evening News during her run? I'm old, I did, just a few out of boredom and nostalgia. It was like watching Lifetime. Every news story was wealthy white suburban housewife oriented. It was insane. The 1/2 hour news shows are horrible now and why anyone pays them any credence is perplexing. Not Like CNN/Fox/MSNBC are any better -- a good half of their broadcasts are reruns now.

/ 24-hour comment cycle
 
2014-06-25 07:06:48 PM
Last of the Nixon Staff.

cdn2-b.examiner.com
 
2014-06-25 07:07:42 PM
So, Sawyer, who makes five time the median American income, interviews Hildebeest, who makes ditto, and asks her if she's ashamed to be making so much money. Wonders if HRC is out of touch.

Chootspah!
 
2014-06-25 07:13:03 PM
I don't think penguins live that long...
 
2014-06-25 07:14:19 PM
The real reason she retired was because the camera didn't have a softer focus available.
 
2014-06-25 07:45:28 PM

AMonkey'sUncle: So, Sawyer, who makes five time the median American income, interviews Hildebeest, who makes ditto, and asks her if she's ashamed to be making so much money. Wonders if HRC is out of touch.

Chootspah!


At least she had the sack to ask. Today's media are pussies.
 
2014-06-25 07:48:01 PM

ncsu_wolfpack: The real reason she retired was because the camera didn't have a softer focus available.


Nah, they found out how much the vaseline screwed up the coatings on the lenses.
 
2014-06-25 07:50:27 PM

Uzzah: UNC_Samurai: Wait until he gets the news about Jeane Kirkpatrick.

Not to mention Casper Weinberger's fragrant feet.


The wind doth taste so bittersweet, like Jasper wine and sugar...
 
2014-06-25 07:50:46 PM

Danger Avoid Death: Linux_Yes: I wonder who they'll hire next to spread the Disney owned ABC corporate propaganda that poses as news?

[media.salon.com image 600x399]


He'd being doing NBC if anything
 
2014-06-25 07:52:40 PM
Damn, I had no Idea Bloom county would get so many Farkers' panties wet.

/Not subby
//Had all the books growing up.
///One for the road:
media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com
 
2014-06-25 07:59:34 PM
RIP MILFy, round sweater puppy, frumpy news reader...
 
2014-06-25 08:00:06 PM
The real question is if Gorbachev sings tractors!  Turnips!  Buttocks!
 
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