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(Newser)   Robbers return $500,000 stolen from bank. Public still waiting for banks to return stolen anything   (newser.com) divider line 19
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2014-06-25 02:26:42 PM
They would, but they haven't figured out the proper way to word the "fee we're going to charge to process paying back the money we stole from you"
 
2014-06-25 03:34:36 PM
Kidnap that lawyer and shoot him full of truth serum until he talks. I've seen this done on TV shows so I know it's 100% legal and works.
 
2014-06-25 04:34:52 PM
I guess I don't English understand.
 
2014-06-25 04:36:39 PM

numbone: I guess I don't English understand.


in 'Murrica, banks take all our money, ask for more and never give it back.

/BofA account ftw - or for the losses....
 
2014-06-25 04:36:45 PM
If I had found money stolen from a major bank I'd laugh then go about my day.

/Can't take any because then I'd be in trouble as well
 
2014-06-25 04:39:04 PM
Were they too small to not fail?
 
2014-06-25 04:39:55 PM

Boo_Guy: If I had found money stolen from a major bank I'd laugh then go about my day.

/Can't take any because then I'd be in trouble as well


Really? Half a mill? I'd be in Mexico by sunrise.

/and I live a long way from Mexico
 
2014-06-25 04:48:31 PM
What I really want to know is, if this robbery took place at a Wells Fargo in Colorado, why is the image shown with the article a TD Bank in Philadelphia?

The only reason I read the article twice was to see if that was explained.
 
2014-06-25 04:49:31 PM

Ego edo infantia cattus: Boo_Guy: If I had found money stolen from a major bank I'd laugh then go about my day.

/Can't take any because then I'd be in trouble as well

Really? Half a mill? I'd be in Mexico by sunrise.

/and I live a long way from Mexico


My medical expenses would wipe out that cash in a year,  I gotta stay where the health care is =)
 
2014-06-25 05:03:03 PM
They aren't skydiving surfers by chance, are they?
 
2014-06-25 05:47:20 PM
i59.tinypic.com
 
2014-06-25 05:48:06 PM

durbnpoisn: What I really want to know is, if this robbery took place at a Wells Fargo in Colorado, why is the image shown with the article a TD Bank in Philadelphia?

The only reason I read the article twice was to see if that was explained.


I am going to go with a combination of lazy and ignorance.

Lagnor: someone who is both lazy and ignorant. They are too lazy to finish combining these 2 words and too ignorant to notice.

That was a lagnor editor not catching the picture mistake in this article.
 
2014-06-25 05:49:35 PM
I'm picking a keen baptist momma found the loot tidying up Junior's bedroom
 
2014-06-25 05:53:49 PM
I'm sure they would return what they stole if Eric Holder wasn't such a corrupt piece of shiat. Thanks Obama.
 
2014-06-25 08:08:42 PM
The only good banker is a dead banker.
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Reminds me of "Nothing But Trouble."
 
2014-06-25 09:03:35 PM

mama2tnt: numbone: I guess I don't English understand.

in 'Murrica, banks take all our money, ask for more and never give it back.

/BofA account ftw - or for the losses....

Loss

RIP rotsky
Pet peeve
 
2014-06-25 10:23:58 PM
In both instances, they were in and out of the bank vault in less than two minutes and burned the stolen getaway cars to destroy evidence. They also carried handguns and covered their faces

Trash Talking Bandits? They should call them the Common Sense Bandits.
 
2014-06-26 09:41:30 AM

mama2tnt: numbone: I guess I don't English understand.

in 'Murrica, banks take all our money, ask for more and never give it back.

/BofA account ftw - or for the losses....



cdn2-b.examiner.com

/I kept investing money with that guy in SP:The stick of truth thinking something might happen. I just ended up losing 160 bucks. Who says video games arn't realistic.
 
2014-06-26 09:44:00 AM

Walker: Kidnap that lawyer and shoot him full of truth serum until he talks. I've seen this done on TV shows so I know it's 100% legal and works.


www.americavictorious.com

When you mix lead with copper it makes a wonderful truth serum. And you don't have to find a vein to inject it into. Just anywhere works.
 
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