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(We Are Green Bay)   When you see those red and blue flashing lights in your rear view mirror, one usually has an adrenalin rush and pang of fear. In this case, you'd get additional charges for not pulling over fast enough due to laughter, out loud   (wearegreenbay.com) divider line 55
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2014-06-25 01:32:12 PM
media3.giphy.com
 
2014-06-25 02:08:33 PM
Laughter OL...?
 
2014-06-25 02:31:33 PM

Shostie: Laughter OL...?


Subby is meow??
 
2014-06-25 03:45:24 PM
Take two things that cause my blood pressure to go up.

Combine them.

Awesome.
 
2014-06-25 03:45:25 PM
Spicoli?
 
2014-06-25 03:45:39 PM
Tonight at 8. "Skateboard Cop! " starring....well, you farkers tell me.
 
2014-06-25 03:47:38 PM
I like this method. But I can see some people getting their pants mctwisted over this. This guy is just kick flipping the script. Time to bail.
 
2014-06-25 03:48:31 PM
What if its just that Mitt Romney kid?
 
2014-06-25 03:52:15 PM
I live in GB, but haven't seen him yet.
 
2014-06-25 03:55:49 PM
Bike cops and segway cops are both a thing I fail to see how skateboard cop is any different.
 
2014-06-25 03:56:13 PM

Schmerd1948: Tonight at 8. "Skateboard Cop! " starring....well, you farkers tell me.


21 Ollie Street?
 
2014-06-25 03:56:44 PM

Schmerd1948: Tonight at 8. "Skateboard Cop! " starring....well, you farkers tell me.


upload.wikimedia.org

Obscure and ironic?
 
2014-06-25 03:58:53 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2014-06-25 03:59:24 PM
FTFA:  Officer Zwicky is also on a mission to get skateboarders and longboarders equal rights to bicyclists on Wisconsin roadways.


Should he succeed in this initiative, he'll be on my Dead Pool list until he inevitably pays off.
 
2014-06-25 04:02:16 PM
Good. It will keep him from getting the fatness.
 
2014-06-25 04:05:12 PM
I got bought similar lights for my car just to get through traffic faster.  Works like a charm and I highly recommend it, just gotta be careful not to use it when the cops are around.

As for the story it seems like I've lived long enough to see sub plots of 80s movies come to life.
 
2014-06-25 04:08:10 PM

Schmerd1948: Tonight at 8. "Skateboard Cop! " starring....well, you farkers tell me.


Who else but Vanilla Ice!

/word to your mother
 
2014-06-25 04:11:47 PM

Schmerd1948: Tonight at 8. "Skateboard Cop! " starring....well, you farkers tell me.


seriesandtv.com
 
2014-06-25 04:15:56 PM
The Big Wheel division is coming up next year.
 
2014-06-25 04:19:14 PM
Next up:  Pogo Sticks.
 
2014-06-25 04:21:06 PM

BadAdviceGuy: I got bought similar lights for my car just to get through traffic faster.  Works like a charm and I highly recommend it, just gotta be careful not to use it when the cops are around.

As for the story it seems like I've lived long enough to see sub plots of 80s movies come to life.



That seems like really... (checks user name).. Ah, right.
 
2014-06-25 04:22:17 PM

Zul the Magnificent: Next up:  Pogo Sticks.


www.fompy.net
 
2014-06-25 04:23:59 PM
www.dube.com
 
2014-06-25 04:27:38 PM
This is pretty cool.
 
2014-06-25 04:38:13 PM
He lets you out of the ticket if you can Ollie higher than him.
 
2014-06-25 04:41:07 PM
Can't watch vid (on phone at work), can someone please tell me if it's a REAL skateboard or a stupid longboard said cop is riding?
 
2014-06-25 04:42:03 PM

doctor wu: This is pretty cool.


Yeah, cops are AWESOME.



Link
 
2014-06-25 04:46:47 PM
Here's an alternate video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pUwtENj1JI0
From the video: "Whoo!  Whoo!  Whoo!  I could just do that and save the money."
 
2014-06-25 04:48:12 PM

Maud Dib: doctor wu: This is pretty cool.

Yeah, cops are AWESOME.

Link


mother of god that's awful.
poor kid :-(

unbelievable.  thank god they're trying to stop people from dealing drugs... drugs hurt people!

call me a boot-licker but sometimes you've got to throw a grenade into a sleeping baby's crib to make sure that people don't make poor decisions on what to put in their own body.
 
2014-06-25 04:48:58 PM

Maud Dib: doctor wu: This is pretty cool.

Yeah, cops are AWESOME.

Link


And this is relevant to the completely different cop in a different part of the country in this thread because?
 
2014-06-25 04:57:15 PM

Egoy3k: Bike cops and segway cops are both a thing I fail to see how skateboard cop is any different.


Bike cops are faster than on foot and can go more areas than a car.  Segway cops can chase your ass without getting tired(until they tire their arms out with the beating they brought with them).

Over the long haul is skateboarding faster/easier than just running?
 
2014-06-25 05:04:32 PM

ChipNASA: Zul the Magnificent: Next up:  Pogo Sticks.

[www.fompy.net image 230x253]


Nope, but I would be more than a bit scared if they started using these:

images.esellerpro.com
 
2014-06-25 05:12:29 PM

kevinatilusa: Maud Dib: doctor wu: This is pretty cool.

Yeah, cops are AWESOME.

Link

And this is relevant to the completely different cop in a different part of the country in this thread because?


Such a good little citizen, run along now, before you get tazed\maced\stun grenaded.

static3.businessinsider.com
 
2014-06-25 05:19:14 PM

Maud Dib: kevinatilusa: Maud Dib: doctor wu: This is pretty cool.

Yeah, cops are AWESOME.

Link

And this is relevant to the completely different cop in a different part of the country in this thread because?

Such a good little citizen, run along now, before you get tazed\maced\stun grenaded.

[static3.businessinsider.com image 848x602]


Hey look, it's a hipster who is un-ironically stereotyping swaths of humans and failing at trolling
 
2014-06-25 05:27:14 PM

Schmerd1948: Tonight at 8. "Skateboard Cop! " starring....well, you farkers tell me.


Erik Estrada?
 
2014-06-25 05:36:41 PM

CruJones:

Hey look, it's a hipster who is un-ironically stereotyping swaths of humans and failing at trolling

What swaths of "humans" might look like....



cdn.lightgalleries.net

Run along, little sheep.
 
2014-06-25 05:42:51 PM
Don't mind skaters so much. They hate being called "skaters", but hey, it's what they are.
 
2014-06-25 05:49:26 PM
blogs.denverpost.com
rasica.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-06-25 05:51:32 PM

Maud Dib: CruJones:

Hey look, it's a hipster who is un-ironically stereotyping swaths of humans and failing at trolling

What swaths of "humans" might look like....

[cdn.lightgalleries.net image 800x800]

Run along, little sheep.


It looks like those officers have really vulnerable nards and femoral arteries.
 
2014-06-25 05:51:47 PM
Hang ten, you're busted."
 
2014-06-25 05:53:41 PM

Schmerd1948: Tonight at 8. "Skateboard Cop! " starring....well, you farkers tell me.


Tony Baldwin.
 
2014-06-25 05:57:01 PM

Egoy3k: Bike cops and segway cops are both a thing I fail to see how skateboard cop is any different.


Bikes and Segways both have an advantage that makes using them actually work. I don't see any advantage here.

Except as an outreach thing. If it helps the police connect with the kids at the park who might distrust the cops, that's one thing. With the rise in municipal skate parks, it's not a bad idea to have the police that are patrolling them be people who actually know what the people they are interacting with are doing, how they think, what they like, stuff like that. I'll give him credit for that...

Otherwise, the disadvantages to a cop riding around on a skateboard are huge in comparison to other forms of transportation. Hell, even walking. Maybe one more time in his life will he be able to use his board to effectively catch someone(As in his motorcycle story), but some cherry pits on the ground will put the brakes on his pursuit rather effectively.
 
2014-06-25 05:58:56 PM

70Ford: [blogs.denverpost.com image 850x1127]
[rasica.files.wordpress.com image 850x667]


The days of Andy and Barney never existed the way they're perceived.

There were at least as many dirty violent cops back then as there are now, but they were far less likely to ever be caught, put on the 6-o'clock news, or sued by the ACLU. They could rape and murder freely, as long as they restricted themselves to the "undesirable types". Nobody else knew about what was going on or wanted to.

In a lot of ways what seems like rampant corruption and violence is the result of a golden age of openness, accountability, and widespread media coverage of police abuses of power.
 
2014-06-25 06:00:31 PM

Firethorn: Egoy3k: Bike cops and segway cops are both a thing I fail to see how skateboard cop is any different.

Bike cops are faster than on foot and can go more areas than a car.  Segway cops can chase your ass without getting tired(until they tire their arms out with the beating they brought with them).

Over the long haul is skateboarding faster/easier than just running?


Also, Segway cops are a good 6" or so above the crowd, I've seen them be quite effective in situations where there are thousands of people hanging out(Like 4th of July), and they don't have as big of a footprint as a bike.

Bike cops, on the other hand, can go faster than the Segway, and while they aren't quite as high above the crowd, they can still stand on the pedals to see over the crowd. Just like mounted police, bike and Segway cops are actually a good idea, despite the Snark Fest out there...
 
2014-06-25 06:01:49 PM
It's a radical departure from more traditional police beat work.
 
2014-06-25 06:27:10 PM
All jokes aside, I would love to see a scene of a cop chasing a perp via skateboarding. I'd commit crimes just to have the equivalent of being apprehended by a TMNT.
 
2014-06-25 06:38:23 PM
Community outreach is great, but at least get a guy that can skate.  Also, he's on a downhill board... are there any hills in GB?

Side note: Walter Mitty had some very well done skating scenes... kudos to whoever put that together.
 
2014-06-25 06:58:57 PM
Where do they put the dash cam?
 
2014-06-25 07:05:58 PM
I used to know a cop who used to actually talk to the local kids rather than harass them. She also would give locals a break on traffic tickets and write up out of town drivers to make her quotas. Strange thing, when something happened guess who would have someone quietly pull her aside and whisper vital information in her ear.
Some cops are smart and know how to gain the respect and sometimes even the trust of the less co-operative members of their communities. I suspect that this may be just such an officer.
 
2014-06-25 07:07:10 PM

Firethorn: Egoy3k: Bike cops and segway cops are both a thing I fail to see how skateboard cop is any different.

Bike cops are faster than on foot and can go more areas than a car.  Segway cops can chase your ass without getting tired(until they tire their arms out with the beating they brought with them).

Over the long haul is skateboarding faster/easier than just running?


Beware of the Diggler Patrol!
 
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