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(Daily Star)   I'm stuck in my chair. I'm so very scared. Help   (dailystar.co.uk) divider line 14
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2014-06-25 03:08:44 PM
2 votes:
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2014-06-25 02:47:04 PM
2 votes:
That's some shiatty, undetailed reporting:
It's mentioned that he had been eating a Cornetto bought at a Lidl with a 10% discount because he's a part-time employee there, but there's no mention of the original price of the Cornetto or whether the Cornetto was hazelnut, strawberry, bottermelk or a flavor of no interest.
2014-06-25 02:24:54 PM
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Vlad_the_Inaner: http://www.fark.com/comments/2018473  ???


phlegmmo: phlegmmo: Chariset: FoonFlake: This is the logical progression from, "Help, I've fallen and I can't get up!"

The next step is, "Help, I sat down, and I can't get up!"

You can't be...

Account created: 2013-12-07 16:39:06  (28 weeks ago)

Ah.

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Hai Can SOMEONE Like to Bigz2k's thread....?!?!?!?
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2014-06-25 07:39:29 PM
1 votes:
What's old is new again!  I, for one, cannot wait for the triumphant return of Psycho Calamari Hose Beast!
2014-06-25 04:36:03 PM
1 votes:
That article had more shirtless old man pics than a Metallica video.
2014-06-25 04:16:57 PM
1 votes:
My top 5 favorites:

-- Ballsack conundrum
-- cat butt lipstick
-- when the oil hits the anus
-- hot cocoa sampler box
-- home school girl

/been farking for 12 years now
//only 8 greenlit
///I'll get over it
2014-06-25 02:29:56 PM
1 votes:
I'm shocked the guy in TFA didn't get on Fark and live blog his conundrum.
2014-06-25 02:26:58 PM
1 votes:

Smidge204: The only way that could have been more FARK is if he was eating clamcakes instead of ice cream.

=Smidge


Clam cake?
2014-06-25 02:21:38 PM
1 votes:
Slatted chairs were made by the devil.
2014-06-25 02:21:34 PM
1 votes:
Quite the conundrum, if you will.
2014-06-25 02:19:06 PM
1 votes:
"Eastbourne, it seems, is fast becoming the stuck capital of the northern hemisphere, especially where male genitalia are involved. Two particular cases illustrate the point. First up is Mr Albert Popplethwaite, 68, who required surgery and extensive applications of Vaseline to remove a padlock clamped around his scrotum after a home experiment went horribly wrong. 'I just wanted to see what it was like to be tortured by the Russians,' he explained reasonably. Equally embarrassing, although possibly more excruciating, were the experiences of pensioner Ron Tupper, who had to be cut free by firemen after his testicles got trapped between the slats of his sun lounger. Mr Tupper, 71, was lying naked on the plastic recliner reading a Jilly Cooper novel when disaster struck. It seems that he tried to stand up but was unable to do so because his testicles had mysteriously swollen to over twice the width of the gap through which they had dropped. He somehow shuffled his way indoors the lounge banging between his legs like a swing-bridge and phoned the fire brigade, who endeavoured to slip him free with a variety of lubricants, including axle-grease, baby oil and margarine. When this failed, they demolished the chair with an oxy-acetylene torch. 'Poor old guy,' said one rescuer. 'He looked like he was sitting on a pair of coconuts.'

good times. . .
2014-06-25 02:15:33 PM
1 votes:

phlegmmo: phlegmmo: Chariset: FoonFlake: This is the logical progression from, "Help, I've fallen and I can't get up!"

The next step is, "Help, I sat down, and I can't get up!"

You can't be...

Account created: 2013-12-07 16:39:06  (28 weeks ago)

Ah.

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Beat me to it so.......


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2014-06-25 02:13:38 PM
1 votes:

phlegmmo: Chariset: FoonFlake: This is the logical progression from, "Help, I've fallen and I can't get up!"

The next step is, "Help, I sat down, and I can't get up!"

You can't be...

Account created: 2013-12-07 16:39:06  (28 weeks ago)

Ah.

Link


Try this again.....

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2014-06-25 01:18:26 PM
1 votes:
Des Badcock

Bad. Bad cock. No nookie for you.
 
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