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2014-06-25 03:42:10 PM  
I was but a wee lurker, back then. Makes me wonder what thread finally got me to sign up six months later?
 
2014-06-25 03:42:32 PM  

Soup4Bonnie: TheGogmagog: For funniest; Hot coco sampler box has my vote http://www.fark.com/cgi/comments.pl?IDLink=763896

That was good.  Easily in the top 5, but Ballsack still trumps, IMO.

Some of my other favorites:

Rotsky's pet peeve

Home School girl.


We should have an epic thread contest similar to HOTY.  I just went back and skimmed the hot coco sampler thread and forgot how spread out the jokes were.  It was probably more that I was trying not to laugh that made the thread unbearable the first time through.

Same for favorite posts: Fix old no new
 
2014-06-25 03:48:33 PM  
Wait, it's nostalgia night and no one told me?

/Rushes off to fetch cat, lipstick.
 
2014-06-25 03:53:52 PM  
 
2014-06-25 04:07:45 PM  
What about the story I vaguely remember, where a Farkette was running off to marry her beloved, and over the course of the thread it slowly transpired that 1. there was a huge difference in their ages and 2. they'd never actually met in person before?
 
2014-06-25 04:09:09 PM  

ChipNASA: Top 12 Epic FARK Threads ever

http://www.shortlist.com/cool-stuff/the-12-most-epic-fark-threads-e ver


Bookmarked to explain Fark to the (for now) innocent.
 
2014-06-25 04:16:54 PM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: ChipNASA: Top 12 Epic FARK Threads ever

http://www.shortlist.com/cool-stuff/the-12-most-epic-fark-threads-e ver

Bookmarked to explain Fark to the (for now) innocent.


You can't just say "Reddit for old people"?
 
2014-06-25 04:16:57 PM  
My top 5 favorites:

-- Ballsack conundrum
-- cat butt lipstick
-- when the oil hits the anus
-- hot cocoa sampler box
-- home school girl

/been farking for 12 years now
//only 8 greenlit
///I'll get over it
 
2014-06-25 04:22:41 PM  

Vlad_the_Inaner: Benevolent Misanthrope: ChipNASA: Top 12 Epic FARK Threads ever

http://www.shortlist.com/cool-stuff/the-12-most-epic-fark-threads-e ver

Bookmarked to explain Fark to the (for now) innocent.

You can't just say "Reddit for old people"?


No.  People who don't know Fark don't get Reddit either, and I would like to keep it that way.
 
2014-06-25 04:24:45 PM  
captjc.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-06-25 04:25:34 PM  

ChipNASA: phlegmmo: phlegmmo: Chariset: FoonFlake: This is the logical progression from, "Help, I've fallen and I can't get up!"

The next step is, "Help, I sat down, and I can't get up!"

You can't be...

Account created: 2013-12-07 16:39:06  (28 weeks ago)

Ah.

Link

Try this again.....

Link

Beat me to it so.......


[i287.photobucket.com image 651x546]

[img.fark.net image 640x492]


never forget
/i do not want to dip my balls in it
//was just a lurker back then only saw it in the linkage
 
2014-06-25 04:30:07 PM  

ChipNASA: [captjc.files.wordpress.com image 850x531]


OK folks, just get it out of your system...
 
2014-06-25 04:31:26 PM  

GoldSpider: OK folks, just get it out of your system...


For reference...
 
2014-06-25 04:36:03 PM  
That article had more shirtless old man pics than a Metallica video.
 
JRB
2014-06-25 05:03:12 PM  

The_Hound: My top 5 favorites:

-- Ballsack conundrum
-- cat butt lipstick
-- when the oil hits the anus
-- hot cocoa sampler box
-- home school girl

/been farking for 12 years now
//only 8 greenlit
///I'll get over it


I am sad for you.
 
2014-06-25 05:44:12 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2014-06-25 05:47:20 PM  

JRB: The_Hound: My top 5 favorites:

-- Ballsack conundrum
-- cat butt lipstick
-- when the oil hits the anus
-- hot cocoa sampler box
-- home school girl

/been farking for 12 years now
//only 8 greenlit
///I'll get over it

I am sad for you.


I'm sad for me too. Of course I don't submit links very frequently.
 
2014-06-25 05:53:43 PM  
For me, it's a toss-up between ballsack, caught sayof, oil hitting the anus, and the "official" Ha Ha Guy thread. That last one had so much data trying to download, my computer almost threw up.
 
2014-06-25 06:22:38 PM  
Much stuck. So Scare. Very help.  Ow.
 
2014-06-25 07:02:08 PM  
And the unlucky sunbather, who works part time at Lidl where he gets 10 per cent off his ice creams, said he would have been burnt to a crisp if he was there any longer.
He said: "I couldn't have stayed there much longer because I was starting to get sunburn. If I'd stuck around I would've been frazzled.


My God. It must have been as hot as 68 degrees under partly-cloudy skies! The poor man.
 
2014-06-25 07:04:56 PM  

TheGogmagog: Benevolent Misanthrope: Soup4Bonnie: The Ballsack Conundrum was one of the funniest things on Fark ever.

Seconded.  It was the first time I laughed at a thread so hard I cried.  I could hardly breathe, I was laughing so hard.

For funniest; Hot coco sampler box has my vote http://www.fark.com/cgi/comments.pl?IDLink=763896


Agreed!  That thread just kinda took off.  I remember laughing my ass off.  I think I contributed- I probably wasn't all that funny.  But it was a fun one, indeed.
 
2014-06-25 07:39:29 PM  
What's old is new again!  I, for one, cannot wait for the triumphant return of Psycho Calamari Hose Beast!
 
2014-06-25 09:57:20 PM  

GoldSpider: GoldSpider: OK folks, just get it out of your system...

For reference...


I remember that thread. I chuckled at quite a few of the Ha Ha images, but totally lost it at "Firefox.exe has encountered a problem AND NEEDS TO CLOSE!!!"
 
2014-06-25 10:06:08 PM  
One of my favourite threads was the Magic Lantern thread. Not a huge thread, but amusing nevertheless.
 
2014-06-25 11:44:06 PM  
I missed it by just mere minutes the first time around...
 
2014-06-25 11:57:26 PM  

Big Merl: What's old is new again!  I, for one, cannot wait for the triumphant return of Psycho Calamari Hose Beast!


Why isn't that one in the list of epic threads posted above?
 
2014-06-26 02:00:18 AM  

Boojum2k: Big Merl: What's old is new again!  I, for one, cannot wait for the triumphant return of Psycho Calamari Hose Beast!

Why isn't that one in the list of epic threads posted above?


You know what, I think that one was TF only.  You should subscribe and look back at it, I want to say it was holiday season 2005.  Great times.
 
2014-06-26 02:34:05 AM  
i172.photobucket.com
 
2014-06-26 05:27:24 AM  
encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com
 
2014-06-26 07:32:22 AM  
Your tax dollars at work.
 
2014-06-26 12:50:56 PM  

Land_of_the_Magic_Dragon: Soup4Bonnie: TheGogmagog: For funniest; Hot coco sampler box has my vote http://www.fark.com/cgi/comments.pl?IDLink=763896

That was good.  Easily in the top 5, but Ballsack still trumps, IMO.

Some of my other favorites:

Rotsky's pet peeve

Home School girl.

Got a link?


Unfortunately, the original Home School wife thread is redlit, so you'll need TF to read it: Link...

And, since I'm linking redlit threads, here's the original Pricipal . Caught sayof: Link...
 
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