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(Perez Hilton)   Selena Gomez believes being a hot young celebrity in a bikini is "brave." Will soon nominate Miley Cyrus for the Medal of Honor   ( ) divider line 16
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8900 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 25 Jun 2014 at 2:12 PM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2014-06-25 02:46:13 PM  
13 votes:

Gary-L: OtherLittleGuy: [ image 336x512]

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That poor girl has no ass.

Sure she does, she's dating Justin Bieber.
2014-06-25 03:09:50 PM  
5 votes:
Brave?  You want to talk about brave?

Braver than Lindsey throwing herself onto who know how many strangers claymores to ensure her friends got into the best clubs?  She was like Audie Murphy laying waste to unknown numbers of men

Braver than Courtney being repeatedly stabbed by a truckers meat sword behind the circle K for a lousy 8-ball?  I can only describe it like the Spartans at Thermopylae if it was just that one really deformed Spartan versus like a thousand unwashed fat dudes

Braver than Paris laying stoic and unmoving during a barrage of an unknown biological cocktail all over her face so for well reasons I suppose...

Brave?  I laugh at your brave!
2014-06-25 05:57:04 PM  
2 votes:

Gary-L: OtherLittleGuy: [ image 336x512]

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That poor girl has no ass.

Well, her boyfriend has no penis, so they match up well.
2014-06-25 04:12:04 PM  
2 votes:

LonMead: I applaud this sense of bravery, and wish to see other examples of it.
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Yes, truly, there should be a medal awarded for this.

I want the redhead on the boat :)
2014-06-25 03:57:00 PM  
2 votes:

Medal of Horror maybe....
2014-06-25 02:42:02 PM  
2 votes:
I feel both more gay and stupid for clicking on that link. Jesus farking christ on a greased skewer, what mouth-breathing future SoyLent Green cracker actually gives a shiat about this tripe?
2014-06-26 12:57:55 PM  
1 vote:

HaywoodJablonski: Looks more like a squaw to me, but my Cherokee is rusty

Let that be a lesson to you.
Always go for the undercoating.

Hello Rusty Jones...
2014-06-25 07:16:39 PM  
1 vote:
posing for photos in a bikini isn't brave.  posing fully nude is brave.

your move Ms. Gomez.
2014-06-25 04:23:24 PM  
1 vote:

phed: She's hot and all that a mustache?
2014-06-25 04:07:13 PM  
1 vote:
Link is broken for me, but the headline made me think of this.
2014-06-25 04:06:00 PM  
1 vote:
Selena Gomez in a bikini is not brave.
Gabourey Sidibe in a bikini is brave.
Following a link to see Gabourey Sidibe in a bikini is just foolhardy.
2014-06-25 03:56:08 PM  
1 vote:
You know what's really brave, Ms. Gomez? Bukkake.
2014-06-25 02:57:06 PM  
1 vote:
So I actually went and read TFA, because work is brutal today.

Apparently Ms. Gomez tweeted the photo in question captioned with "Soy valiente", Spanish for "I'm brave".

I have to say, after putting too much thought into this, that she very likely meant to type "Soy caliente" ("I'm Hot"), and ended up with a typo and some unnecessary media attention.

Oh well. My day isn't any worse for having contributed to this thread.
2014-06-25 02:36:47 PM  
1 vote:
Brave would be her spreading her cheeks or cooch in Hustler until you can literally see her guts. Or at least cramming a couple of veggies in there.
2014-06-25 02:26:50 PM  
1 vote:

Gary-L: OtherLittleGuy: [ image 336x512]

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That poor girl has no ass.

Gluteus Minimus?
2014-06-25 02:24:22 PM  
1 vote:

Gary-L: That poor girl has no ass.
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