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(Perez Hilton)   Selena Gomez believes being a hot young celebrity in a bikini is "brave." Will soon nominate Miley Cyrus for the Medal of Honor   (perezhilton.com) divider line 81
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2014-06-25 04:44:45 PM  
 
2014-06-25 04:48:06 PM  
This one (NSFW) I think is my favorite.

But I digress...
 
2014-06-25 05:19:15 PM  
at first i

resources.touropia.com

then i

i.imgur.com
 
2014-06-25 05:20:13 PM  
I honestly don't get the over zealous adoration for her. She has no rear and a toddler face. She's pretty but I wouldn't call her a stunner.

Before you post the "are you gay" meme no I'm not.
 
2014-06-25 05:30:13 PM  

pute kisses like a man: at first i

[resources.touropia.com image 640x417]

then i

[i.imgur.com image 850x1112]


Something about how hard you would hit it?
 
2014-06-25 05:39:03 PM  

nimawai: I honestly don't get the over zealous adoration for her. She has no rear and a toddler face. She's pretty but I wouldn't call her a stunner.

Before you post the "are you gay" meme no I'm not.


This!
 
2014-06-25 05:57:04 PM  

Gary-L: OtherLittleGuy: [lh5.ggpht.com image 336x512]

[4.bp.blogspot.com image 720x1080]

That poor girl has no ass.


Well, her boyfriend has no penis, so they match up well.
 
2014-06-25 06:58:01 PM  
Is lupus contagious?  That's the important question.
 
2014-06-25 07:16:39 PM  
posing for photos in a bikini isn't brave.  posing fully nude is brave.


your move Ms. Gomez.
 
2014-06-25 07:25:45 PM  

kling_klang_bed: Brave would be her spreading her cheeks or cooch in Hustler until you can literally see her guts. Or at least cramming a couple of veggies in there.


I couldn't have written it any better without getting a 24hr timeout.

Well done.
 
2014-06-25 08:06:24 PM  
Selena Gomez is the most beautiful creature on earth

A picture of her is my desktop background. No kidding.
 
2014-06-25 08:24:58 PM  

thisisyourbrainonFark: Gary-L: DecemberNitro: Gary-L: That poor girl has no ass.

[3.bp.blogspot.com image 850x561]


I prefer a woman with a nice, round rump and not the backside of a 14-year old boy.


I didn't think it was possible to have both high levels of amusement and revulsion, but here we are.

/off to Tumblr and Redtube for a truckload of eye bleach
 
2014-06-25 09:13:19 PM  
Continue the bikini posting, but this is for Selena:

i.lvme.me
 
2014-06-25 10:37:12 PM  
Looks more like a squaw to me, but my Cherokee is rusty
 
2014-06-25 11:44:02 PM  

realmolo: Gary-L: OtherLittleGuy: [lh5.ggpht.com image 336x512]

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That poor girl has no ass.

I agree. Which for a latina, is unusual.

I've never understood the appeal of Selena. I mean, she's cute, but nothing special, really.


No. No. No. No. Latina is not a race. There is no Latina body shape. This rant is not directed at you personally, but I hate that false stereotype of us having pear shapes and big bottoms. Big butts are not any more unusual for us than for woman of any other ethnicity.

Guess what else? Not all of us are brunettes or speak Spanish or like spicy foods or have tempers or have 12 children or will call you Papi.

/end rant
 
2014-06-26 12:01:31 AM  

Miss5280: realmolo: Gary-L: OtherLittleGuy: [lh5.ggpht.com image 336x512]

[4.bp.blogspot.com image 720x1080]

That poor girl has no ass.

I agree. Which for a latina, is unusual.

I've never understood the appeal of Selena. I mean, she's cute, but nothing special, really.

No. No. No. No. Latina is not a race. There is no Latina body shape. This rant is not directed at you personally, but I hate that false stereotype of us having pear shapes and big bottoms. Big butts are not any more unusual for us than for woman of any other ethnicity.

Guess what else? Not all of us are brunettes or speak Spanish or like spicy foods or have tempers or have 12 children or will call you Papi.

/end rant


Yes you are correct that latina is not a race. But the chances of having a latina with "pear shapes and big bottoms" when compared to, say, "white people" (crack ass crackers) is significantly higher due to the genetic influence (I am not sure this is the right word and I am too drunk to look for it) black and native blood has in latino culture (which is also a misnomer but is the closest to a classification as we can get).

/Women who call their partners "papi" are way beyond creepy
//But if you have ever dated a Colombian or PR lady, you'd think that all latinas have tempers
///If you go to Spanish Mass, you'd be convinced most latinas have a crapload of kids
 
2014-06-26 12:29:07 AM  
This thread is full of idiots. Listen to yourselves getting into an absurd lather about the meaningless comments of a teenage girl. Yes, this teen pop pinhead clearly meant that she is as brave as soldiers, or people fighting disease or crime. Yes, that's probably exactly what she was trying to suggest, so it's a good thing we have all of you here to put her in her place.
 
2014-06-26 12:32:49 AM  

Miss5280: realmolo: Gary-L: OtherLittleGuy: [lh5.ggpht.com image 336x512]

[4.bp.blogspot.com image 720x1080]

That poor girl has no ass.

I agree. Which for a latina, is unusual.

I've never understood the appeal of Selena. I mean, she's cute, but nothing special, really.

No. No. No. No. Latina is not a race. There is no Latina body shape. This rant is not directed at you personally, but I hate that false stereotype of us having pear shapes and big bottoms. Big butts are not any more unusual for us than for woman of any other ethnicity.

Guess what else? Not all of us are brunettes or speak Spanish or like spicy foods or have tempers or have 12 children or will call you Papi.

/end rant


Lighten up.
 
2014-06-26 02:38:47 AM  
i172.photobucket.com
 
2014-06-26 03:21:54 AM  

doctor wu: This thread is full of idiots. Listen to yourselves getting into an absurd lather about the meaningless comments of a teenage girl. Yes, this teen pop pinhead clearly meant that she is as brave as soldiers, or people fighting disease or crime. Yes, that's probably exactly what she was trying to suggest, so it's a good thing we have all of you here to put her in her place.


So 21 is a teenager?
 
2014-06-26 07:52:00 AM  

LonMead: But hey, if you want to limit yourself to just the boat...


I'd Dicker
 
2014-06-26 09:37:24 AM  

phed: She's hot and all but...is that a mustache?


There's a big difference between a mustache and a beard.

/wonder if I'm the first
 
2014-06-26 11:37:17 AM  

Laobaojun: pute kisses like a man: at first i

[resources.touropia.com image 640x417]

then i

[i.imgur.com image 850x1112]

Something about how hard you would hit it?


with the added reference to bikini atoll.  i like to keep me memes referential to the subject matter.
 
2014-06-26 11:47:07 AM  

jaytkay: whatever


[www.mtvhive.com image 640x400]


she's the fourth hottest in the pic
 
2014-06-26 12:11:51 PM  

Gary-L: OtherLittleGuy: [lh5.ggpht.com image 336x512]

[4.bp.blogspot.com image 720x1080]

That poor girl has no ass.


She has Beiber!
 
2014-06-26 12:57:55 PM  

HaywoodJablonski: Looks more like a squaw to me, but my Cherokee is rusty


Let that be a lesson to you.
Always go for the undercoating.

Hello Rusty Jones...
 
2014-06-26 01:24:14 PM  

Miss5280: realmolo: Gary-L: OtherLittleGuy: [lh5.ggpht.com image 336x512]

[4.bp.blogspot.com image 720x1080]

That poor girl has no ass.

I agree. Which for a latina, is unusual.

I've never understood the appeal of Selena. I mean, she's cute, but nothing special, really.

No. No. No. No. Latina is not a race. There is no Latina body shape. This rant is not directed at you personally, but I hate that false stereotype of us having pear shapes and big bottoms. Big butts are not any more unusual for us than for woman of any other ethnicity.

Guess what else? Not all of us are brunettes or speak Spanish or like spicy foods or have tempers or have 12 children or will call you Papi.

/end rant


Well said, though I'll give you free advice: maybe pick up that calling your dude "Papi" thing. It's annoying when women who lack the cultural background try to get "ethnic" but it's pretty hot when someone with the right heritage does it.
 
2014-06-26 02:51:33 PM  

Miss5280: realmolo: Gary-L: OtherLittleGuy: [lh5.ggpht.com image 336x512]

[4.bp.blogspot.com image 720x1080]

That poor girl has no ass.

I agree. Which for a latina, is unusual.

I've never understood the appeal of Selena. I mean, she's cute, but nothing special, really.

No. No. No. No. Latina is not a race. There is no Latina body shape. This rant is not directed at you personally, but I hate that false stereotype of us having pear shapes and big bottoms. Big butts are not any more unusual for us than for woman of any other ethnicity.

Guess what else? Not all of us are brunettes or speak Spanish or like spicy foods or have tempers or have 12 children or will call you Papi.

/end rant


So are you saying you won't call me Papi? Or are you saying not to expect it because that would be stereotypical?

/just looking for some clarification
//eip
///how you doin'
 
2014-06-26 03:44:38 PM  
I casually scrolled thru the thread..

But the redhead makes me BOOKMARK...
 
2014-06-26 03:47:36 PM  

DjangoStonereaver: 1> I think Vanessa Hudgens is way cuter/hotter, except for the duck lips thing she's always affecting.

2> The fact that I find either of them attractive makes me feel like an ununtterably pervy old man.


Ummm ... I've met you. You ARE a pervy old man.
 
2014-06-26 04:07:23 PM  

zarberg: DjangoStonereaver: 1> I think Vanessa Hudgens is way cuter/hotter, except for the duck lips thing she's always affecting.

2> The fact that I find either of them attractive makes me feel like an ununtterably pervy old man.

Ummm ... I've met you. You ARE a pervy old man.


That's beside the point: I don't like FEELING like a pervy old man.

And anyway:  it imagining that a female duergar sorceress looks like a bald Angelina Jolie is wrong, then I
don't want to be right.
 
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