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(Perez Hilton)   Selena Gomez believes being a hot young celebrity in a bikini is "brave." Will soon nominate Miley Cyrus for the Medal of Honor   (perezhilton.com) divider line 81
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2014-06-25 01:33:58 PM  
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2014-06-25 01:40:58 PM  
Oh fark, I accidentally clicked on a perezhilton link before I looked. I'll get you for this, subby.

Selena Gomez is very brave. She's back with Justin, the one and only Bieber, again.
 
2014-06-25 02:15:09 PM  

OtherLittleGuy: [lh5.ggpht.com image 336x512]

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That poor girl has no ass.
 
2014-06-25 02:18:37 PM  
Is "brave" now a synonym for "vapid?"
 
2014-06-25 02:24:22 PM  

Gary-L: That poor girl has no ass.


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2014-06-25 02:26:50 PM  

Gary-L: OtherLittleGuy: [lh5.ggpht.com image 336x512]

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That poor girl has no ass.


Gluteus Minimus?
 
2014-06-25 02:27:58 PM  
Brave?

Well, she is an above average looking Latina. They tend to put on weight as they get older (usually in the right places), which is a target for the shallow and envious.

Nah.

Brave would be full topless with a winning smile.
 
2014-06-25 02:33:10 PM  

Gary-L: OtherLittleGuy: [lh5.ggpht.com image 336x512]

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That poor girl has no ass.


I agree. Which for a latina, is unusual.

I've never understood the appeal of Selena. I mean, she's cute, but nothing special, really.
 
2014-06-25 02:35:55 PM  

DecemberNitro: Gary-L: That poor girl has no ass.

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I prefer a woman with a nice, round rump and not the backside of a 14-year old boy.
 
2014-06-25 02:36:13 PM  
i can't figure out what she sees in the Bieber. She seems like a rational person.
 
2014-06-25 02:36:30 PM  

realmolo: Gary-L: OtherLittleGuy: [lh5.ggpht.com image 336x512]

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That poor girl has no ass.

I agree. Which for a latina, is unusual.

I've never understood the appeal of Selena. I mean, she's cute, but nothing special, really.


This ^
 
2014-06-25 02:36:47 PM  
Brave would be her spreading her cheeks or cooch in Hustler until you can literally see her guts. Or at least cramming a couple of veggies in there.
 
2014-06-25 02:41:32 PM  

cryinoutloud: i can't figure out what she sees in the Bieber. She seems like a rational person.


Your two sentences contradict each other.
 
2014-06-25 02:42:02 PM  
I feel both more gay and stupid for clicking on that link. Jesus farking christ on a greased skewer, what mouth-breathing future SoyLent Green cracker actually gives a shiat about this tripe?
 
2014-06-25 02:42:53 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2014-06-25 02:46:13 PM  

Gary-L: OtherLittleGuy: [lh5.ggpht.com image 336x512]

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That poor girl has no ass.


Sure she does, she's dating Justin Bieber.
 
2014-06-25 02:47:48 PM  
And profitable too, eh, Salina?
 
2014-06-25 02:52:35 PM  

Valiente: I feel both more gay and stupid for clicking on that link. Jesus farking christ on a greased skewer, what mouth-breathing future SoyLent Green cracker actually gives a shiat about this tripe?


I'm just here to gawk at young hotties in bikinis.

"Oh, look at me! I'm young and hot and famous and I'm taking a picture of myself in a bikini! I am so very brave to do this!"

30 years from now you'll be brave to do it. Now? No.
 
2014-06-25 02:57:06 PM  
So I actually went and read TFA, because work is brutal today.

Apparently Ms. Gomez tweeted the photo in question captioned with "Soy valiente", Spanish for "I'm brave".

I have to say, after putting too much thought into this, that she very likely meant to type "Soy caliente" ("I'm Hot"), and ended up with a typo and some unnecessary media attention.

Oh well. My day isn't any worse for having contributed to this thread.
 
2014-06-25 03:09:50 PM  
Brave?  You want to talk about brave?

Braver than Lindsey throwing herself onto who know how many strangers claymores to ensure her friends got into the best clubs?  She was like Audie Murphy laying waste to unknown numbers of men

Braver than Courtney being repeatedly stabbed by a truckers meat sword behind the circle K for a lousy 8-ball?  I can only describe it like the Spartans at Thermopylae if it was just that one really deformed Spartan versus like a thousand unwashed fat dudes

Braver than Paris laying stoic and unmoving during a barrage of an unknown biological cocktail all over her face so for well reasons I suppose...

Brave?  I laugh at your brave!
 
2014-06-25 03:15:09 PM  

cryinoutloud: i can't figure out what she sees in the Bieber. She seems like a rational person.


She's a 21-year-old girl, how many of them are rational?
 
2014-06-25 03:15:46 PM  

Gary-L: DecemberNitro: Gary-L: That poor girl has no ass.

[3.bp.blogspot.com image 850x561]


I prefer a woman with a nice, round rump and not the backside of a 14-year old boy.


i153.photobucket.com
 
2014-06-25 03:17:23 PM  

Gary-L: DecemberNitro: Gary-L: That poor girl has no ass.

[3.bp.blogspot.com image 850x561]


I prefer a woman with a nice, round rump and not the backside of a 14-year old boy.


I'll have to take your word for this, since I've spent no time looking at teenage boy's rumps.
 
2014-06-25 03:18:55 PM  

Lord_3tnpm: So I actually went and read TFA, because work is brutal today.

Apparently Ms. Gomez tweeted the photo in question captioned with "Soy valiente", Spanish for "I'm brave".

I have to say, after putting too much thought into this, that she very likely meant to type "Soy caliente" ("I'm Hot"), and ended up with a typo and some unnecessary media attention.

Oh well. My day isn't any worse for having contributed to this thread.


autocorrección.
 
2014-06-25 03:20:04 PM  

realmolo: Gary-L: OtherLittleGuy: [lh5.ggpht.com image 336x512]

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That poor girl has no ass.

I agree. Which for a latina, is unusual.

I've never understood the appeal of Selena. I mean, she's cute, but nothing special, really.


Her head looks like a peanut.

/leaver her alone now. I mean it!
 
2014-06-25 03:20:15 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-06-25 03:20:54 PM  

realmolo: I've never understood the appeal of Selena. I mean, she's cute, but nothing special, really.


That square jaw and little infant eyes are a dealbreaker for me.

And I've told her as much.

Repeatedly.
 
2014-06-25 03:22:19 PM  
media.tumblr.com
 
2014-06-25 03:25:12 PM  
like a screen door in a hurricane.
 
2014-06-25 03:40:01 PM  
whatever


www.mtvhive.com
 
2014-06-25 03:46:33 PM  

jaytkay: whatever


[www.mtvhive.com image 640x400]


Lordy.
 
2014-06-25 03:51:16 PM  

jaytkay: whatever


[www.mtvhive.com image 640x400]


Pretty much the only worthwhile part of that movie.

/Gangsta Franco was good for some lulz
 
2014-06-25 03:56:08 PM  
You know what's really brave, Ms. Gomez? Bukkake.
 
2014-06-25 03:57:00 PM  
img.fark.net

Medal of Horror maybe....
 
2014-06-25 04:00:35 PM  

realmolo: Gary-L: OtherLittleGuy: [lh5.ggpht.com image 336x512]

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That poor girl has no ass.

I agree. Which for a latina, is unusual.

I've never understood the appeal of Selena. I mean, she's cute, but nothing special, really.


She's rich and famous.  Judged on her appeal alone, she's the cute post-teen in the neighborhood pool.  Add her fame and the denizens of the Internet start thrumming uselessly.
 
2014-06-25 04:00:49 PM  
1> I think Vanessa Hudgens is way cuter/hotter, except for the duck lips thing she's always affecting.

2> The fact that I find either of them attractive makes me feel like an ununtterably pervy old man.
 
2014-06-25 04:02:15 PM  
I think we need more pictures to assess the "so brave" claim.
Lots more pictures, and much clearer pictures.  Maybe a variety of bikinis and different angles so we can give her a really fair assessment.  And for good measure, a couple of nudes, as a baseline.
 
2014-06-25 04:04:37 PM  
I applaud this sense of bravery, and wish to see other examples of it.
www.horror-asylum.comimg005.lazygirls.info
www.kineda.comwww4.images.coolspotters.com
www4.pictures.zimbio.comcdn.rsvlts.com

Yes, truly, there should be a medal awarded for this.
 
2014-06-25 04:06:00 PM  
Selena Gomez in a bikini is not brave.
Gabourey Sidibe in a bikini is brave.
Following a link to see Gabourey Sidibe in a bikini is just foolhardy.
 
2014-06-25 04:06:07 PM  
Selena Gomez is freaking adorable...I would hit it until my manparts croak
 
2014-06-25 04:07:13 PM  
Link is broken for me, but the headline made me think of this.

i.imgur.com
 
2014-06-25 04:09:28 PM  
She's hot and all but...is that a mustache?
 
2014-06-25 04:12:04 PM  

LonMead: I applaud this sense of bravery, and wish to see other examples of it.
[www.horror-asylum.com image 480x837][img005.lazygirls.info image 379x640]
[www.kineda.com image 425x648][www4.images.coolspotters.com image 455x650]
[www4.pictures.zimbio.com image 396x594][cdn.rsvlts.com image 630x839]

Yes, truly, there should be a medal awarded for this.


I want the redhead on the boat :)

img.fark.net
 
2014-06-25 04:15:38 PM  

Laobaojun: I think we need more pictures to assess the "so brave" claim.
Lots more pictures, and much clearer pictures.  Maybe a variety of bikinis and different angles so we can give her a really fair assessment.  And for good measure, a couple of nudes, as a baseline.


I read that as "so brave"  clam and I also want to get in the line to see that.
 
2014-06-25 04:17:27 PM  

DjangoStonereaver: 1> I think Vanessa Hudgens is way cuter/hotter, except for the duck lips thing she's always affecting.


I lean that way, too...
www.eonline.com

... not, mind you, that my objections would be all that strenuous this way...
i.dailymail.co.uk

... but, yeah, I think Hudgens is the way to go.
media2.onsugar.com
 
2014-06-25 04:18:58 PM  

SirDigbyChickenCaesar: I want the redhead on the boat :)


You're not the only one. Holy shiat!
 
2014-06-25 04:23:24 PM  

phed: She's hot and all but...is that a mustache?


www.hollyzood.com
 
2014-06-25 04:30:52 PM  

phed: She's hot and all but...is that a mustache?


That means she's got a big bush. I like a big bush.
 
2014-06-25 04:35:45 PM  

SirDigbyChickenCaesar: LonMead: I applaud this sense of bravery, and wish to see other examples of it.
[www.horror-asylum.com image 480x837][img005.lazygirls.info image 379x640]
[www.kineda.com image 425x648][www4.images.coolspotters.com image 455x650]
[www4.pictures.zimbio.com image 396x594][cdn.rsvlts.com image 630x839]

Yes, truly, there should be a medal awarded for this.

I want the redhead on the boat :)

[img.fark.net image 382x219]


Ummmm, lol, that's really dark now.
 
2014-06-25 04:35:51 PM  

SirDigbyChickenCaesar: I want the redhead on the boat :)


You want the redhead on the boat? Hell, I want her on the boat, on the beach, in the hotel room, in the elevator, in the backseat of my car...
i.cdn.turner.com

... anywhere there's enough room to move.

Probably NSFW. Quite NSFW. NSFW.

But hey, if you want to limit yourself to just the boat...
 
2014-06-25 04:44:45 PM  
 
2014-06-25 04:48:06 PM  
This one (NSFW) I think is my favorite.

But I digress...
 
2014-06-25 05:19:15 PM  
at first i

resources.touropia.com

then i

i.imgur.com
 
2014-06-25 05:20:13 PM  
I honestly don't get the over zealous adoration for her. She has no rear and a toddler face. She's pretty but I wouldn't call her a stunner.

Before you post the "are you gay" meme no I'm not.
 
2014-06-25 05:30:13 PM  

pute kisses like a man: at first i

[resources.touropia.com image 640x417]

then i

[i.imgur.com image 850x1112]


Something about how hard you would hit it?
 
2014-06-25 05:39:03 PM  

nimawai: I honestly don't get the over zealous adoration for her. She has no rear and a toddler face. She's pretty but I wouldn't call her a stunner.

Before you post the "are you gay" meme no I'm not.


This!
 
2014-06-25 05:57:04 PM  

Gary-L: OtherLittleGuy: [lh5.ggpht.com image 336x512]

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That poor girl has no ass.


Well, her boyfriend has no penis, so they match up well.
 
2014-06-25 06:58:01 PM  
Is lupus contagious?  That's the important question.
 
2014-06-25 07:16:39 PM  
posing for photos in a bikini isn't brave.  posing fully nude is brave.


your move Ms. Gomez.
 
2014-06-25 07:25:45 PM  

kling_klang_bed: Brave would be her spreading her cheeks or cooch in Hustler until you can literally see her guts. Or at least cramming a couple of veggies in there.


I couldn't have written it any better without getting a 24hr timeout.

Well done.
 
2014-06-25 08:06:24 PM  
Selena Gomez is the most beautiful creature on earth

A picture of her is my desktop background. No kidding.
 
2014-06-25 08:24:58 PM  

thisisyourbrainonFark: Gary-L: DecemberNitro: Gary-L: That poor girl has no ass.

[3.bp.blogspot.com image 850x561]


I prefer a woman with a nice, round rump and not the backside of a 14-year old boy.


I didn't think it was possible to have both high levels of amusement and revulsion, but here we are.

/off to Tumblr and Redtube for a truckload of eye bleach
 
2014-06-25 09:13:19 PM  
Continue the bikini posting, but this is for Selena:

i.lvme.me
 
2014-06-25 10:37:12 PM  
Looks more like a squaw to me, but my Cherokee is rusty
 
2014-06-25 11:44:02 PM  

realmolo: Gary-L: OtherLittleGuy: [lh5.ggpht.com image 336x512]

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That poor girl has no ass.

I agree. Which for a latina, is unusual.

I've never understood the appeal of Selena. I mean, she's cute, but nothing special, really.


No. No. No. No. Latina is not a race. There is no Latina body shape. This rant is not directed at you personally, but I hate that false stereotype of us having pear shapes and big bottoms. Big butts are not any more unusual for us than for woman of any other ethnicity.

Guess what else? Not all of us are brunettes or speak Spanish or like spicy foods or have tempers or have 12 children or will call you Papi.

/end rant
 
2014-06-26 12:01:31 AM  

Miss5280: realmolo: Gary-L: OtherLittleGuy: [lh5.ggpht.com image 336x512]

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That poor girl has no ass.

I agree. Which for a latina, is unusual.

I've never understood the appeal of Selena. I mean, she's cute, but nothing special, really.

No. No. No. No. Latina is not a race. There is no Latina body shape. This rant is not directed at you personally, but I hate that false stereotype of us having pear shapes and big bottoms. Big butts are not any more unusual for us than for woman of any other ethnicity.

Guess what else? Not all of us are brunettes or speak Spanish or like spicy foods or have tempers or have 12 children or will call you Papi.

/end rant


Yes you are correct that latina is not a race. But the chances of having a latina with "pear shapes and big bottoms" when compared to, say, "white people" (crack ass crackers) is significantly higher due to the genetic influence (I am not sure this is the right word and I am too drunk to look for it) black and native blood has in latino culture (which is also a misnomer but is the closest to a classification as we can get).

/Women who call their partners "papi" are way beyond creepy
//But if you have ever dated a Colombian or PR lady, you'd think that all latinas have tempers
///If you go to Spanish Mass, you'd be convinced most latinas have a crapload of kids
 
2014-06-26 12:29:07 AM  
This thread is full of idiots. Listen to yourselves getting into an absurd lather about the meaningless comments of a teenage girl. Yes, this teen pop pinhead clearly meant that she is as brave as soldiers, or people fighting disease or crime. Yes, that's probably exactly what she was trying to suggest, so it's a good thing we have all of you here to put her in her place.
 
2014-06-26 12:32:49 AM  

Miss5280: realmolo: Gary-L: OtherLittleGuy: [lh5.ggpht.com image 336x512]

[4.bp.blogspot.com image 720x1080]

That poor girl has no ass.

I agree. Which for a latina, is unusual.

I've never understood the appeal of Selena. I mean, she's cute, but nothing special, really.

No. No. No. No. Latina is not a race. There is no Latina body shape. This rant is not directed at you personally, but I hate that false stereotype of us having pear shapes and big bottoms. Big butts are not any more unusual for us than for woman of any other ethnicity.

Guess what else? Not all of us are brunettes or speak Spanish or like spicy foods or have tempers or have 12 children or will call you Papi.

/end rant


Lighten up.
 
2014-06-26 02:38:47 AM  
i172.photobucket.com
 
2014-06-26 03:21:54 AM  

doctor wu: This thread is full of idiots. Listen to yourselves getting into an absurd lather about the meaningless comments of a teenage girl. Yes, this teen pop pinhead clearly meant that she is as brave as soldiers, or people fighting disease or crime. Yes, that's probably exactly what she was trying to suggest, so it's a good thing we have all of you here to put her in her place.


So 21 is a teenager?
 
2014-06-26 07:52:00 AM  

LonMead: But hey, if you want to limit yourself to just the boat...


I'd Dicker
 
2014-06-26 09:37:24 AM  

phed: She's hot and all but...is that a mustache?


There's a big difference between a mustache and a beard.

/wonder if I'm the first
 
2014-06-26 11:37:17 AM  

Laobaojun: pute kisses like a man: at first i

[resources.touropia.com image 640x417]

then i

[i.imgur.com image 850x1112]

Something about how hard you would hit it?


with the added reference to bikini atoll.  i like to keep me memes referential to the subject matter.
 
2014-06-26 11:47:07 AM  

jaytkay: whatever


[www.mtvhive.com image 640x400]


she's the fourth hottest in the pic
 
2014-06-26 12:11:51 PM  

Gary-L: OtherLittleGuy: [lh5.ggpht.com image 336x512]

[4.bp.blogspot.com image 720x1080]

That poor girl has no ass.


She has Beiber!
 
2014-06-26 12:57:55 PM  

HaywoodJablonski: Looks more like a squaw to me, but my Cherokee is rusty


Let that be a lesson to you.
Always go for the undercoating.

Hello Rusty Jones...
 
2014-06-26 01:24:14 PM  

Miss5280: realmolo: Gary-L: OtherLittleGuy: [lh5.ggpht.com image 336x512]

[4.bp.blogspot.com image 720x1080]

That poor girl has no ass.

I agree. Which for a latina, is unusual.

I've never understood the appeal of Selena. I mean, she's cute, but nothing special, really.

No. No. No. No. Latina is not a race. There is no Latina body shape. This rant is not directed at you personally, but I hate that false stereotype of us having pear shapes and big bottoms. Big butts are not any more unusual for us than for woman of any other ethnicity.

Guess what else? Not all of us are brunettes or speak Spanish or like spicy foods or have tempers or have 12 children or will call you Papi.

/end rant


Well said, though I'll give you free advice: maybe pick up that calling your dude "Papi" thing. It's annoying when women who lack the cultural background try to get "ethnic" but it's pretty hot when someone with the right heritage does it.
 
2014-06-26 02:51:33 PM  

Miss5280: realmolo: Gary-L: OtherLittleGuy: [lh5.ggpht.com image 336x512]

[4.bp.blogspot.com image 720x1080]

That poor girl has no ass.

I agree. Which for a latina, is unusual.

I've never understood the appeal of Selena. I mean, she's cute, but nothing special, really.

No. No. No. No. Latina is not a race. There is no Latina body shape. This rant is not directed at you personally, but I hate that false stereotype of us having pear shapes and big bottoms. Big butts are not any more unusual for us than for woman of any other ethnicity.

Guess what else? Not all of us are brunettes or speak Spanish or like spicy foods or have tempers or have 12 children or will call you Papi.

/end rant


So are you saying you won't call me Papi? Or are you saying not to expect it because that would be stereotypical?

/just looking for some clarification
//eip
///how you doin'
 
2014-06-26 03:44:38 PM  
I casually scrolled thru the thread..

But the redhead makes me BOOKMARK...
 
2014-06-26 03:47:36 PM  

DjangoStonereaver: 1> I think Vanessa Hudgens is way cuter/hotter, except for the duck lips thing she's always affecting.

2> The fact that I find either of them attractive makes me feel like an ununtterably pervy old man.


Ummm ... I've met you. You ARE a pervy old man.
 
2014-06-26 04:07:23 PM  

zarberg: DjangoStonereaver: 1> I think Vanessa Hudgens is way cuter/hotter, except for the duck lips thing she's always affecting.

2> The fact that I find either of them attractive makes me feel like an ununtterably pervy old man.

Ummm ... I've met you. You ARE a pervy old man.


That's beside the point: I don't like FEELING like a pervy old man.

And anyway:  it imagining that a female duergar sorceress looks like a bald Angelina Jolie is wrong, then I
don't want to be right.
 
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