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(Perez Hilton)   Selena Gomez believes being a hot young celebrity in a bikini is "brave." Will soon nominate Miley Cyrus for the Medal of Honor   (perezhilton.com) divider line 81
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2014-06-25 01:33:58 PM  
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2014-06-25 01:40:58 PM  
Oh fark, I accidentally clicked on a perezhilton link before I looked. I'll get you for this, subby.

Selena Gomez is very brave. She's back with Justin, the one and only Bieber, again.
 
2014-06-25 02:15:09 PM  

OtherLittleGuy: [lh5.ggpht.com image 336x512]

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That poor girl has no ass.
 
2014-06-25 02:18:37 PM  
Is "brave" now a synonym for "vapid?"
 
2014-06-25 02:24:22 PM  

Gary-L: That poor girl has no ass.


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2014-06-25 02:26:50 PM  

Gary-L: OtherLittleGuy: [lh5.ggpht.com image 336x512]

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That poor girl has no ass.


Gluteus Minimus?
 
2014-06-25 02:27:58 PM  
Brave?

Well, she is an above average looking Latina. They tend to put on weight as they get older (usually in the right places), which is a target for the shallow and envious.

Nah.

Brave would be full topless with a winning smile.
 
2014-06-25 02:33:10 PM  

Gary-L: OtherLittleGuy: [lh5.ggpht.com image 336x512]

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That poor girl has no ass.


I agree. Which for a latina, is unusual.

I've never understood the appeal of Selena. I mean, she's cute, but nothing special, really.
 
2014-06-25 02:35:55 PM  

DecemberNitro: Gary-L: That poor girl has no ass.

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I prefer a woman with a nice, round rump and not the backside of a 14-year old boy.
 
2014-06-25 02:36:13 PM  
i can't figure out what she sees in the Bieber. She seems like a rational person.
 
2014-06-25 02:36:30 PM  

realmolo: Gary-L: OtherLittleGuy: [lh5.ggpht.com image 336x512]

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That poor girl has no ass.

I agree. Which for a latina, is unusual.

I've never understood the appeal of Selena. I mean, she's cute, but nothing special, really.


This ^
 
2014-06-25 02:36:47 PM  
Brave would be her spreading her cheeks or cooch in Hustler until you can literally see her guts. Or at least cramming a couple of veggies in there.
 
2014-06-25 02:41:32 PM  

cryinoutloud: i can't figure out what she sees in the Bieber. She seems like a rational person.


Your two sentences contradict each other.
 
2014-06-25 02:42:02 PM  
I feel both more gay and stupid for clicking on that link. Jesus farking christ on a greased skewer, what mouth-breathing future SoyLent Green cracker actually gives a shiat about this tripe?
 
2014-06-25 02:42:53 PM  
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2014-06-25 02:46:13 PM  

Gary-L: OtherLittleGuy: [lh5.ggpht.com image 336x512]

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That poor girl has no ass.


Sure she does, she's dating Justin Bieber.
 
2014-06-25 02:47:48 PM  
And profitable too, eh, Salina?
 
2014-06-25 02:52:35 PM  

Valiente: I feel both more gay and stupid for clicking on that link. Jesus farking christ on a greased skewer, what mouth-breathing future SoyLent Green cracker actually gives a shiat about this tripe?


I'm just here to gawk at young hotties in bikinis.

"Oh, look at me! I'm young and hot and famous and I'm taking a picture of myself in a bikini! I am so very brave to do this!"

30 years from now you'll be brave to do it. Now? No.
 
2014-06-25 02:57:06 PM  
So I actually went and read TFA, because work is brutal today.

Apparently Ms. Gomez tweeted the photo in question captioned with "Soy valiente", Spanish for "I'm brave".

I have to say, after putting too much thought into this, that she very likely meant to type "Soy caliente" ("I'm Hot"), and ended up with a typo and some unnecessary media attention.

Oh well. My day isn't any worse for having contributed to this thread.
 
2014-06-25 03:09:50 PM  
Brave?  You want to talk about brave?

Braver than Lindsey throwing herself onto who know how many strangers claymores to ensure her friends got into the best clubs?  She was like Audie Murphy laying waste to unknown numbers of men

Braver than Courtney being repeatedly stabbed by a truckers meat sword behind the circle K for a lousy 8-ball?  I can only describe it like the Spartans at Thermopylae if it was just that one really deformed Spartan versus like a thousand unwashed fat dudes

Braver than Paris laying stoic and unmoving during a barrage of an unknown biological cocktail all over her face so for well reasons I suppose...

Brave?  I laugh at your brave!
 
2014-06-25 03:15:09 PM  

cryinoutloud: i can't figure out what she sees in the Bieber. She seems like a rational person.


She's a 21-year-old girl, how many of them are rational?
 
2014-06-25 03:15:46 PM  

Gary-L: DecemberNitro: Gary-L: That poor girl has no ass.

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I prefer a woman with a nice, round rump and not the backside of a 14-year old boy.


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2014-06-25 03:17:23 PM  

Gary-L: DecemberNitro: Gary-L: That poor girl has no ass.

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I prefer a woman with a nice, round rump and not the backside of a 14-year old boy.


I'll have to take your word for this, since I've spent no time looking at teenage boy's rumps.
 
2014-06-25 03:18:55 PM  

Lord_3tnpm: So I actually went and read TFA, because work is brutal today.

Apparently Ms. Gomez tweeted the photo in question captioned with "Soy valiente", Spanish for "I'm brave".

I have to say, after putting too much thought into this, that she very likely meant to type "Soy caliente" ("I'm Hot"), and ended up with a typo and some unnecessary media attention.

Oh well. My day isn't any worse for having contributed to this thread.


autocorrección.
 
2014-06-25 03:20:04 PM  

realmolo: Gary-L: OtherLittleGuy: [lh5.ggpht.com image 336x512]

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That poor girl has no ass.

I agree. Which for a latina, is unusual.

I've never understood the appeal of Selena. I mean, she's cute, but nothing special, really.


Her head looks like a peanut.

/leaver her alone now. I mean it!
 
2014-06-25 03:20:15 PM  
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2014-06-25 03:20:54 PM  

realmolo: I've never understood the appeal of Selena. I mean, she's cute, but nothing special, really.


That square jaw and little infant eyes are a dealbreaker for me.

And I've told her as much.

Repeatedly.
 
2014-06-25 03:22:19 PM  
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2014-06-25 03:25:12 PM  
like a screen door in a hurricane.
 
2014-06-25 03:40:01 PM  
whatever


www.mtvhive.com
 
2014-06-25 03:46:33 PM  

jaytkay: whatever


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Lordy.
 
2014-06-25 03:51:16 PM  

jaytkay: whatever


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Pretty much the only worthwhile part of that movie.

/Gangsta Franco was good for some lulz
 
2014-06-25 03:56:08 PM  
You know what's really brave, Ms. Gomez? Bukkake.
 
2014-06-25 03:57:00 PM  
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Medal of Horror maybe....
 
2014-06-25 04:00:35 PM  

realmolo: Gary-L: OtherLittleGuy: [lh5.ggpht.com image 336x512]

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That poor girl has no ass.

I agree. Which for a latina, is unusual.

I've never understood the appeal of Selena. I mean, she's cute, but nothing special, really.


She's rich and famous.  Judged on her appeal alone, she's the cute post-teen in the neighborhood pool.  Add her fame and the denizens of the Internet start thrumming uselessly.
 
2014-06-25 04:00:49 PM  
1> I think Vanessa Hudgens is way cuter/hotter, except for the duck lips thing she's always affecting.

2> The fact that I find either of them attractive makes me feel like an ununtterably pervy old man.
 
2014-06-25 04:02:15 PM  
I think we need more pictures to assess the "so brave" claim.
Lots more pictures, and much clearer pictures.  Maybe a variety of bikinis and different angles so we can give her a really fair assessment.  And for good measure, a couple of nudes, as a baseline.
 
2014-06-25 04:04:37 PM  
I applaud this sense of bravery, and wish to see other examples of it.
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Yes, truly, there should be a medal awarded for this.
 
2014-06-25 04:06:00 PM  
Selena Gomez in a bikini is not brave.
Gabourey Sidibe in a bikini is brave.
Following a link to see Gabourey Sidibe in a bikini is just foolhardy.
 
2014-06-25 04:06:07 PM  
Selena Gomez is freaking adorable...I would hit it until my manparts croak
 
2014-06-25 04:07:13 PM  
Link is broken for me, but the headline made me think of this.

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2014-06-25 04:09:28 PM  
She's hot and all but...is that a mustache?
 
2014-06-25 04:12:04 PM  

LonMead: I applaud this sense of bravery, and wish to see other examples of it.
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Yes, truly, there should be a medal awarded for this.


I want the redhead on the boat :)

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2014-06-25 04:15:38 PM  

Laobaojun: I think we need more pictures to assess the "so brave" claim.
Lots more pictures, and much clearer pictures.  Maybe a variety of bikinis and different angles so we can give her a really fair assessment.  And for good measure, a couple of nudes, as a baseline.


I read that as "so brave"  clam and I also want to get in the line to see that.
 
2014-06-25 04:17:27 PM  

DjangoStonereaver: 1> I think Vanessa Hudgens is way cuter/hotter, except for the duck lips thing she's always affecting.


I lean that way, too...
www.eonline.com

... not, mind you, that my objections would be all that strenuous this way...
i.dailymail.co.uk

... but, yeah, I think Hudgens is the way to go.
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2014-06-25 04:18:58 PM  

SirDigbyChickenCaesar: I want the redhead on the boat :)


You're not the only one. Holy shiat!
 
2014-06-25 04:23:24 PM  

phed: She's hot and all but...is that a mustache?


www.hollyzood.com
 
2014-06-25 04:30:52 PM  

phed: She's hot and all but...is that a mustache?


That means she's got a big bush. I like a big bush.
 
2014-06-25 04:35:45 PM  

SirDigbyChickenCaesar: LonMead: I applaud this sense of bravery, and wish to see other examples of it.
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Yes, truly, there should be a medal awarded for this.

I want the redhead on the boat :)

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Ummmm, lol, that's really dark now.
 
2014-06-25 04:35:51 PM  

SirDigbyChickenCaesar: I want the redhead on the boat :)


You want the redhead on the boat? Hell, I want her on the boat, on the beach, in the hotel room, in the elevator, in the backseat of my car...
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... anywhere there's enough room to move.

Probably NSFW. Quite NSFW. NSFW.

But hey, if you want to limit yourself to just the boat...
 
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