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(   What do you do when 911 won't help after you lock yourself out of your car? Start a bakery fire, obviously   ( divider line
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1949 clicks; posted to Main » on 25 Jun 2014 at 4:44 PM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2014-06-25 08:19:02 PM  
2 votes:
Idiot!  There are services for these situations that you can call and they will send someone out and start a bakery fire for you.
2014-06-25 04:47:43 PM  
2 votes:
Maybe his cell phone died so he decided to call a locksmith with a smoke signal.
2014-06-25 06:35:17 PM  
1 vote:
911 was an inside job!

er, wait, what are we talking about?
2014-06-25 05:30:47 PM  
1 vote:
Yeah, I'm partial to starting a bakery fire, too. Stripping naked, painting yourself green, sticking a flower in between your cheeks, and running down the street screaming "I'm the Spring Fairy! I'm the Spring Fairy!" will usually get a pretty quick response, too.
2014-06-25 05:26:10 PM  
1 vote:
No Rolls for me, no rolls for you!
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