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(Boston.com)   What do you do when 911 won't help after you lock yourself out of your car? Start a bakery fire, obviously   (boston.com) divider line 5
    More: Dumbass, Leominster, CBS Boston  
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1927 clicks; posted to Main » on 25 Jun 2014 at 4:44 PM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2014-06-25 08:19:02 PM  
2 votes:
Idiot!  There are services for these situations that you can call and they will send someone out and start a bakery fire for you.
2014-06-25 04:47:43 PM  
2 votes:
Maybe his cell phone died so he decided to call a locksmith with a smoke signal.
2014-06-25 06:35:17 PM  
1 votes:
911 was an inside job!


er, wait, what are we talking about?
2014-06-25 05:30:47 PM  
1 votes:
Yeah, I'm partial to starting a bakery fire, too. Stripping naked, painting yourself green, sticking a flower in between your cheeks, and running down the street screaming "I'm the Spring Fairy! I'm the Spring Fairy!" will usually get a pretty quick response, too.
2014-06-25 05:26:10 PM  
1 votes:
No Rolls for me, no rolls for you!
 
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