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(Entertainment Weekly)   "I'd like to apologize to the Jews running Hollywood for saying that the Jews run Hollywood"   (popwatch.ew.com) divider line 25
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2014-06-25 04:41:49 PM  
3 votes:
i.imgur.com

I was looking for a "Jewish community frowns upon your shenanigans," but this was on the first page and I find it hilarious.
2014-06-25 02:13:31 PM  
3 votes:

mistrmind: I came for a pic of officer sugar-tits and I'm leaving disappointed.


tinyarena: And sugar tits are delicious


pdxretro.com
"Can't get enough of those sug-ar tiiiiiits..."
2014-06-25 01:08:14 PM  
3 votes:
What I'm about to say is so shocking and offensive, you might want to close your eyes or your browser. Still here? Okay, don't say I didn't warn you...Blacks dominate the NBA.
2014-06-25 02:32:24 PM  
2 votes:
Oldman, look at my life.
I'm a lot like you were.  Neil Young Neal Gabler

www.radioislam.org

The nuance here is being able to differentiate the subtlety between. "The Jews Run Hollywood!" and the fact that most of the early Hollywood studio heads and theater chain owners were Jewish immigrants.

 Gary Oldman is such a good actor, he convinced me that he was Mel Gibson. I think we all know that Mel Gibson can't be a racist because he is a Christian... and Christ taught about forgiveness. But you'd know that if you hadn't killed Christ you JEW BASTARDS!

You know, the real lesson to be learned here is all about forgiveness and tolerance. And that Keanu Reeves is not a Jew.... but Alex Winter is. So I have to ask myself why Alex didn't get any help in his acting career from the imagined great Super-Secret Jewish-controlled Hollywood conspiracy. And then it dawned on me... because Alex Winter would not sleep with David Geffen.
2014-06-25 12:48:52 PM  
2 votes:
"You know who runs Hollywood?"

www.dvdizzy.com

..."The Jews?"

"THE JAPANESE."
2014-06-25 12:45:46 PM  
2 votes:
"The Jewish People, persecuted thorough the ages, are the first to hear God's voice, and surely are the chosen people"

This is what some Jewish people actually believe.
2014-06-25 12:40:02 PM  
2 votes:

AeAe: So the Jews run Hollywood.  So?  Are they doing a good job?  Then carry on.


I heard that Grown Ups 3 is in production.
2014-06-25 12:25:46 PM  
2 votes:
Gary, not so much for you with the talking.
2014-06-26 12:40:22 PM  
1 votes:
The Jewish People, persecuted thorough the ages, are the first to hear God's voice, and surely are the chosen people.

F**k you Gary. F**K you very much.

My company is owned and staffed mostly by hassids. They made all of their money in the 80' and 90's by STEALING electricity to power the machines. They are no better than anyone else on the planet. maybe if they stopped saying they were chosen and no one else is going to heaven the whole world wouldn't try to eradicate them.
2014-06-25 03:12:59 PM  
1 votes:

Rapmaster2000: Hydra: Who in their right mind buys any of these apologies, and why the hell is the ADL wasting their time demanding some faux-apology in the first place? Just like when Tracy Morgan was forced to "apologize" to a couple of loud LGBT groups - does anyone think these are sincere and that they're worth anyone's time?

Grow thicker skin, you babies.

/at least it's not the heavy hand of the state censoring anything

I don't think anyone does, but it's fun to make idiots bow when they realize not everyone is going to clap like a seal at their dumb shiat.

Seriously, look at this guy.  He says "we're all hypocrites" as if he's come upon some profound truth that was going to blow the lid off the facade of society and really stick it to the man.

He sounds about as wise as a teenager.


What do you mean everyone?

EVERYONE!
2014-06-25 03:04:06 PM  
1 votes:
he really should have played the alcoholic card and spent a few weeks at some rehab resort. It's a much better excuse than "I am a terrible person but I've seen the error of my ways" excuse
2014-06-25 02:38:40 PM  
1 votes:
You know who else blamed everything on a book?
2014-06-25 02:12:57 PM  
1 votes:

mcmnky: So we have a group whose profession is saying words written by other people. When they start to speak on their own, you see why their livelihood depends on saying what's written for them.

Not saying all actors are idiots. But they generally are much better at saying their lines then speaking their minds.


"It's about time the piano realized it has not written the concerto!"
Lloyd Richards, "All About Eve"
2014-06-25 01:46:36 PM  
1 votes:
Sorry. I meant Wall Street.
2014-06-25 01:27:57 PM  
1 votes:
nimawai:

I'm so damn tired of having to walk on egg shell by every word I say. The other day I got a verbal beat down for telling young girls that sometimes it's much sexier to not show off 80% of their body. That you men like a little mystery.

Protip:  guys just say that because it sounds better.  They just don't want their wives dressing that way.

There's a reason Sports Illustrated has a swimsuit edition and not a comfy pajamas edition.
2014-06-25 01:23:02 PM  
1 votes:

H31N0US: "The Jewish People, persecuted thorough the ages, are the first to hear God's voice, and surely are the chosen people"

This is what some Jewish people actually believe.


There are many Jews in powerful positions - Spielberg, Kaplan, those 2 brothers that run that studio, Adam Sandler, etc., Oprah, Larry King.
2014-06-25 01:18:52 PM  
1 votes:
The only thing he left out was, "Some of my best friends are Jews."
2014-06-25 12:51:38 PM  
1 votes:

BafflerMeal: H31N0US: "The Jewish People, persecuted thorough the ages, are the first to hear God's voice, and surely are the chosen people"

This is what some Jewish people actually believe.

That part was so over the top ridiculous, I fully believe it was a backhanded comment in the middle of the apology.  In a formal apology like that, it is eye-rolling worthy.


If he believed it he'd be converting to Judaism right now.
2014-06-25 12:50:00 PM  
1 votes:
Pictured: the only one who cares.
img2.wikia.nocookie.net
2014-06-25 12:49:09 PM  
1 votes:

H31N0US: "The Jewish People, persecuted thorough the ages, are the first to hear God's voice, and surely are the chosen people"

This is what some Jewish people actually believe.


That part was so over the top ridiculous, I fully believe it was a backhanded comment in the middle of the apology.  In a formal apology like that, it is eye-rolling worthy.
2014-06-25 12:48:29 PM  
1 votes:
Schwarzenegger's actual line was "Get to the Hoopah!"
2014-06-25 12:31:37 PM  
1 votes:
You're a monster, Zorg.
2014-06-25 12:26:10 PM  
1 votes:
Wow. That's extremely well written.
I wonder who wrote it.

/we all knew this mea culpa was coming
2014-06-25 12:24:27 PM  
1 votes:
I bet the Jews... oh.
2014-06-25 12:03:35 PM  
1 votes:
We live in fear.
 
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