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(Daily Mail)   Fox News asks: Does it come in blonde?   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 37
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2014-06-25 12:07:25 PM  
I_AM_Weasel asks: Why do an android's breasts need microphones?
 
2014-06-25 12:19:13 PM  
I don't know, but I'd sure like to...
 
2014-06-25 02:24:24 PM  

I_Am_Weasel: I_AM_Weasel asks: Why do an android's breasts need microphones?


So you can hear the nipples "pop" when they get erect.
 
2014-06-25 02:26:46 PM  
Yikes, those are not even close to realistic looking ...

The Disney Lincoln would be a better at the job!

Hell, Chuck E Cheese is a better choice.
 
2014-06-25 02:27:25 PM  
Lifelike? They look like real life possessed mannequins.
 
2014-06-25 02:30:22 PM  
do android reporters dream of electronic sheeple?
 
2014-06-25 02:30:31 PM  
Not quite in the Uncanny Valley yet
 
2014-06-25 02:32:35 PM  

Russ1642: Lifelike? They look like real life possessed mannequins.


The Fox News anchors or the robots?
 
2014-06-25 02:33:22 PM  
Kwame, paging Kwame to the android thread.
 
2014-06-25 02:35:45 PM  
The camera never blinks.

And neither does the talent.
 
2014-06-25 02:37:19 PM  

NuttierThanEver: Russ1642: Lifelike? They look like real life possessed mannequins.

The Fox News anchors or the robots?


yes
 
2014-06-25 02:37:26 PM  
How soon till the Android becomes a sex bot for Japanese middle aged men who dress in diapers?
 
2014-06-25 02:40:53 PM  
i.dailymail.co.uk

The one on the right is pretty goddamned fake. Must be an Alpha release.
 
2014-06-25 02:41:12 PM  

Misconduc: How soon till the Android becomes a sex bot for Japanese middle aged men who dress in diapers?


I would suspect that is the whole purpose of this research and this is just an honorable way to get funding for it.
 
2014-06-25 02:41:45 PM  

I_Am_Weasel: I_AM_Weasel asks: Why do an android's breasts need microphones?


So you can hear the ocean?
 
2014-06-25 02:44:57 PM  
Fox News asks: Does it come in blonde?

Wait!  Fox isn't already using androids?
 
2014-06-25 02:47:05 PM  
i.dailymail.co.uk

If this were a sci fi movie, this would be the exact moment that the alien would pop out of the robot's head...

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2014-06-25 02:48:24 PM  

Russ1642: Lifelike? They look like real life possessed mannequins.


Or someone with a serious brain injury.
 
2014-06-25 02:55:19 PM  
I'm white, that goes with everything, but I can come in any color.
 
2014-06-25 02:57:59 PM  
If newscasters were encoded with the laws of robotics we the news be more honest?
 
2014-06-25 03:01:20 PM  
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2014-06-25 03:06:05 PM  

Cheron: If newscasters were encoded with the laws of robotics we the news be more honest?


Not likely, once their AI figures out the Zeroth law.  On a more pedantic note, wouldn't these be gynoids instead of androids?
 
2014-06-25 03:14:47 PM  
So Kristen Stewart is a public beta release?
 
2014-06-25 03:20:23 PM  
 
2014-06-25 03:23:04 PM  
My girlfriend is blonde, so I c.....oh shut up, john.
 
2014-06-25 03:26:38 PM  
That's what she asked
 
2014-06-25 03:30:03 PM  
I knew I should have shown them "Electro-Gonorrhea: The Noisy Killer".
 
2014-06-25 03:33:50 PM  

Mikey1969: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x409]

If this were a sci fi movie, this would be the exact moment that the alien would pop out of the robot's head...

[www.cyberpunkreview.com image 650x300]



"And in other news: I won't lie to you about your chances, but you have my sympathies. Back to you, Ted-bot!"
 
2014-06-25 03:38:00 PM  
Kinda cool in its own right, especially the dude's comment about Japan leading the world in companion robots while the US leads the world in military robot technology. But, I was more interested in the insert at the bottom about Pepper, the robot that can allegedly read and react to your emotions. Though I'm skeptical of how well it works, given that I've done some research in social-robotics, I am very intrigued by that.
 
2014-06-25 03:56:14 PM  
Julie Chen should be worried... about her marriage.
 
2014-06-25 04:18:21 PM  
Telemundo News asks: Does it come with a nice rack?

i1.ytimg.com
 
2014-06-25 04:40:51 PM  

2wolves: Kwame, paging Kwame to the android thread.


Rebroadcasting for effect
 
2014-06-25 05:37:46 PM  
'fraid not

img1.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2014-06-25 08:22:10 PM  

I_Am_Weasel: I_AM_Weasel asks: Why do an android's breasts need microphones?


To gather blackmail material.
 
2014-06-26 05:38:38 AM  

Mikey1969: I_Am_Weasel: I_AM_Weasel asks: Why do an android's breasts need microphones?

So you can hear the ocean?


To tune in Radio Tokyo. Duh.
 
2014-06-26 07:39:52 AM  
Big deal.  We've been using androids in movies for years.

makeup411.com
 
2014-06-26 05:55:50 PM  

Teaser: Big deal.  We've been using androids in movies for years.

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