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(WSOCTV)   They often call me Speedo, but my real name is Mr. Vandiver   (wsoctv.com) divider line 29
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2014-06-25 11:44:29 AM  
Houston Cole Vandiver, 17, told police he had lost and bet and he and another person had to go through Walmart in a Speedo.

What?
 
2014-06-25 01:47:16 PM  
www.dcrtv.com
 
2014-06-25 01:49:05 PM  
I know it's spelled "Throatwarbler Mangrove, but it's pronounced 'Luxury Yacht'".
 
2014-06-25 01:49:17 PM  
Offended in a Walmart? Oh for fark's sake.
 
2014-06-25 01:56:18 PM  

durbnpoisn: I know it's spelled "Throatwarbler Mangrove Raymond Luxury Yacht", but it's pronounced 'Luxury Yacht'" Throat Warbler Mangrove


FTFY
 
2014-06-25 01:57:22 PM  

climbin_metal: Offended in a Walmart? Oh for fark's sake.


Now that the War on Drugs is under threat, we need to explore new ways to keep American for-profit prisons artificially overpopulated. And if there's a likelier way than arresting people for inappropriate outfits at Walmart, I can't think of it.
 
2014-06-25 01:57:32 PM  
Must have bet on Spain.
 
2014-06-25 01:58:28 PM  
17 year old in a speedo and no pics.  WTF?
 
2014-06-25 01:58:31 PM  
Earl "Speedo" Carroll. Thanks, subby.
 
2014-06-25 01:59:41 PM  
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2014-06-25 02:00:25 PM  
Arrested?  Common it's a 17 year old being a moron and no one was hurt,  he wasn't even naked for farks sake.

Smack him on the head and take him home.
 
2014-06-25 02:06:23 PM  

Walker: Houston Cole Vandiver, 17, told police he had lost and bet and he and another person had to go through Walmart in a Speedo.

What?


Professional journalism has been dead for years. Just grieve like the rest of us and move on.
 
2014-06-25 02:06:41 PM  

Odoriferous Queef: durbnpoisn: I know it's spelled "Throatwarbler Mangrove Raymond Luxury Yacht", but it's pronounced 'Luxury Yacht'" Throat Warbler Mangrove

FTFY


How the hell did I totally remember that backwards?!
 
2014-06-25 02:07:27 PM  
and now that song is in my head.
 
2014-06-25 02:07:31 PM  
i often scare folks by telling them i'll be wearing my speedo to swim...

apparently, and i didn't know this till i found it on sale about 3 years ago at marshall's, speedo makes actual swim trunks as well as banana hammocks.
 
2014-06-25 02:08:43 PM  

FlashHarry: and now that song is in my head.

 
2014-06-25 02:09:17 PM  
HOW WOULD THEY EVEN NOTICE?!?!?!?!

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2014-06-25 02:10:18 PM  
 
2014-06-25 02:15:27 PM  

Boo_Guy: Arrested?  Common it's a 17 year old being a moron and no one was hurt,  he wasn't even naked for farks sake.

Smack him on the head and take him home.


Yeah I did some crap like this back when I was in HS, what is the big deal? I would have a record a mile long nowadays

/its my farking lawn
 
2014-06-25 02:17:39 PM  

ChipNASA: HOW WOULD THEY EVEN NOTICE?!?!?!?!


He was running.

Nobody in Wal-Mart runs.

Heck, most of them don't walk:

www.scatchan.net
 
2014-06-25 02:27:51 PM  
This WalMart is about 5 minutes from my house, and is probably the nicest one I have been in. The area is kind of upscale, so the WalMart beasts don't pop up too often.
 
2014-06-25 02:28:47 PM  

I Mash Grains: This WalMart is about 5 minutes from my house, and is probably the nicest one I have been in. The area is kind of upscale, so the WalMart beasts don't pop up too often.


Being the nicest Walmart is like being the thinnest kid at fat camp.
 
2014-06-25 02:35:07 PM  
When I was 19 I got drunk and ended up at a Denny's at 4am, 3 high schoolers decided to run around the Denny's in tighty whities and one of them left their car running outside (which the ghetto is right behind the Denny's).
Yep to their horror, they ran through and around both sides of the dennys and outside to see their car peeling out. Lets just say the manager felt bad enough, he gave the three a booth to sit in and wait for their PARENTS to pick them up.

/If it was today? Cops called, them arrested - however there wasn't even 5 people in there, so yeah big whoops, should of done it at 5am when the old folks come in, someone would of died.
 
2014-06-25 02:35:48 PM  

brimed03: climbin_metal: Offended in a Walmart? Oh for fark's sake.

Now that the War on Drugs is under threat, we need to explore new ways to keep American for-profit prisons artificially overpopulated. And if there's a likelier way than arresting people for inappropriate outfits at Walmart, I can't think of it.


Looks like he's packing. And he may also have a concealed weapon.
 
2014-06-25 02:53:15 PM  

I Mash Grains: This WalMart is about 5 minutes from my house, and is probably the nicest one I have been in. The area is kind of upscale, so the WalMart beasts don't pop up too often.


our new walmart, approx 4 miles from our house...about 8 miles closer than the next nearest wm, just opened up in october, and it's quite nice. but in our location, there is a mix of redneck-as-can-be, rich, and everything in between. so, we still get some freaks in the crowd, but not as bad as at some other stores (walmart is by no means the exclusive choice of freaks!)

one of the great things about this particular wm...even when it's really busy, it doesn't feel like it, and the lot actually seems like it was designed by someone with an inkling of a clue, so we don't have to park a mile away from the building on a busy day...next nearest walmart is ALWAYS busy for some reason, and if you find a close space it's a friggin miracle
 
2014-06-25 03:11:03 PM  
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What a Mr.  Deviere might look like.

/The boringest 'will they or won't they" imaginable, as only the Brits could do it.
 
2014-06-25 03:32:39 PM  
Subby, are you old or did you have the Rhino "Street Corner Serenade" CD, too?
 
2014-06-25 04:49:41 PM  

durbnpoisn: Odoriferous Queef: durbnpoisn: I know it's spelled "Throatwarbler Mangrove Raymond Luxury Yacht", but it's pronounced 'Luxury Yacht'" Throat Warbler Mangrove

FTFY

How the hell did I totally remember that backwards?!


Blame the Vodka. Always blame the Vodka.
 
2014-06-26 05:01:12 AM  
Since when is wearing bathers a crime?
 
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