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(Metro)   UK scientists warn about an explosion of fleas this summer. Britons advised to take precautions like long pants and shirts to avoid bites, and keep windows closed at night to reduce the sound of frenetic bass slapping   ( divider line
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2014-06-25 11:35:58 AM  
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Monster madness
2014-06-25 12:11:17 PM  
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Vee cannot be schtopped, vee believe in nozink.

/You can only hope to contain us
2014-06-25 12:41:20 PM  
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Covering up to prevent little insect bites? What's the matter, Britons?  CHICKEN?!?
2014-06-25 01:29:54 PM  
Can be avoided if you don't keep around blood, sugar, sex, magik.
2014-06-25 02:14:36 PM  
Hopefully the government has put together an uplift mofo pesticide plan.
2014-06-25 03:16:23 PM  
Does a true vegan kill insects?

They can feel that, you know.
2014-06-25 03:17:00 PM  
"That would be, like, a waste of time."
2014-06-25 03:17:18 PM  
what long pants might look like:
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2014-06-25 03:17:59 PM  
Frenetic bass's not what you think is.
/also, my new band name!
2014-06-25 03:21:02 PM  
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2014-06-25 03:22:37 PM  
Maybe they can train Thirty Dirty Birds to control the pest population. If not, a Mellowship Slinky (in B Major) or Aeroplane to get everyone the hell out.

// something something Breaking the Girl
2014-06-25 03:28:27 PM  
Hai has anyone already posted this in another thread?!?!?!?

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What frenetic bass slapping may look like.
2014-06-25 03:30:37 PM  
Who are the Britons?
2014-06-25 03:35:54 PM  
You don't want ring side tickets for the Flea Circus.
2014-06-25 03:38:10 PM  

keep windows closed at night to reduce the sound of frenetic bass slapping

But why?

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2014-06-25 03:38:49 PM  

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I thought they were Herrings ??
2014-06-25 03:42:06 PM  
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2014-06-25 03:47:30 PM  

jbrad47128: ChipNASA: [ image 270x180]

I thought they were Herrings ??


That 'slapping' is far too blasé to be considered frenetic, as well.
2014-06-25 03:49:52 PM  

Englebert Slaptyback: keep windows closed at night to reduce the sound of frenetic bass slapping

But why?

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I love you.

// fish on, my brother
2014-06-25 04:01:22 PM  
Hey, arseholes, the Gypsies are people.

Oh, you meant flea fleas.
2014-06-25 04:02:57 PM  
Frenetic bass slapping = healthy prostate?
2014-06-25 04:11:28 PM  
Bet you can't even hear a flee explode.
2014-06-25 04:18:48 PM  
I had fleas the first 2 years I was in my new home ,stupid roomates cat. I can put up with the spider, the silverfish even the damn ants, but fleas fark you. I havent seen them in years but I still put down the powder and have ran the vacum.
2014-06-25 04:26:08 PM  
There's only one place to hide. If you need me, I'll be under the bridge.
2014-06-25 04:32:47 PM  

dolphinsgonwild: Frenetic bass slapping = healthy prostate?

Right or wrong, I'm going with that.
2014-06-25 04:55:39 PM  
"Concerning the way to deal with the cat..." " essence, you want to physically remove the fleas from the surface of the cat without using chemicals, correct?" says MISAKA to confirm.

2014-06-25 07:59:21 PM  
Had a seriously bad flea infestation one fall after our dog died. Terminex came out 4 times, my dad even sprayed commercial-ag grade malathion, but the bastards just wouldn't die. We finally found the solution in Precor, an insect growth regulator that prevents eggs/larvae from maturing into adults. Works great, and is supposedly as safe as water, so far as toxicity.

Just thought I'd share that in case anyone is battling them at the moment.
2014-06-25 08:11:09 PM  

Mad Scientist: Who are the Britons?

We all are and I am your king!
2014-06-25 08:35:41 PM  
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2014-06-25 09:09:54 PM  
What frenetic bass slapping may look like. (possibly NSFW)

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2014-06-25 09:34:02 PM  
Just flee baby!
2014-06-25 09:35:51 PM  

WeenerGord: What frenetic bass slapping may look like. (possibly NSFW)

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Oh dear...
2014-06-26 12:03:00 PM  
Truth: What the lyrics in every Red Hot Chili Pepper song sounds like to someone who is not a fan (and I am a fan):

"Rup-dup lubba-lubba bwao-macka-loopa!"
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