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(ESPN)   ESPN Body Issue is back, featuring athletic hardbodies of Michael Phelps, Marshawn Lynch, and...Prince Fielder? (Not safe for work)   (espn.go.com ) divider line
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2575 clicks; posted to Sports » on 25 Jun 2014 at 4:43 PM (1 year ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2014-06-25 04:11:35 PM  
Is he posing as the "Before" photo?
 
2014-06-25 04:52:29 PM  
So Marshawn Lynch won't go to the white house but he'll take tasteful nudes for ESPN? That's weird.
 
2014-06-25 04:52:52 PM  
You know that each dude doing this has got to be crazy hung to take it off in front of a room full of people. Some little dick dude, even though his body might be jacked, would not be doing this.

So ladies, take note.

/Not sure why this needed to be posted
//I guess it didn't, but my brain is fried
 
2014-06-25 05:02:43 PM  

SenorBenedict: So Marshawn Lynch won't go to the white house but he'll take tasteful nudes for ESPN? That's weird.



He's all about that nudity, boss.
 
2014-06-25 05:03:20 PM  

p the boiler: You know that each dude doing this has got to be crazy hung to take it off in front of a room full of people. Some little dick dude, even though his body might be jacked, would not be doing this.

So ladies, take note.

/Not sure why this needed to be posted
//I guess it didn't, but my brain is fried


That reminds me, I'm late for another nude modeling gig.
 
2014-06-25 05:09:33 PM  

p the boiler: You know that each dude doing this has got to be crazy hung to take it off in front of a room full of people. Some little dick dude, even though his body might be jacked, would not be doing this.

So ladies, take note.

/Not sure why this needed to be posted
//I guess it didn't, but my brain is fried


I was in the pool!
 
2014-06-25 05:11:26 PM  
www.sportsherniablog.com

Dear God Nooooooooooo!

I'm just so glad this isn't an animated gif
 
2014-06-25 05:11:41 PM  

p the boiler: You know that each dude doing this has got to be crazy hung to take it off in front of a room full of people. Some little dick dude, even though his body might be jacked, would not be doing this.


I dunno. Seems like no one on the set would be allowed to discuss it with anyone and then everyone would assume things like you are.
 
2014-06-25 05:16:15 PM  

Jiro Dreams Of McRibs: [www.sportsherniablog.com image 650x440]

Dear God Nooooooooooo!

I'm just so glad this isn't an animated gif


media2.giphy.com
 
2014-06-25 05:20:47 PM  

Jiro Dreams Of McRibs: [www.sportsherniablog.com image 650x440]

Dear God Nooooooooooo!

I'm just so glad this isn't an animated gif


I don't know who that is, but he needs a good sports bra.
 
2014-06-25 05:28:12 PM  
Babe Ruth, Ted Williams(skinny) Phil Rizutto(short) all hall of famers. A chiseled physique is sweet, but talent, drive and hard work are what gets de job done. Yo.
 
2014-06-25 05:35:34 PM  

Schmerd1948: Babe Ruth, Ted Williams(skinny) Phil Rizutto(short) all hall of famers. A chiseled physique is sweet, but talent, drive and hard work are what gets de job done. Yo.


Wayne Gretzky was built like an extra from Revenge of the Nerds.
 
2014-06-25 05:44:02 PM  

Schmerd1948: Babe Ruth, Ted Williams(skinny) Phil Rizutto(short) all hall of famers. A chiseled physique is sweet, but talent, drive and hard work are what gets de job done. Yo.


You sound fat.
 
2014-06-25 05:50:57 PM  

Flappyhead: Schmerd1948: Babe Ruth, Ted Williams(skinny) Phil Rizutto(short) all hall of famers. A chiseled physique is sweet, but talent, drive and hard work are what gets de job done. Yo.

Wayne Gretzky was built like an extra from Revenge of the Nerds.


Patrick Kane isn't much to look at either.

Sometimes just being faster and having better hand-eye coordination than everyone else trumps hours of lifting weights.
 
2014-06-25 05:51:19 PM  

Walker: Schmerd1948: Babe Ruth, Ted Williams(skinny) Phil Rizutto(short) all hall of famers. A chiseled physique is sweet, but talent, drive and hard work are what gets de job done. Yo.

You sound fat.


Walker: Schmerd1948: Babe Ruth, Ted Williams(skinny) Phil Rizutto(short) all hall of famers. A chiseled physique is sweet, but talent, drive and hard work are what gets de job done. Yo.

You sound fat.


NOT FAT!
Big boned.
Actually, short with bad eyes. otherwise, I WOULD KICK YOUR ASS!
Don't hurt me.
 
2014-06-25 06:21:39 PM  
BTW the point of the body issue is to just show athletes bodies, that many have a certain look is just a by product of who is being photographed, not the point.
 
2014-06-25 06:24:14 PM  
Subby, I'm not sure that Prince Fielder appearing in a print ad for Taco Bell counts as "appearing in the Body Issue."
 
2014-06-25 06:46:07 PM  

p the boiler: You know that each dude doing this has got to be crazy hung to take it off in front of a room full of people. Some little dick dude, even though his body might be jacked, would not be doing this.


Gary Player was 78 when he posed. Then again, he still does like 1,000 pushups a day, because he's Gary farkin' Player.
 
2014-06-25 07:06:18 PM  
"Hilary Knight"

FARK YEAH!!!!

/now give me an animated gif of her siccoring Amanda Kessel, I might forgive you ESPN.
//no, I won't.
///but it would be a very solid first step.
 
2014-06-25 07:25:17 PM  

ChrisDe: Subby, I'm not sure that Prince Fielder appearing in a print ad for Taco Bell counts as "appearing in the Body Issue."


That wasn't a Taco Bell ad, that was a PSA
 
2014-06-25 07:35:11 PM  
Body Issue?  To be fair, he does have issues with his body
 
2014-06-25 08:26:24 PM  
I think I'll stick to the S,I, swimsuit issue
 
2014-06-25 08:27:46 PM  

Ishkur: Flappyhead: Schmerd1948: Babe Ruth, Ted Williams(skinny) Phil Rizutto(short) all hall of famers. A chiseled physique is sweet, but talent, drive and hard work are what gets de job done. Yo.

Wayne Gretzky was built like an extra from Revenge of the Nerds.

Patrick Kane isn't much to look at either.

Sometimes just being faster and having better hand-eye coordination than everyone else trumps hours of lifting weights.


pages.videotron.com

Bobby Hull thinks you're all a bunch of sissy-boys.
 
2014-06-25 10:00:20 PM  

fatalvenom: "Hilary Knight"

FARK YEAH!!!!

/now give me an animated gif of her siccoring Amanda Kessel, I might forgive you ESPN.
//no, I won't.
///but it would be a very solid first step.


I fell in love with kessel just because of her skating. The good looks are just bonus
 
2014-06-25 11:16:55 PM  
im just imagining him eating nachos during the photo shoot..
 
2014-06-25 11:48:20 PM  
Round is a shape.
 
2014-06-26 03:43:02 AM  

roc6783: Round is a shape.


Amen!!!


Er, I mean... You sound fat.
 
2014-06-26 07:37:37 AM  

Schmerd1948: Babe Ruth, Ted Williams(skinny) Phil Rizutto(short) all hall of famers. A chiseled physique is sweet, but talent, drive and hard work are what gets de job done. Yo.


Can you even imagine any of those players even making it to the majors in this day and age?
 
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