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(Yahoo)   Nigerian singer offers her virginity to Boko Haram to return kidnapped schoolgirls. Of course she has also offered her virginity in exchange for a jet, so take it for what it's worth   (uk.news.yahoo.com) divider line 42
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2014-06-25 01:59:33 PM  
afriport.hu

A jet? No, but I'll give you a motorboat.
 
2014-06-25 02:12:05 PM  
Yes, but they have to wire 20 kids to her via Western Union first.
 
2014-06-25 02:41:15 PM  
What do you get for the behyman?
 
2014-06-25 02:42:17 PM  
So she wants to trade 1 virginity for 100. I don't think a Nigerian Prince could pull that one off
 
2014-06-25 02:43:04 PM  

timujin: [afriport.hu image 284x429]

A jet? No, but I'll give you a motorboat.


Holy shiat!

"They are between 12- and 15-year-old girls for Christ sake. I am older and more experienced. Even if 10 to 12 men have to take me every night, I don't care. Just release these girls and let them go back to their parents," the 23-year-old singer added.

Coming soon to an internet porn site near you...
 
2014-06-25 02:43:47 PM  
FTA: "Even if 10 to 12 men have to take me every night,"

That is probably a fantasy to some women.

Aslo, she's pretty gross looking IMO. And that's not a studman sharp knees comment. I'm sure tons of dudes find that sort of thing attractive, but not me.
 
2014-06-25 02:43:49 PM  
I would have Jungle fever for an hour with her. Only have some loose change though, sorry no kids.
 
2014-06-25 02:47:36 PM  
wonder what it is about her that doesn't work for you
 
2014-06-25 02:49:01 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2014-06-25 02:52:02 PM  

taurusowner: FTA: "Even if 10 to 12 men have to take me every night,"

That is probably a fantasy to some women.

Aslo, she's pretty gross looking IMO. And that's not a studman sharp knees comment. I'm sure tons of dudes find that sort of thing attractive, but not me.


inner ted: wonder what it is about her that doesn't work for you


in case anyone was wondering
 
2014-06-25 02:52:26 PM  
Like the African Olivia Wilde.
www.liveforfilms.com

You're welcome.
 
2014-06-25 02:54:25 PM  
She should stop drinking that marula juice.
 
2014-06-25 02:55:08 PM  
They are between 12- and 15-year-old girls for Christ sake  . . .

The victims, aged between 16 and 18, are being allegedly smuggled to Cameroon and Chad


So which is it? Certainly am not condoning this, but you would think somebody would know their age . . .
 
2014-06-25 02:55:57 PM  
taurusowner:  Aslo, she's pretty gross looking IMO. And that's not a studman sharp knees comment. I'm sure tons of dudes find that sort of thing attractive, but not me.

Wow, I didn't know Anne Frank even had a Fark handle
 
2014-06-25 02:59:10 PM  
I think that's a good offer. I wouldn't throw her out of bed.
 
2014-06-25 02:59:28 PM  

Valiente: Like the African Olivia Wilde.
[www.liveforfilms.com image 460x785]

You're welcome.


Oh my god.

Just.....damn.
 
2014-06-25 03:00:02 PM  
Attention whoring is the real global pandemic
 
2014-06-25 03:00:26 PM  

dikkcor28: They are between 12- and 15-year-old girls for Christ sake  . . .

The victims, aged between 16 and 18, are being allegedly smuggled to Cameroon and Chad

So which is it? Certainly am not condoning this, but you would think somebody would know their age . . .


They grow up so fast....
 
2014-06-25 03:00:34 PM  

Crass and Jaded Mother Farker: Wow, I didn't know Anne Frank even had a Fark handle


Uhhh....what does flying across the Atlantic ocean have to do with anything?
 
2014-06-25 03:01:36 PM  
She told Putin if he frees the Ukraine she will give up the butt
 
2014-06-25 03:02:07 PM  

Carn: timujin: [afriport.hu image 284x429]

A jet? No, but I'll give you a motorboat.

Holy shiat!

"They are between 12- and 15-year-old girls for Christ sake. I am older and more experienced. Even if 10 to 12 men have to take me every night, I don't care. Just release these girls and let them go back to their parents," the 23-year-old singer added.

Coming soon to an internet porn site near you...


...Boko Harem?
 
gja [TotalFark]
2014-06-25 03:15:30 PM  

Valiente: Like the African Olivia Wilde.
[www.liveforfilms.com image 460x785]

You're welcome.


How about a link and a NSFW tag?
I don't care myself, but others could get keel-hauled for less at some workplaces.
 
2014-06-25 03:16:18 PM  

dikkcor28: They are between 12- and 15-year-old girls for Christ sake  . . .

The victims, aged between 16 and 18, are being allegedly smuggled to Cameroon and Chad

So which is it? Certainly am not condoning this, but you would think somebody would know their age . . .


...could it be that the kids between 12-15 are in one place, and the older kids aged 16-18 are the ones being smuggled?

Oh no, of course not, right?
 
2014-06-25 03:18:00 PM  
i.ytimg.com
A G5 Air-o-plane.

Playaaaaaaaaaa....................
 
2014-06-25 03:22:12 PM  
3.bp.blogspot.com
When you're a jet. you're a jet all the way.
 
2014-06-25 03:25:50 PM  
can she speak klingon???

if so then she is a nerdgasm delight
 
2014-06-25 03:33:15 PM  
The jet in question:
 
2014-06-25 03:34:18 PM  
Rejected URL.

soviet-jet-train.jpg

//got less than nothin'
 
2014-06-25 03:37:29 PM  

PandaPorn: [3.bp.blogspot.com image 600x400]
When you're a jet. you're a jet all the way.


From your first cigarette to your last dying day.
 
2014-06-25 03:38:50 PM  
Pffft.  I don't have my virginity anymore but I still have the original box.
 
2014-06-25 03:42:56 PM  
This girls have been gone for months. Every single one of them that can be pregnant, is now pregnant. Too bad that school didnt have oil, or we would have sent a seal team to bring them back.
 
2014-06-25 03:45:34 PM  
" I am older and more experienced. "

um I thought you were a virgin... how do you have any experience...
 
2014-06-25 04:00:49 PM  

cpubus: " I am older and more experienced. "

um I thought you were a virgin... how do you have any experience...



Maybe she's one of those "virgins" who can nonetheless suck the chrome off a trailer hitch.
 
2014-06-25 04:01:52 PM  

orclover: This girls have been gone for months. Every single one of them that can be pregnant, is now pregnant. Too bad that school didnt have oil, or we would have sent a seal team to bring them back.


But interestingly, Nigeria DOES have a mess of oil.

I figure that by now, the girls have been sold off, given away, or killed.

:(
 
2014-06-25 04:13:21 PM  
Maybe she's trying to turn him A Whiter Shade of Pale...
 
2014-06-25 04:36:15 PM  
Okay, but if she wants my bank routing numbers, I'm hanging up ..
 
2014-06-25 04:38:34 PM  

Carn: timujin: [afriport.hu image 284x429]

A jet? No, but I'll give you a motorboat.

Holy shiat!

"They are between 12- and 15-year-old girls for Christ sake. I am older and more experienced. Even if 10 to 12 men have to take me every night, I don't care. Just release these girls and let them go back to their parents," the 23-year-old singer added.

Coming soon to an internet porn site near you...


Bah. . .she thinks this is a slick way to live out one of her fantasies.

NTTAWWT
 
2014-06-25 04:43:00 PM  
Whatever happened to getting drunk and boning a total stranger?
 
2014-06-25 06:04:03 PM  

monoski: She told Putin if he frees the Ukraine she will give up the butt


That sound, as if a million farkers started cleaning their guns.

Sybarite: Maybe she's one of those "virgins" who can nonetheless suck the chrome off a trailer hitch.


Speaking of that, maybe we should air drop in subby's mom with a 1000 round of Viagra.

It'd be like that time the cat was making a fuss at the back door, so I opened it. Cat lunches himself out the door, across the back patio and into the hedge. Which then explodes with racoons going every direction.
 
2014-06-25 07:17:21 PM  
where's the [-SAD-] tag? _ That singer may be weird, but I just can't laugh when I read this:

''...220 are still missing. The victims, aged between 16 and 18, are being allegedly smuggled to Cameroon and Chad and sold as brides to militants for 2,000 naira (£7).

Others are being forced to marry their abductors. Boko Haram is believed to have kidnapped at least 60 more women and girls in Kummabza village, Borno State, this month...''


Those poor girls, sold for
 
2014-06-25 07:40:40 PM  
Virginity

www.cyroul.com
 
2014-06-25 10:05:41 PM  
Adokiye?  Nah, they'll never go for it.  Okiedokie?  Yep!
 
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