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2014-06-25 10:38:20 AM  
Brown's shamelessness wouldn't bother me quite as much if weren't so bad and obvious about it.  He really is a mimbo.
 
2014-06-25 10:50:43 AM  
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This scumbag lies about everything he represents. The only time his voting record changed was when he realized that he was going to be challenged by Liz Warren.
 
2014-06-25 10:52:46 AM  

Because People in power are Stupid: [pbs.twimg.com image 600x450]

This scumbag lies about everything he represents. The only time his voting record changed was when he realized that he was going to be challenged by Liz Warren.


Whose ties to a Native American heritage he wouldn't shut the fark up about.
 
2014-06-25 10:58:13 AM  

Diogenes: Whose ties to a Native American heritage he wouldn't shut the fark up about.


That was the worst he had because he couldn't run on his record of obstruction. (Senatorial obstruction on the economic recovery is tantamount to treason in my mind.)
 
2014-06-25 11:00:12 AM  
That's standard praise from one carpetbagger to another.

/wait, I thought the GOP hated carpetbaggers
 
2014-06-25 11:02:28 AM  

Demetrius: That's standard praise from one carpetbagger to another.

/wait, I thought the GOP hated carpetbaggers


Just Hillary.  Brown and Alan Keyes are/were totes OK.
 
2014-06-25 02:05:43 PM  
Someone needs money.
 
2014-06-25 02:07:40 PM  
He should change his name to Cesar Chavez.. oh wait it's NH, change your name to Herb Whitestman
 
2014-06-25 02:17:51 PM  
I hope our friends to the North do not elect this shameless asshole.
 
2014-06-25 02:18:18 PM  

Headso: He should change his name to Cesar Chavez.. oh wait it's NH, change your name to Herb Whitestman


insist everyone call you 'herbert'
 
2014-06-25 02:22:50 PM  
"Right now, I know a lot of you feel the same way I do: Our country would be in much better shape if Governor Romney were in the White House today," Brown wrote.

Wow, thanks Brown! I've been having kind of a rough morning and needed a good belly laugh.
 
2014-06-25 02:25:09 PM  
Oh yeah, things would be just WONDERFUL under RMoney.

They would probably be sending a hundred thousand grunts to Iraq. There would be a protracted land war in the Ukraine with extremely escalating tensions with Russia.

On the homefront, you would have religious fundamentalism trying to wiggle it's insidious, evil fingers into every facet of American life, from the top down. The national economy would look more like Mississippi and the slow recovery would be replaced with no recovery.

So yeah, I'm pretty satisfied that we got the better guy, twice. Note that I'm not saying the awesomest guy, but damn a thousand miles better than some born rich piece of shiat.
 
2014-06-25 02:25:20 PM  

Because People in power are Stupid: This scumbag lies about everything he represents.


Hey, by "strong ties to New Hampshire", he could very well mean his family's been running up to Salem for scratch tickets and firecrackers for generations.
 
2014-06-25 02:31:32 PM  
In reversal, Brown hails his backing by Romney>

^

This is a gross sounding headline by itself.
 
2014-06-25 02:32:41 PM  
I wasn't aware Governor was a lifelong title.
 
2014-06-25 02:33:49 PM  
I also regret to announce that what_now is very busy at work today, which sucks because this article would be like a 78-mph fastball down the heart of the plate for her.
 
2014-06-25 02:38:03 PM  

Because People in power are Stupid: [pbs.twimg.com image 600x450]

This scumbag lies about everything he represents. The only time his voting record changed was when he realized that he was going to be challenged by Liz Warren.


NH is pretty schizophrenic when it comes to voting their representation, though. Shaheen is ahead in the polls by a pretty good margin, but who knows. The Analysis section of this race's page on RCP is pretty interesting if you don't know much about NH electoral history.

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2014/senate/nh/new_hampshire _s enate_brown_vs_shaheen-3894.html
 
2014-06-25 02:39:51 PM  

tlchwi02: Headso: He should change his name to Cesar Chavez.. oh wait it's NH, change your name to Herb Whitestman

insist everyone call you 'herbert'


then campaign wearing a well pressed plaid flannel shirt to look outdoorsy.
 
2014-06-25 02:42:14 PM  

tlchwi02: Headso: He should change his name to Cesar Chavez.. oh wait it's NH, change your name to Herb Whitestman

insist everyone call you 'herbert'


It's pronounced GorDON.

cdn.stereogum.com
 
2014-06-25 02:44:02 PM  

tlchwi02: Headso: He should change his name to Cesar Chavez.. oh wait it's NH, change your name to Herb Whitestman

insist everyone call you 'herbert'


2.bp.blogspot.comApproves...
 
2014-06-25 02:47:13 PM  

theknuckler_33: tlchwi02: Headso: He should change his name to Cesar Chavez.. oh wait it's NH, change your name to Herb Whitestman

insist everyone call you 'herbert'

It's pronounced GorDON.

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I'd like to punch everyone in that commercial... yes, even the hamster.

Except Judy Greer, of course. Have her dipped in baby oil and brought to my quarters. : )
 
2014-06-25 03:30:05 PM  

BunkoSquad: I also regret to announce that what_now is very busy at work today, which sucks because this article would be like a 78-mph fastball down the heart of the plate for her.


"Busy at work"= currently traveling to a brewery.

But no, Scotty2Hottie can eat a dick.
 
2014-06-25 03:48:27 PM  
He sold the truck and we still don't get to see his daughters' tits?
 
2014-06-25 10:23:07 PM  
What is the longest a person has ever continuously run for president? Mitt has to be setting some kind of record.
 
2014-06-26 12:50:11 AM  

DeaH: What is the longest a person has ever continuously run for president? Mitt has to be setting some kind of record.


I think Ron Paul still holds the title.
 
2014-06-26 03:47:00 AM  
God, I these are two of my favorite failures. I shopped in Nasua today,does that make me a Nu'amshah resident too?
 
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