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(Washington Post)   Oh hai, don't mind this drone outside your window. Just please continue doing what you normally do. Like brush your teeth, get undressed, fondle your naughty bits. You know, just act natural   (washingtonpost.com ) divider line
    More: Scary, Seattle, Privacy laws of the United States, KIRO, apartment window, Seattle Police  
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8579 clicks; posted to Main » on 25 Jun 2014 at 10:15 AM (2 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2014-06-25 10:24:16 AM  
5 votes:
Do not be alarmed. Continue swimming naked. Oh, come on! Continue! Come on! Aw... all right, Lou, open fire.

deadhomersociety.files.wordpress.com

/oblig
2014-06-25 11:08:09 AM  
4 votes:
img.fark.net
2014-06-25 11:01:42 AM  
3 votes:
southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com

People dont understand that Trey and Matt are actually prophets.
2014-06-25 10:24:53 AM  
3 votes:
5 seconds? Misterfween you just made an enemy for life!
2014-06-25 10:12:20 AM  
3 votes:

doglover: Walker: This is just gonna get worse. Drones being flown by idiots are gonna be all over the place, crashing into each other, crashing into airplanes, crashing into your car, hovering outside your windows trying to peek in. Then if you try to shoot them down, you're the one that will get in trouble. Perhaps net guns would be good. The nets will get their blades tangled up and make them crash.

Bolas. You can make them out of dental floss and hardware store nuts, too. Lightweight, plausibly deniable, easily portable.


And minty.  Don't forget minty.
2014-06-25 10:52:29 AM  
2 votes:

Deep Contact: She's looking for a white knight.


i1078.photobucket.com
2014-06-25 10:25:42 AM  
2 votes:
2.bp.blogspot.com
2014-06-25 10:25:23 AM  
2 votes:
Slaxl, looks like we're sharing a brain today.
2014-06-25 10:19:10 AM  
2 votes:
I read the headline in Claptrap's voice.
2014-06-25 10:18:53 AM  
2 votes:

Diogenes: doglover: Walker: This is just gonna get worse. Drones being flown by idiots are gonna be all over the place, crashing into each other, crashing into airplanes, crashing into your car, hovering outside your windows trying to peek in. Then if you try to shoot them down, you're the one that will get in trouble. Perhaps net guns would be good. The nets will get their blades tangled up and make them crash.

Bolas. You can make them out of dental floss and hardware store nuts, too. Lightweight, plausibly deniable, easily portable.

And minty.  Don't forget minty.


Nah. I just use my WaterPic set on 11. Shoots drones out of the sky.
2014-06-25 09:54:56 AM  
2 votes:

Walker: This is just gonna get worse. Drones being flown by idiots are gonna be all over the place, crashing into each other, crashing into airplanes, crashing into your car, hovering outside your windows trying to peek in. Then if you try to shoot them down, you're the one that will get in trouble. Perhaps net guns would be good. The nets will get their blades tangled up and make them crash.


Bolas. You can make them out of dental floss and hardware store nuts, too. Lightweight, plausibly deniable, easily portable.
2014-06-25 09:10:36 AM  
2 votes:
I like how she assumes since it flew off it was obviously watching her take pictures of it.

A. Most of these just have a camera filming and no one looks at the film until it lands and they get the camera back.
B. The camera is not facing her in the pictures she took of it.

These two facts together must mean ITS WATCHING ME WALK AROUND TOPLESS IN MY APARTMENT.  DID YOU HEAR THAT WORLD?  I FREQUENTLY GO TOPLESS IN MY APARTMENT AND EVERYONE WANTS TO LOOK AT ME.  ME ME ME.  AND MY BOOBS.  ME.

/ME
2014-06-25 06:42:06 PM  
1 vote:
www.thefirearmblog.com
Depleted Uranium, Droneholes.
2014-06-25 10:47:22 AM  
1 vote:
Hey Mittens, I think that thing's spying on us!

i20.photobucket.com
2014-06-25 10:36:52 AM  
1 vote:

James!: It's amazing how remote control helicopters didn't exist until just this year.  Oh, wait.


They did exist before this year, of course.  But in the last few years they got a bunch cheaper and WAY easier to fly, and the WIFI/Bluetooth/Gopro revolution continues to make camera RC vehicles easier and easier to operate.

I'll mossberg the crap out of a quad copter videoing in my window.
2014-06-25 10:35:18 AM  
1 vote:
To all those in the thread who are freaking out, you don't open your blinds anyway except for that slit you peek through when you think the neighbor girl might be checking the mail.

/drones can't hear your heavy breathing
//yet
2014-06-25 10:34:57 AM  
1 vote:
My friend was by this weekend with one he bought to film fly fishing trips he takes.  He took some pics of my house and neighborhood.

You are not sneaking up on anyone with one of those, they are loud!  If it is right outside your window you will know it.

Also, put me in with the "honey, no one is spending the 1 grand plus to take pics of you" crowd.
2014-06-25 10:34:06 AM  
1 vote:
Not only has her FB profile not gone private, but her cover photo is a picture of the drone, you know, so you don't confuse her with any other Lisa Pleiss's.  She does appear to be a whore for attention. And if she were any prettier she'd be homely.
2014-06-25 10:24:11 AM  
1 vote:
img.fark.net

Continue swimming naked. Aw, c'mon, continue. Continue! OK Lou, open fire . . .
2014-06-25 10:21:35 AM  
1 vote:
Drones encourage rape culture!
2014-06-25 09:16:22 AM  
1 vote:
"It, like, swooped out of frame immediately, really quickly," she told KIRO, "which made me think they were looking at me because they were reacting to my actions."

Drones are the new UFOs.
 
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