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(WFMZ Allentown)   Allentown man, 80, mistakes Boston Market for farmer's market   ( divider line
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3268 clicks; posted to Main » on 25 Jun 2014 at 12:46 PM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2014-06-25 01:03:52 PM  
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uncleacid: Rotisserie chickens were flying everywhere.

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2014-06-25 09:33:49 AM  
2 votes:
And we're living here in Allentown.
2014-06-25 01:49:53 PM  
1 vote:

Professor Duck: I appreciate all the Allentown references, but what sucks is when you have to introduce yourself, and you have to SAY you're from (or originally from, in my case) Allentown.

Everyone starts either 1.) Singing that song, usually poorly, or 2.) I get the question "You mean like the Billy Joel song?"


It must be getting very hard to say.
2014-06-25 12:55:30 PM  
1 vote:
So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time.   Now, to take the ferry cost a nickle.  In those days, nickles had pictures of bumblebees on them.  Give me five bees for a quarter you would say.

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I used to be with "it".  Then they changed what it was, and now what I'm with isn't it.  And what's it seems weird and scary to me.

2014-06-25 12:54:28 PM  
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"All we hear is boom, and glass flies everywhere. It was like a movie, like an action movie. You see this, it was like an action movie. It was really crazy," said Mitch Barne.

I wonder if the scene was like something from the cinema? Perhaps an action movie?
2014-06-25 09:36:48 AM  
1 vote:

xanadian: And we're living here in Allentown.

And they're closing all the factories down.
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