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(WFMZ Allentown)   Allentown man, 80, mistakes Boston Market for farmer's market   ( divider line
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3267 clicks; posted to Main » on 25 Jun 2014 at 12:46 PM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2014-06-25 01:25:38 PM  
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But something happened on the way to that place
They threw a rotisserie chicken in our faaaaaaaa a a ace ...ohwhoa
2014-06-25 09:36:48 AM  
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xanadian: And we're living here in Allentown.

And they're closing all the factories down.
2014-06-25 09:33:49 AM  
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And we're living here in Allentown.
2014-06-25 09:30:02 AM  
1 vote:
 Police are still investigating the crash.

No need to investigate, he mistook the gas pedal for the brake pedal, like all old people who drive into buildings/people do.

"Now which one makes the car stop again? I've been driving for 65 years, but I forget".
"We're taking your license away"
"AGE DISCRIMINATION! I'LL SUE! Now where's my carrot?"
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