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(Uproxx)   Triumph the Insult Dog watched World Cup games in New York and couldn't have been more supportive of soccer fans. Just kidding. He POOPED all over them   (uproxx.com ) divider line
    More: Amusing, Robert Smigel, Conan O'Brien, World Cup  
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2868 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 25 Jun 2014 at 11:21 AM (2 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2014-06-25 08:41:27 AM  
I lol'd
 
2014-06-25 11:27:33 AM  
One joke is funny once. Keep telling that one joke, it gets old.
 
2014-06-25 11:29:21 AM  
Put this one out to pasture.
 
2014-06-25 11:29:43 AM  
Damn, how old is that puppet now?
 
2014-06-25 11:38:29 AM  
I don't think he'll ever top the Michael Jackson supporters one.
 
2014-06-25 11:39:33 AM  
Do you know why your customers give you tips?

Because they don't want to put the whole thing inside you!
 
2014-06-25 11:39:41 AM  
i still love the star wars nerds one
 
2014-06-25 11:42:02 AM  
This is still a thing?
 
2014-06-25 11:51:43 AM  
I still enjoy Triumph.

"You are drinking in a bar in the middle of the day. When did you two realize you had no G-O-O-O-O-O-O-OALS?"
 
2014-06-25 11:51:49 AM  

Modified Cornstarch: This is still a thing?


what is this "thing" of which you speak?
 
2014-06-25 11:52:58 AM  
Triumph is just a shiatty ripoff of Ed the Sock.

/dnrtfa
 
2014-06-25 11:59:22 AM  

Silly_Sot: One joke is funny once. Keep telling that one joke, it gets old.


In dog years it's so old that the corpse is rotting.  You might say it stinks.
 
2014-06-25 12:03:11 PM  
He has his moments, but ever since I saw him live at the RNC in 2004 interviewing John McCain, I just
can't get the image of Robert Smigel with his hand up a dog puppet's butt out of my head whenever I
see him.
 
2014-06-25 12:23:07 PM  

HugsAndPuppies: Triumph is just a shiatty ripoff of Ed the Sock.

/dnrtfa


And both need to just hang it up.
 
2014-06-25 12:43:21 PM  
I like Triumph and am not a soccer fan (though not a hater). That being said, this was pretty weak. A couple good jokes but subpar.
 
2014-06-25 12:55:47 PM  
A lot of pooping on Triumph here. I liked it. Smigel's always funny.
 
2014-06-25 01:20:18 PM  
If you like triumph or not, you must agree... that...Benjis queer, benjis gay, he sees 2 balls and he barks hooray! He served more cawk than a chik-fil-a, that's how we know that benjis gay!
 
2014-06-25 01:32:27 PM  
"What diner do you work at?"

Hahahahahah!
 
2014-06-25 01:42:16 PM  
I don't know, his visit to the The Weiners Circle with Jack McBrayer was prettty damn funny.
 
2014-06-25 01:45:31 PM  
I live right by the Colombian portion in Astoria. The restaurant 'Basuero' is always crowded during any soccer games. I guess they didn't stick around for the end when patrons started throwing garbage everywhere and getting drunk in the street. I walked by around 10pm and there were cops all over.
 
2014-06-25 02:04:38 PM  

RaiderFanMikeP: i still love the star wars nerds one


There can be only one.
 
2014-06-25 02:07:56 PM  
Yep, still funny.
 
2014-06-25 02:24:22 PM  
Look at this flag.  How much did you pay Ikea to design it?
 
2014-06-25 03:03:34 PM  

yakmans_dad: RaiderFanMikeP: i still love the star wars nerds one

There can be only one.


(to Darth Vader): Which of these buttons do you push for your mother to come pick you up?
 
2014-06-25 03:36:31 PM  

RaiderFanMikeP: i still love the star wars nerds one



This, and the Michael Jackson one is pretty epic as well.
 
2014-06-25 03:45:47 PM  

mjones73: I don't know, his visit to the The Weiners Circle with Jack McBrayer was prettty damn funny.


A work of art. When Triumph attempted to sue Carnival Cruises for sullying his good name (Triumph was the name of the ship where everyone got diarrhea) was also glorious.
 
2014-06-25 03:46:37 PM  

carrion_luggage: yakmans_dad: RaiderFanMikeP: i still love the star wars nerds one

There can be only one.

(to Darth Vader): Which of these buttons do you push for your mother to come pick you up?


I lol'd so hard at that back in the day.

Also and don't you forget to finish your Filet O Fish

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x115u4_triumph-the-insult-comic-dog -s tar-w_fun
 
2014-06-25 04:26:33 PM  
Triumph is awesome.  Glad to see he is still out there.
 
2014-06-25 04:47:45 PM  
but cats are coonts.
 
2014-06-25 05:28:40 PM  

LandOfChocolate: carrion_luggage: yakmans_dad: RaiderFanMikeP: i still love the star wars nerds one

There can be only one.

(to Darth Vader): Which of these buttons do you push for your mother to come pick you up?

I lol'd so hard at that back in the day.

Also and don't you forget to finish your Filet O Fish

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x115u4_triumph-the-insult-comic-dog -s tar-w_fun


"We have enjoyed our stay, but the forces of reality and the demands of a normal sex life compel us to depart, may the force be with you ... for me to poop on. "
 
2014-06-26 01:50:02 AM  
This is a good thread....for me to...
 
2014-06-26 03:45:18 AM  
Triumph rules.
 
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