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(CBS Chicago)   What's black and white and red all over?   ( divider line
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9547 clicks; posted to Main » on 25 Jun 2014 at 10:35 AM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2014-06-25 10:48:21 AM  
2 votes:
A sunburned President?
2014-06-25 04:58:49 PM  
1 vote:
If only that had said READ all over.  :(
2014-06-25 01:07:56 PM  
1 vote:

ArkAngel: A female mime on her period

Do male mimes give a different color when they're on their period?
2014-06-25 11:11:17 AM  
1 vote:
No,  THIS is black and white and red all over ck ing-out-of-his-back/

Bill Bratton and De Blasio should be justly proud of themselves...
2014-06-25 10:55:10 AM  
1 vote:
A female mime on her period
2014-06-25 10:48:29 AM  
1 vote:

Pangea: Walker: "All these people knew her by name. Who knows their paper carrier by name?!"

Who knew there were still paper carriers?

We have one.  They leave us some unwanted, shiatty, advertising vehicle at the end of our driveway every day.

"Hey. Could you go ahead and throw this garbage away for us?"

Why can't I tell them to stop delivering a thing that I absolutely do not want?! It's not like I could leave small appliances or crappy furniture in some guy's driveway every day without their consent.

There was some jackass dropping a bundle of advertisements with vapid content to try to justify the ads on my driveway once a month. I called the number for the company producing the garbage and told them to stop, and they did. You might be able to call.

If only I could get that asshole in the white truck with the eagle on the side of it to stop delivering garbage to my mailbox.
2014-06-25 10:45:10 AM  
1 vote:
"All these people knew her by name.  Who knows their paper carrier by name?!" Jose Reyes, the victim's boss, said.

All these people.

2014-06-25 10:40:26 AM  
1 vote:

Carn: skunk in a blender?

*shakes tiny fish*
2014-06-25 10:37:57 AM  
1 vote:
Oh subby, you're going to hell for that one.

So am I.

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