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2014-06-25 01:07:56 PM  
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ArkAngel: A female mime on her period

Do male mimes give a different color when they're on their period?
2014-06-25 11:23:40 AM  
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mutterfark: Walker: "All these people knew her by name. Who knows their paper carrier by name?!"

Who knew there were still paper carriers?

Strangely I ended up doing this for almost 12 years. It started as something for money when I got laid off in the first round of the IT bust of 1999-2000. I was just starting out and was most expendable. I ended up as manager for a newspaper agent. Was making $40k/year when we lost our agency. Sadly, after a bitter dispute with my former employer after my last surgery, I'm throwing papers again. Dammit.(but it's income)

Pangea: We have one.  They leave us some unwanted, shiatty, advertising vehicle at the end of our driveway every day.

"Hey. Could you go ahead and throw this garbage away for us?"

Why can't I tell them to stop delivering a thing that I absolutely do not want?! It's not like I could leave small appliances or crappy furniture in some guy's driveway every day without their consent

Is it a newspaper or a freebie? If it's a newspaper your carrier is an independent contractor who throws whatever is on his/her list. If it's a freebie(out here the Acorn is the big one) you can usually call them and ask them to "skip" your address.

/life takes us down some mighty strange paths ;p

It's one of the freebies. Never thought about actually trying for a solution. Thanks for the tip!
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