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2014-06-25 08:54:41 AM
A nun in a wood chipper?
 
2014-06-25 09:01:00 AM
Boy, when they said print news is dead, they weren't kidding!
 
2014-06-25 09:01:55 AM
A woman delivering newspapers

Is the milkman okay?
 
2014-06-25 09:56:36 AM
"All these people knew her by name. Who knows their paper carrier by name?!"

Who knew there were still paper carriers?
 
2014-06-25 10:37:57 AM
Oh subby, you're going to hell for that one.

So am I.

+1
 
2014-06-25 10:39:21 AM
skunk in a blender?
 
2014-06-25 10:39:47 AM
a penguin in a blender?
 
2014-06-25 10:40:26 AM

Carn: skunk in a blender?


*shakes tiny fish*
 
2014-06-25 10:42:27 AM

Walker: "All these people knew her by name. Who knows their paper carrier by name?!"

Who knew there were still paper carriers?


We have one.  They leave us some unwanted, shiatty, advertising vehicle at the end of our driveway every day.

"Hey. Could you go ahead and throw this garbage away for us?"

Why can't I tell them to stop delivering a thing that I absolutely do not want?! It's not like I could leave small appliances or crappy furniture in some guy's driveway every day without their consent.
 
2014-06-25 10:43:23 AM
Damn, subby, that was cold. And funny.
 
2014-06-25 10:44:40 AM
A zebra in a blender?
 
2014-06-25 10:45:10 AM
"All these people knew her by name.  Who knows their paper carrier by name?!" Jose Reyes, the victim's boss, said.

All these people.

Dumbass.
 
2014-06-25 10:48:21 AM
A sunburned President?
 
2014-06-25 10:48:29 AM

Pangea: Walker: "All these people knew her by name. Who knows their paper carrier by name?!"

Who knew there were still paper carriers?

We have one.  They leave us some unwanted, shiatty, advertising vehicle at the end of our driveway every day.

"Hey. Could you go ahead and throw this garbage away for us?"

Why can't I tell them to stop delivering a thing that I absolutely do not want?! It's not like I could leave small appliances or crappy furniture in some guy's driveway every day without their consent.


There was some jackass dropping a bundle of advertisements with vapid content to try to justify the ads on my driveway once a month. I called the number for the company producing the garbage and told them to stop, and they did. You might be able to call.

If only I could get that asshole in the white truck with the eagle on the side of it to stop delivering garbage to my mailbox.
 
2014-06-25 10:49:51 AM

busy chillin': Carn: skunk in a blender?

*shakes tiny fish*


penguin is better, won't smell so bad and probably tastes better too.
 
2014-06-25 10:50:02 AM

Pangea: Walker: "All these people knew her by name. Who knows their paper carrier by name?!"

Who knew there were still paper carriers?

We have one.  They leave us some unwanted, shiatty, advertising vehicle at the end of our driveway every day.

"Hey. Could you go ahead and throw this garbage away for us?"

Why can't I tell them to stop delivering a thing that I absolutely do not want?! It's not like I could leave small appliances or crappy furniture in some guy's driveway every day without their consent.



Wait, you can't do that? How am I supposed to get rid of that broken toaster? And lord knows, that end-table has seen better days.

*reluctantly puts things back in the garage.*
 
2014-06-25 10:52:37 AM
Calumet, Illinois...home of Ray's Music Exchange...

Coincidence, I think not!

www.sundaydumbday.com
 
2014-06-25 10:55:10 AM
A female mime on her period
 
2014-06-25 10:57:08 AM

Walker: "All these people knew her by name. Who knows their paper carrier by name?!"

Who knew there were still paper carriers?


Strangely I ended up doing this for almost 12 years. It started as something for money when I got laid off in the first round of the IT bust of 1999-2000. I was just starting out and was most expendable. I ended up as manager for a newspaper agent. Was making $40k/year when we lost our agency. Sadly, after a bitter dispute with my former employer after my last surgery, I'm throwing papers again. Dammit.(but it's income)

Pangea: We have one.  They leave us some unwanted, shiatty, advertising vehicle at the end of our driveway every day.

"Hey. Could you go ahead and throw this garbage away for us?"

Why can't I tell them to stop delivering a thing that I absolutely do not want?! It's not like I could leave small appliances or crappy furniture in some guy's driveway every day without their consent


Is it a newspaper or a freebie? If it's a newspaper your carrier is an independent contractor who throws whatever is on his/her list. If it's a freebie(out here the Acorn is the big one) you can usually call them and ask them to "skip" your address.

/life takes us down some mighty strange paths ;p
 
2014-06-25 11:00:28 AM
An orca in a blender?
 
2014-06-25 11:03:07 AM
Some dead biatch delivering newspapers. What do I win?
 
hej
2014-06-25 11:04:23 AM
You're going to hell, subby.
 
2014-06-25 11:08:56 AM
Paper carriers die a lot, actually. Mostly in car accidents because they are sleep deprived, having to work a regular job during the day because the paper pays them pennies a paper.
 
2014-06-25 11:11:17 AM
No,  THIS is black and white and red all over

http://nypost.com/2014/06/24/man-walks-into-mcdonalds-with-knife-sti ck ing-out-of-his-back/

thenypost.files.wordpress.com

Bill Bratton and De Blasio should be justly proud of themselves...
 
2014-06-25 11:11:54 AM
And doesn't fit through a revolving door ...

A nun with a spear through her head.
 
2014-06-25 11:12:56 AM
A panda in a blender?
 
2014-06-25 11:17:09 AM
Zebra with a sunburn?
 
2014-06-25 11:22:37 AM

The hopeless imp: Paper carriers die a lot, actually. Mostly in car accidents because they are sleep deprived, having to work a regular job during the day because the paper pays them pennies a paper.


More than Walmart, though.
 
2014-06-25 11:23:40 AM

mutterfark: Walker: "All these people knew her by name. Who knows their paper carrier by name?!"

Who knew there were still paper carriers?

Strangely I ended up doing this for almost 12 years. It started as something for money when I got laid off in the first round of the IT bust of 1999-2000. I was just starting out and was most expendable. I ended up as manager for a newspaper agent. Was making $40k/year when we lost our agency. Sadly, after a bitter dispute with my former employer after my last surgery, I'm throwing papers again. Dammit.(but it's income)

Pangea: We have one.  They leave us some unwanted, shiatty, advertising vehicle at the end of our driveway every day.

"Hey. Could you go ahead and throw this garbage away for us?"

Why can't I tell them to stop delivering a thing that I absolutely do not want?! It's not like I could leave small appliances or crappy furniture in some guy's driveway every day without their consent

Is it a newspaper or a freebie? If it's a newspaper your carrier is an independent contractor who throws whatever is on his/her list. If it's a freebie(out here the Acorn is the big one) you can usually call them and ask them to "skip" your address.

/life takes us down some mighty strange paths ;p


It's one of the freebies. Never thought about actually trying for a solution. Thanks for the tip!
 
2014-06-25 11:27:23 AM
Pangea: ...It's not like I could leave small appliances or crappy furniture in some guy's driveway every day without their consent.

I do just that, but the scrap guys come along every morning to pick the garbage and terrorize us with their exhaust.

In fact, some days I believe the only way I can get rid of the dried and kitty litter stuffed paint cans in my shed is by hiding them inside scrap metal.
 
2014-06-25 11:29:39 AM

Anschauer: No,  THIS is black and white and red all over

http://nypost.com/2014/06/24/man-walks-into-mcdonalds-with-knife-sti ck ing-out-of-his-back/

[thenypost.files.wordpress.com image 231x310]

Bill Bratton and De Blasio should be justly proud of themselves...


Are you accusing the mayor of stabbing that poor guy?  Not really sure what your point is otherwise.  Unless you're trying to use a single incidence of violence to make some sort of statement about the policies of a mayor who's been at the job for 6 months, but you probably aren't doing that, because that would be really stupid.
 
2014-06-25 11:41:29 AM

Carn: Anschauer: No,  THIS is black and white and red all over

http://nypost.com/2014/06/24/man-walks-into-mcdonalds-with-knife-sti ck ing-out-of-his-back/

[thenypost.files.wordpress.com image 231x310]

Bill Bratton and De Blasio should be justly proud of themselves...

Are you accusing the mayor of stabbing that poor guy?  Not really sure what your point is otherwise.  Unless you're trying to use a single incidence of violence to make some sort of statement about the policies of a mayor who's been at the job for 6 months, but you probably aren't doing that, because that would be really stupid.


I think this is the new "THANKS FARTBONGO!"
 
2014-06-25 11:48:05 AM

Diogenes: Carn: Anschauer: No,  THIS is black and white and red all over

http://nypost.com/2014/06/24/man-walks-into-mcdonalds-with-knife-sti ck ing-out-of-his-back/

[thenypost.files.wordpress.com image 231x310]

Bill Bratton and De Blasio should be justly proud of themselves...

Are you accusing the mayor of stabbing that poor guy?  Not really sure what your point is otherwise.  Unless you're trying to use a single incidence of violence to make some sort of statement about the policies of a mayor who's been at the job for 6 months, but you probably aren't doing that, because that would be really stupid.

I think this is the new "THANKS FARTBONGO!"


Oh, well I do enjoy a good meme.  Hopefully we can also question their birth certificates to spice things up.
 
2014-06-25 12:10:55 PM
What's black and white and red all over?

Panda Rape
 
2014-06-25 12:24:23 PM
chicago as a whole.

/though i prefer to call it chi-raq
 
2014-06-25 12:41:58 PM
Obama with a bloody nose?
 
2014-06-25 12:45:13 PM

Outlaw2097: chicago as a whole.

/though i prefer to call it chi-raq



What about Chi-ria?
 
2014-06-25 12:58:23 PM
Do you live in NY? For how long and where? Got a family here?

Do you ever take the subway, or the subway to the Air Train and JFK. Did you read the article?

I've been here since '55, Brooklyn, Staten Island, Manhattan and the Bronx, lived through the '70's and respect Bratton for what he did, but Ray Kelly should have stayed.

This more or less self-congratulatory piece ran last week front page in paper and prompted my statement, not that I need to explain it to you.

http://www.nytimes.com/2014/06/17/nyregion/for-a-much-safer-new-york -b ratton-redefines-role.html?module=Search&mabReward=relbias%3Ar

As for DeBlasio I think I saw this act before, forget whether it was Abe Beam or the other incompetent Dinkins or maybe Lindsay who had to basically impose martial law and created the TPF (with whom I had my own unforgettable encounter up on 123rd & Broadway in 1971)

If you or anyone else have any doubts about how things are headed check this out:

http://nypost.com/2014/06/24/veteran-graffiti-artist-busted-while-ta gg ing-subway-cars/
 
2014-06-25 01:07:56 PM

ArkAngel: A female mime on her period


Do male mimes give a different color when they're on their period?
 
2014-06-25 01:08:54 PM

Anschauer: No,  THIS is black and white and red all over

http://nypost.com/2014/06/24/man-walks-into-mcdonalds-with-knife-sti ck ing-out-of-his-back/



Bill Bratton and De Blasio should be justly proud of themselves...


It looks like someone pinned a redfish to his back.
 
2014-06-25 02:01:55 PM
RIP Paperboy.

www.missionmission.org
 
2014-06-25 02:03:06 PM

Crass and Jaded Mother Farker: Calumet, Illinois...home of Ray's Music Exchange...

Coincidence, I think not!

[www.sundaydumbday.com image 728x304]


That was in Kenwood actually, just north of Hyde Park.
 
2014-06-25 04:58:49 PM
If only that had said READ all over.  :(
 
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