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(The Atlantic)   Science confirms musicians are "sexy." Except drummers; they will always be confused for homeless people   (theatlantic.com) divider line 25
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2014-06-25 11:14:07 AM  
4 votes:

Gunderson: Ringo, hottest wife in the band:


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2014-06-25 11:10:14 AM  
3 votes:

walkerhound: In before the Neil Pert fanboys


How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: One to screw the bulb in, and four to talk about how much better Neil Peart coulda done it.
2014-06-25 10:52:58 AM  
3 votes:
Drummers aren't just mistaken for homeless people, they're also frequently mistaken for musicians.
2014-06-25 10:48:20 AM  
3 votes:
How do you get a drummer off your porch?

Pay him for the pizza.
2014-06-25 10:39:50 AM  
3 votes:
Did you hear about the bassist that locked his keys in his car?

It took him three hours to get the drummer out.
2014-06-25 10:39:18 AM  
3 votes:
What's the last thing a stripper does with her asshole before she goes to work?

Gives him his drum sticks and drops him off at band practice.
2014-06-25 09:03:44 AM  
3 votes:
www.musiciansare.com
2014-06-25 02:14:49 PM  
2 votes:
The problem with all these not sexy drummers is that they are wearing clothes.
2014-06-25 12:00:11 PM  
2 votes:
i343.photobucket.com
2014-06-25 11:22:35 AM  
2 votes:
3.bp.blogspot.com
2014-06-25 11:05:58 AM  
2 votes:
img.fark.net

Then why does Pip get his hands on more bumper than a body shop?

/Not a drummer
2014-06-25 10:54:43 AM  
2 votes:

Crass and Jaded Mother Farker: FormlessOne: Cheron: What do you...
Pangea: What's the last ...
pounddawg: Did you hear...
FormlessOne: How can you tell...

Within less than a minute. That's amazing.

What's the difference between a drummer and a pig?

A pig won't stay up all night trying to fark a drummer.


How can you tell a drummer's at your door?

He's knocking out of rhythm and comes in late.
2014-06-25 10:39:53 AM  
2 votes:
How can you tell the stage is level?

When the drummer's drooling from both sides of his mouth.
2014-06-25 10:39:03 AM  
2 votes:
What do you call someone who likes to hang out with the band but knows nothing about music?

The drummer
2014-06-25 09:43:39 AM  
2 votes:

i1123.photobucket.com

2014-06-25 11:48:31 AM  
1 votes:
Drummers are not always homeless. Sometimes they have girlfriends.
2014-06-25 11:38:03 AM  
1 votes:
Most drummers have difficulties reading music. Rick Allen is just stumped.
2014-06-25 11:37:48 AM  
1 votes:

durbnpoisn: EdNortonsTwin: Have you ever played in a band with a crappy drummer?

At least you can turn guitar, bass, and vocals down in the mix.  Drums, yea, not so much.

Actually - worse yet...  A drummer who is doing fine, but the other instrument NOT following the drummer.
I was at my daughter's school concert a few weeks ago.  There is this 90 year old woman who accompanies the chorus on piano.  She does fine on her own.
But for one song, they added a drummer into the mix.  She was good, and kept a solid beat.  But the piano player refused to acknowledge that she was even playing with someone else.  She just kept her own time regardless of the drummer.  And you rally can't blame the kid on the drums.  She likely couldn't hear the piano well enough to adjust.

That was very hard to listen to.  It was so disjointed.  Like a ripping wall of noise.


It all revolves around the drummer - I've never encountered a situation where the band did not follow the drummer unless the drummer was a fark-up.

Petpeeve:  Drummer whose kick drum sounds like tennis shoes in a dryer

Playing with a great drummer is truly exhilarating.

Fun fact:  One of 12 notes on your bass will cause the drummers snare to rattle uncontrollably.  Always a fun way to fark with a drummer who isn't aware of such.
2014-06-25 11:32:21 AM  
1 votes:
What is the difference between a musician and a large pepperoni pizza?

The pizza can feed a family of four...
2014-06-25 11:27:09 AM  
1 votes:

EdNortonsTwin: If you've ever played in a band with a crappy drummer?

At least you can turn guitar, bass, and vocals down in the mix.  Drums, yea, not so much.


Actually - worse yet...  A drummer who is doing fine, but the other instrument NOT following the drummer.
I was at my daughter's school concert a few weeks ago.  There is this 90 year old woman who accompanies the chorus on piano.  She does fine on her own.
But for one song, they added a drummer into the mix.  She was good, and kept a solid beat.  But the piano player refused to acknowledge that she was even playing with someone else.  She just kept her own time regardless of the drummer.  And you rally can't blame the kid on the drums.  She likely couldn't hear the piano well enough to adjust.

That was very hard to listen to.  It was so disjointed.  Like a ripping wall of noise.
2014-06-25 11:22:15 AM  
1 votes:
So, a drummer got sick and tired of all of the dumb drummer jokes. He goes to the music store looking to find a new instrument to play. He wanders around for a long time, looking at guitars, basses, flutes, clarinets, trumpets, and trombones. Eventually, he's the last person in the store, and the owner's looking to close up, tapping his feet (in better rhythm than the drummer usually manages, I might add), and says, "Hey, buddy, you gonna buy something?"

And just then, the angels start singing and the drummer knows which instrument he wants to buy. "Yeah! That one, in the corner! I want to buy the accordion."

The owner shakes his head, and says, "You're a drummer, aren't you?"

"Yeah! How'd you know?"

"That's the radiator!"

And as a bonus, since I play violin: What's bigger, a violin or a viola? They're the same size, violinists heads are just bigger, so it seems small in comparison."
2014-06-25 11:16:24 AM  
1 votes:
my drummer hates Neil Peart
Probably because Neil plays with technique, timing, and some finesse, instead of pounding the skins at an ever increasing rate and volume, never caring if what he is doing works for the song being played.
2014-06-25 10:58:19 AM  
1 votes:

Gulper Eel: Homeless? Excuse me?

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Watts is essentially a jazz drummer, he doesn't count.

/pun may or may not be intended
2014-06-25 10:48:28 AM  
1 votes:

FormlessOne: Cheron: What do you...
Pangea: What's the last ...
pounddawg: Did you hear...
FormlessOne: How can you tell...

Within less than a minute. That's amazing.


What's the difference between a drummer and a pig?

A pig won't stay up all night trying to fark a drummer.
2014-06-25 09:13:10 AM  
1 votes:
Homeless? Excuse me?

www.gq.com
 
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