Cheron: What do you...
Pangea: What's the last ...
pounddawg: Did you hear...
FormlessOne: How can you tell...
FormlessOne: How can you tell the stage is level?When the drummer's drooling from both sides of his mouth.
FormlessOne: Cheron: What do you...Pangea: What's the last ...pounddawg: Did you hear...FormlessOne: How can you tell...Within less than a minute. That's amazing.
Crass and Jaded Mother Farker: FormlessOne: Cheron: What do you...Pangea: What's the last ...pounddawg: Did you hear...FormlessOne: How can you tell...Within less than a minute. That's amazing.What's the difference between a drummer and a pig?A pig won't stay up all night trying to fark a drummer.
Gulper Eel: Homeless? Excuse me?[www.gq.com image 628x434]
walkerhound: In before the Neil Pert fanboys
Gunderson: Ringo, hottest wife in the band:
Tyrone Slothrop: Gulper Eel: Homeless? Excuse me?[www.gq.com image 628x434]Watts is essentially a jazz drummer, he doesn't count./pun may or may not be intended
stupiddream: Yah! I'm sexy because science says so and stuff! But I've been married for 22 years and I love my wife so that kinda doesn't matter anyway./Singer in a cheesy 80's Alternative cover band.//If you don't play music, you should. It is fun!///Slashies for the drummer who plays an electronic kit so he's smarter than average.
stupiddream: Slashies for the drummer who plays an electronic kit
KatjaMouse: Gunderson: Ringo, hottest wife in the band:[3.bp.blogspot.com image 497x750]
EdNortonsTwin: If you've ever played in a band with a crappy drummer?At least you can turn guitar, bass, and vocals down in the mix. Drums, yea, not so much.
EdNortonsTwin: At least you can turn guitar, bass, and vocals down in the mix. Drums, yea, not so much.
Dr Dreidel: KatjaMouse: Gunderson: Ringo, hottest wife in the band:[3.bp.blogspot.com image 497x750]Reminds me of Allan Sherman's "Pop Hates the Beatles":Ringo is the one with the drum,The others all play with him.It shows you what a boy can becomeWithout a sense of rhythm.// apparently, Lennon was being rather tongue-in-cheek, as the whole reason Ringo was hired in the first place was that he was the best session drummer in town// maybe not flashy, but a human metronome
Mouthwatering_Monkeys: my drummer hates Neil PeartProbably because Neil plays with technique, timing, and some finesse, instead of pounding the skins at an ever increasing rate and volume, never caring if what he is doing works for the song being played.
durbnpoisn: I so have a great story to tell. But because of the main guy involved, his being very well known, I kinda can't.I just thought I'd tell you that.Anyway... I've played with all manner of drummers from really crappy and inconsistent, to just really amazing.The best ones are those that will not stop playing even in light of an obvious screw up. I played with one guy who's pedal fell apart during the first song. He used the other pedal for a couple of songs, until he got a break and was able to fix the problem. Not even us in the band knew he was having problems.That's the mark of a pro right there.
durbnpoisn: EdNortonsTwin: Have you ever played in a band with a crappy drummer?At least you can turn guitar, bass, and vocals down in the mix. Drums, yea, not so much.Actually - worse yet... A drummer who is doing fine, but the other instrument NOT following the drummer.I was at my daughter's school concert a few weeks ago. There is this 90 year old woman who accompanies the chorus on piano. She does fine on her own.But for one song, they added a drummer into the mix. She was good, and kept a solid beat. But the piano player refused to acknowledge that she was even playing with someone else. She just kept her own time regardless of the drummer. And you rally can't blame the kid on the drums. She likely couldn't hear the piano well enough to adjust.That was very hard to listen to. It was so disjointed. Like a ripping wall of noise.
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