Do you have adblock enabled?
If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(LA Times)   San Francisco officials are considering a giant net to deter people from jumping off the Golden Gate Bridge. Rejected ideas include: ninjas, drunk Mel Gibson, a cardboard life-size replica of the bridge, and cats with lasers   ( divider line
    More: Stupid, Golden Gate Bridge, suicides  
•       •       •

1583 clicks; posted to Main » on 25 Jun 2014 at 10:40 AM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

102 Comments     (+0 »)
View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest

Oldest | « | 1 | 2 | 3 | » | Newest | Show all

2014-06-26 08:44:20 AM  
I don't understand why we can't respect someone's decision to commit suicide.

Seriously. If someone tries and fails, they get friggin' locked up and forced to take drugs. It's bullshiat.
2014-06-26 12:09:53 PM  

cwolf20: Stoker: Bullshiat!
The bridge is public property, and taxes maintain it. DO NOT take away my scenic path to death!

What do ya want a bloody death at the local park in front of children? Let me jump.

With that argument, the city will annoy you by spending the same amount of tax money to fund a new reality show called "Jumpers and the people they avoid taking with them"

Tonight on CBS: Jumpers and the people they are running from.
As you know, the State of California has allowed folks to use the Golden Gate Bridge to commit suicide legally in exchange for their participation in this broadcast.
Tonight we look at a young man who is in desperation of the future he sees. "I was well educated, and I understand the Constitution and Bill of Rights. But this isn't America following that Primary Law. Corporations rule and everyone is a slave to money. I just want to leave it all."

More after these important messages from our sponsors...
Displayed 2 of 102 comments

Oldest | « | 1 | 2 | 3 | » | Newest | Show all

View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest

This thread is archived, and closed to new comments.

Continue Farking

On Twitter

Top Commented
Javascript is required to view headlines in widget.
  1. Links are submitted by members of the Fark community.

  2. When community members submit a link, they also write a custom headline for the story.

  3. Other Farkers comment on the links. This is the number of comments. Click here to read them.

  4. Click here to submit a link.