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(Mirror.co.uk)   Ack Ack. Tumor. Balloon in head. Grapefruit. Ack Ack *Head Assplodes* (Article contains some graphic images)   (mirror.co.uk) divider line 38
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8587 clicks; posted to Main » on 25 Jun 2014 at 10:16 AM (5 weeks ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2014-06-25 08:48:20 AM
media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com
 
2014-06-25 08:56:45 AM
static.rcgroups.net
 
2014-06-25 09:19:05 AM
It's not a tumor.
 
2014-06-25 09:22:37 AM
He was 13 when a fatty cyst appeared on the crown of his head and despite numerous surgeries in Bulgaria, medics were unable to remove it for good.

So his parents weren't kidding when they called him "fat head."
 
2014-06-25 09:31:58 AM
Mr Stoyanov said: "It was very uncomfortable and as it got bigger I had to be more and more careful that it didn't burst.

Would have been funny to sneak up behind him in a quiet place and pop a big balloon. Well funny for me anyway.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MY HEAD!!!!!"
"Oh wait, it's still there"
 
2014-06-25 09:38:19 AM
SYN
SYN-ACK
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2014-06-25 09:40:01 AM

Walker: Mr Stoyanov said: "It was very uncomfortable and as it got bigger I had to be more and more careful that it didn't burst.

Would have been funny to sneak up behind him in a quiet place and pop a big balloon. Well funny for me anyway.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MY HEAD!!!!!"
"Oh wait, it's still there"


That probably would've given him a heart attack ack ack ack

/you ought to know by now
 
2014-06-25 10:20:39 AM
This is lame even for the media. Plastic surgeons have been using these tissue expanders for 40 years. Nothing weird about it.
 
2014-06-25 10:21:13 AM
Too bad. I was hoping Eric the Midget had died. Oh well.
 
2014-06-25 10:21:29 AM
Some ancient tribes did some weird shiat to get domes like that!
 
2014-06-25 10:21:59 AM
img2.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2014-06-25 10:22:41 AM
testdb.msmagazine.com
 
2014-06-25 10:24:20 AM
If I were getting breast implants on the back of my head, I'd have sprung for the pair.
 
2014-06-25 10:26:24 AM
www.seriessub.com
 
2014-06-25 10:27:17 AM
Could we get a little NSFW?
 
2014-06-25 10:27:46 AM
So, this is news only to the two or three people in the world who have no idea that this is a common procedure in such situations?
 
2014-06-25 10:28:07 AM
www.dvdactive.com

spacemancentral.com
 
2014-06-25 10:29:20 AM
 
2014-06-25 10:33:26 AM
Hey, you know, it's fun to make fun of someone's looks after they've gone through years of surgery, pain and disfigurement. Here's an idea, send this link to Maddox so he can write a scathing article about how lame people who undergo painfully surgery are.
 
2014-06-25 10:33:39 AM

JackieRabbit: This is lame even for the media. Plastic surgeons have been using these tissue expanders for 40 years. Nothing weird about it.


yeah. I thought the more interesting part of the story was how he had to move to another county to finally get the entire tumor removed. Just how many times can you miss it, doctors??

/Not as bad as the guy with the 100-pound ball, though, who was told to lose weight.
 
2014-06-25 10:34:37 AM
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2014-06-25 10:34:41 AM

Twonk: DANG IT.  First pic was supposed to be:

http://uproxx.files.wordpress.com/2013/10/10-ack-ack-reynolds.jpg?w= 65 0



No, first pic should have been this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HY-03vYYAjA

www.i-mockery.com
 
2014-06-25 10:39:02 AM

JackieRabbit: This is lame even for the media. Plastic surgeons have been using these tissue expanders for 40 years. Nothing weird about it.


Okay, but how many times was it used to move a huge piece of scalp?  If I am wrong, please be sure to send all the links for all the people who got their scalps stretched.  Just sayin...
 
2014-06-25 10:41:18 AM
meanwhile, this looks like a cure for male pattern baldness
 
2014-06-25 10:43:31 AM

IamKaiserSoze!!!: [media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com image 564x240]


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What it reminds me of...

/Yeah, I know, I'm old...
//Consume mass quantities
 
2014-06-25 10:48:04 AM
Now I suddenly have this inexplicable hankering to go get some Puma shoes.
 
2014-06-25 10:52:02 AM
Hope he doesn't listen to Slim Whitman's "Indian Love Call."
 
2014-06-25 10:55:48 AM
The urge to write "Happy Birthday" on it, ring people's doorbells, and do singing telegrams, must have been overwhelming.
 
2014-06-25 11:41:21 AM
i.imgur.com

Finally he can return to working on that interocitor.
 
2014-06-25 11:43:46 AM
static.comicvine.com
Did someone say exploding head?
 
2014-06-25 12:04:44 PM
couldn't the guy be in a sci-fi movie or even hair club for men???
 
2014-06-25 12:29:35 PM
When I'm calling YOOOoooOOOoooooOOOOoooo!
s2.postimg.org
 
2014-06-25 02:08:46 PM
i2.mirror.co.uk
fc02.deviantart.net

Sorry for the Prometheus 2 spoiler!
 
2014-06-25 03:59:43 PM
www.newjerseyhunter.com
He's like the opposite of this guy.
 
2014-06-25 04:56:55 PM

WeenerGord: meanwhile, this looks like a cure for male pattern baldness


Kinda makes me wonder if ever there will be a treatment for baldness that involves taking a sample from the back of the head (small and not noticed), growing that in a lab until it's large enough to just graft over the middle of the head, or what...

LaughingRadish: He's like the opposite of this guy.


My first thought also...
 
2014-06-25 05:13:21 PM
Ack Ack ... splendid
 
2014-06-25 05:26:00 PM

misterhowl: Too bad. I was hoping Eric the Midget had died. Oh well.


We can only hope
 
2014-06-25 05:33:12 PM

Netrngr: misterhowl: Too bad. I was hoping Eric the Midget had died. Oh well.

We can only hope


Are    you     farking     retarded?     He's     not      dead!
Now    shut up     and     get     a      life!
 
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