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2014-06-25 12:35:34 PM  
more distractions courtesy of the Obama administration. He's got this down to an art form now.
 
2014-06-25 02:21:44 PM  
This is a distraction from IRSBerghazi.
 
2014-06-25 02:22:42 PM  
Thanks Obama.
 
2014-06-25 02:23:27 PM  
So you read the comments too.  The derp was strong down there.  Here was my favorite.

"Fainted? Or hit by a covert radio frequency #neuroweapon grid deployed on celltowers everywhere and operated by military contractor sociopaths -- a high-tech control and torture grid that the WH stenos won't even ask about? "
 
2014-06-25 02:23:34 PM  
cdn.thedailybeast.com
 
2014-06-25 02:24:10 PM  

BSABSVR: This is a distraction from IRSBerghazi.


I thought it was a distraction from Bergdahl and the Obamacare enrollment numbers and the cooked-books on the unemployment numbers.

I can never keep up,
 
2014-06-25 02:25:10 PM  
There's a Monica Lewinsky joke in here somewhere.
 
2014-06-25 02:26:26 PM  

UncomfortableSilence: So you read the comments too.  The derp was strong down there.  Here was my favorite.

"Fainted? Or hit by a covert radio frequency #neuroweapon grid deployed on celltowers everywhere and operated by military contractor sociopaths -- a high-tech control and torture grid that the WH stenos won't even ask about? "


Sounds like astroturf guerrilla advertising for an upcoming sci-fi movie.
 
2014-06-25 02:30:16 PM  
Somehow this is the fault of the Tea Party.
 
2014-06-25 02:32:39 PM  
Let's avoid referring to an adult woman as a "girl", and please don't forget to eat breakfast. Going for too long fueled by just coffee can make anyone woozy.
 
2014-06-25 02:33:57 PM  

StopLurkListen: Let's avoid referring to an adult woman as a "girl", and please don't forget to eat breakfast. Going for too long fueled by just coffee can make anyone woozy.


Yeah, don't call chicks "girls". The dames hate that.
 
2014-06-25 02:35:56 PM  

GameSprocket: StopLurkListen: Let's avoid referring to an adult woman as a "girl", and please don't forget to eat breakfast. Going for too long fueled by just coffee can make anyone woozy.

Yeah, don't call chicks "girls". The dames hate that.


A broad community frowns on your shenanigans.
 
2014-06-25 02:36:02 PM  
Pick your headline, depending on your partisan loyalties: "Josh Earnest puts audience to sleep" or "Earnest speaks, women swoon."

OK< that was pretty funny...

StopLurkListen: Let's avoid referring to an adult woman as a "girl", and please don't forget to eat breakfast. Going for too long fueled by just coffee can make anyone woozy.


It was post-lunch, and she said that she hadn't skipped lunch.
 
2014-06-25 02:40:33 PM  

GameSprocket: StopLurkListen: Let's avoid referring to an adult woman as a "girl", and please don't forget to eat breakfast. Going for too long fueled by just coffee can make anyone woozy.

Yeah, don't call chicks "girls". The dames hate that.


Yeah, they prefer "walking cockholsters"
 
2014-06-25 02:44:57 PM  
Wait, the White House press secretary is named "Earnest"? That seems a bit on the nose.

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2014-06-25 02:45:33 PM  
WTF? The girl next to her didn't even make an attempt to prevent her from falling on her face? What the hell is wrong with people?
 
2014-06-25 02:45:44 PM  
I liked how the intern standing next to her gave a little push to make sure she hit the floor.
 
2014-06-25 02:51:07 PM  

GameSprocket: Wait, the White House press secretary is named "Earnest"? That seems a bit on the nose.

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And the name of the guy who is Chair of the Republican National Committee, when you remove the vowels, is R.N.C. P.R. B.S.

I try not to be childish about teasing people about the names their parents forced upon them, but ... Oy.
 
2014-06-25 02:52:02 PM  
ZOMG FAINTGHAZI
 
2014-06-25 02:58:31 PM  

incendi: more distractions courtesy of the Obama administration. He's got this down to an art form now.


From what?

/fact-based citations only, please.
 
2014-06-25 02:59:39 PM  

UncomfortableSilence: So you read the comments too.  The derp was strong down there.  Here was my favorite.

"Fainted? Or hit by a covert radio frequency #neuroweapon grid deployed on celltowers everywhere and operated by military contractor sociopaths -- a high-tech control and torture grid that the WH stenos won't even ask about? "


img.fark.net
 
2014-06-25 03:11:58 PM  
We won't see her again - once you go blackout, you never go backout.
 
2014-06-25 03:16:46 PM  
This is why I go to Politico for the breaking stories.
 
2014-06-25 03:20:21 PM  

GameSprocket: StopLurkListen: Let's avoid referring to an adult woman as a "girl", and please don't forget to eat breakfast. Going for too long fueled by just coffee can make anyone woozy.

Yeah, don't call chicks "girls". The dames hate that.


It was probably a heavy flow day of her monthly lady-time....
 
2014-06-25 03:21:17 PM  

StopLurkListen: Let's avoid referring to an adult woman as a "girl", and please don't forget to eat breakfast. Going for too long fueled by just coffee can make anyone woozy.


How else am I supposed to tell her to fetch us a bourbon, neat???
 
2014-06-25 03:22:33 PM  

jjorsett: Somehow this is the fault of the Tea Party.


They are the real victims here.
 
2014-06-25 03:30:33 PM  
She was spotted later in the day wearing brain injury spectacles.
 
2014-06-25 03:31:34 PM  

theknuckler_33: WTF? The girl next to her didn't even make an attempt to prevent her from falling on her face? What the hell is wrong with people?


Yeah, the biatch just shrugged the broad off than appeared to push the toots straight into the ground.
 
2014-06-25 03:34:54 PM  

theknuckler_33: WTF? The girl next to her didn't even make an attempt to prevent her from falling on her face? What the hell is wrong with people?


Probably she was told not to disrupt/distract from the press conference, and so was more concerned with not making noise or otherwise making a scene than helping.
 
2014-06-25 03:38:07 PM  
It happens.  I was in the middle of a group presentation in my college history class when one of my group members fainted (someone else was talking).  It just happens, there's nothing nefarious going on.
 
2014-06-25 03:47:12 PM  
Enceinte?
 
2014-06-25 03:55:36 PM  

TheSelphie: It happens.  I was in the middle of a group presentation in my college history class when one of my group members fainted (someone else was talking).  It just happens, there's nothing nefarious going on.


yep. At my H.S. graduation, somebody in the audience stood up with a weird look on their face and then fell down. Turned out he had an epileptic seizure. But it's always a conspiracy to some folks who must have such boring lives that any small event has to be blown up and tied into a giant concoction of Crazy. OMG BRAINWAVES!! WHAR TINFOIL HAT WAR?
 
2014-06-25 04:02:38 PM  

jjorsett: Somehow this is the fault of the Tea Party.


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2014-06-25 04:04:19 PM  
Brilliant - let's have her stand up right away.  I'm sure she didn't feel light-headed at all after that.
 
2014-06-25 04:51:05 PM  

jjorsett: Somehow this is the fault of the Tea Party.


Nobody was even thinking that, but okay, if you say so.

img.fark.net
 
2014-06-25 04:51:34 PM  
<Scene>
It's Twu, IT'S TWU!
*faints*
</scene>
 
2014-06-25 05:18:50 PM  

GameSprocket: StopLurkListen: Let's avoid referring to an adult woman as a "girl", and please don't forget to eat breakfast. Going for too long fueled by just coffee can make anyone woozy.

Yeah, don't call chicks "girls". The dames hate that.


And you certainly don't call them broads.
earnthis.net
 
2014-06-25 07:20:13 PM  
So if you see someone unexpectedly pass out and fall flat on her face, you should wait eleven seconds before pulling her to her feet. Got it.
 
2014-06-25 08:36:56 PM  
i546.photobucket.com
 
2014-06-25 08:45:38 PM  

Geotpf: There's a Monica Lewinsky joke in here somewhere.


Intern goes down in the White House press-room?  No evidence of cigar
 
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