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(Guardian)   "It is highly important to preserve the collection in unadulterated form as a socially valuable work." Is this quote about a) A Shakespeare first folio, b) A handwritten collection of the Federalist papers, or c) The Soviet union's secret porn stash   (theguardian.com) divider line 33
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2014-06-25 08:58:45 AM  
files1.coloribus.com
 
2014-06-25 09:36:24 AM  
static.guim.co.uk
I first read that as "Foobies". That must have been before Comrade Drew changed the format.
 
2014-06-25 10:11:22 AM  
Approves


i65.photobucket.com

/ semi obscure
 
2014-06-25 10:18:43 AM  

Sybarite: [files1.coloribus.com image 480x360]


LOL.  Is that "Dayvear!  Svimvear!  Eveningvear!"?

Mom still cracks up when she recalls that commercial.
 
2014-06-25 10:49:42 AM  

Yaw String: Approves


[i65.photobucket.com image 750x500]

/ semi obscure


Lots of people have Netflix now.
 
2014-06-25 11:27:03 AM  
The answer is always C.
 
2014-06-25 11:30:59 AM  
Pics or it never happened..........
 
2014-06-25 11:32:25 AM  
Seems like that should be digitized. For academic study, of course.
 
2014-06-25 11:32:30 AM  
I thought the article would feature grey grainy porn done to the same high standards of everything made in the Soviet Union.  The Trabant of ereotica.

/Теперь мы участвуем в полости полового акта, начать
 
2014-06-25 11:33:25 AM  
This thread is absolutely worthless without pics.
 
2014-06-25 11:34:30 AM  
You mean there's Russian porn that isn't already on the internet?
 
2014-06-25 11:35:39 AM  

bucket_pup: Pics or it never happened..........


disappearing-people-with-stalin-montage.jpg

In Soviet Union even with pics it didn't happen.
 
2014-06-25 11:42:03 AM  

Carn: This thread is absolutely worthless without pics.


Some of the best Soviet porn comes from the Peoples Adult Production Facility #17.  The cameraman was nephew of high party official and drank too much vodka


img.fark.net
 
2014-06-25 11:42:12 AM  

Sybarite: [files1.coloribus.com image 480x360]


Came to post this..

/EVENINGVEAR!
//Still laugh at that..
 
2014-06-25 11:43:25 AM  
All the pages are stuck together.
 
2014-06-25 11:47:25 AM  
Does it contain any graphics involving Catherine the Great and a horse or two?
 
2014-06-25 11:47:40 AM  
Pornography provides important insight into historical cultures.
 
2014-06-25 11:47:56 AM  
Brown chicken brown cow?
 
2014-06-25 11:48:51 AM  

Carn: This thread is absolutely worthless without pics.


i1.shuttur.com
 
2014-06-25 11:53:01 AM  

Carn: This thread is absolutely worthless without pics.


Considering the health and outlook of your average Soviet era Russian citizen, the pics may be of no benefit to us, regardless. They probably have standardized haircuts and shapeless, functional lingerie. It's not like they would want their workers fantasizing about beautiful, luxurious capitalist women, now would they?
 
2014-06-25 12:04:04 PM  

cptjeff: Seems like that should be digitized. For academic study, of course.


I'll accept a 1 mill dollar contract to do that work... with possibility of extensions... ( and plenty of lube!).

Let me at it!
 
2014-06-25 12:05:33 PM  
This entire evil and vile collection must be, Scanned and put in the internet as soon as possible.
 
2014-06-25 12:07:50 PM  
static.guim.co.uk
One of the highlights is series of drawings and watercolours by Mikhail Larionov

That must have been before he joined the Red Wings.
 
2014-06-25 12:11:52 PM  

Cheron: I thought the article would feature grey grainy porn done to the same high standards of everything made in the Soviet Union.  The Trabant of ereotica.

/Теперь мы участвуем в полости полового акта, начать


It wasn't made in or by the Soviet Union.
 
2014-06-25 12:22:32 PM  
Communist porn? Ill pass.
 
2014-06-25 12:57:31 PM  
In Soviet Russia, porn faps you at gun point
 
2014-06-25 01:13:50 PM  

ikanreed: Pornography provides important insight into historical cultures.


encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com
 
2014-06-25 01:29:19 PM  
Svetlana, you are an innocent proletariat and proud worker of the Soviet Union.  Enters Vlad, the Cable Installation Technician who claims to have mistaken your worker's apartment for a chairman's cottage on the Volga.  Svetlana, first you are to instruct Vlad that regulations forbid the introduction of more than three channels of television to any non-party member and then you show him that you are a member of the workers party in full standing.  Really mean this, Svetlana.  Show him your full standing and dedication.  I know you can do this.  Now, you have established that you are a proud worker.  Show Vlad your many awards for attendance, production, and meeting quotas.  Also, show Vlad that you don't own a television set since only vile and foreign propaganda spew from it's portal.

Vlad, you are impressed by Svetlana's dedication to the motherland.  Look over her awards and papers with much lust.  You desire to be a worker like her.  Move in close and suddenly open open your coat to show her you are really a KGB agent testing Svet's dedication.  Tell her that she has passed all of your tests and are deserving of the motherland's respect and admiration.  Denounce cable television as a tool of the oppressor.

Then have sex with her.
 
2014-06-25 01:34:32 PM  

cgraves67: Carn: This thread is absolutely worthless without pics.

Considering the health and outlook of your average Soviet era Russian citizen, the pics may be of no benefit to us, regardless. They probably have standardized haircuts and shapeless, functional lingerie. It's not like they would want their workers fantasizing about beautiful, luxurious capitalist women, now would they?


Maybe they hid it because it was so awesome.
 
2014-06-25 02:11:52 PM  
Did someone find Putin's Penis Pumpers 3?
 
2014-06-25 02:15:53 PM  

Yaw String: Approves


[i65.photobucket.com image 750x500]

/ semi obscure


Came for this, leaving hilariously satisfied.
 
2014-06-25 02:32:37 PM  

ReverendJynxed: Did someone find Putin's Penis Pumpers 3?


No, but Rasputin's great dong is on display. (NSFW)
 
2014-06-25 02:36:44 PM  
So any S&M stuff about peasents rising up against Nazis?

/asking for a friend
 
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