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(SeattlePI)   Cat sits on police woman's shoulders while she investigates a possible burglary, still refuses to volunteer information on what it saw from its hiding place in the ceiling   (seattlepi.com) divider line 38
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2014-06-25 10:56:12 AM
Cat just wanted to get a good seat in case the cops opened fire on the dog.
 
2014-06-25 12:00:50 PM
That appears to be a huge pussy in the picture.  And the cat's pretty big too.
 
2014-06-25 12:01:46 PM
If I fits, I sits.
 
2014-06-25 12:05:31 PM
The cat was then shot and killed
 
2014-06-25 12:05:59 PM
Far as I know, Ceiling Cat only sees masturbation. So, if there's semen at the scene it means the perp...or the first officer to respond...or both yanked one out at the crime scene.
 
2014-06-25 12:09:42 PM

DROxINxTHExWIND: Far as I know, Ceiling Cat only sees masturbation. So, if there's semen at the scene it means the perp...or the first officer to respond...or both yanked one out at the crime scene.


Hey, sometimes Ceiling Cat wants to branch out.
 
2014-06-25 12:10:37 PM
It's rare when the caption to the picture is almost as long as the text in the article.  Only thing left out was "no burglar found."

Police believe suspect fits the MO of other cat burglars in the neighborhood.
 
2014-06-25 12:11:00 PM

FirstNationalBastard: DROxINxTHExWIND: Far as I know, Ceiling Cat only sees masturbation. So, if there's semen at the scene it means the perp...or the first officer to respond...or both yanked one out at the crime scene.


will they get paid extra for this? manual labor ya know

 
2014-06-25 12:19:48 PM
My cat used to ride around on my shoulders. RIP Cali
 
2014-06-25 12:20:25 PM
The cat was the burglar. The dog sold the stolen goods.

/Cat burglar
//Dog fence
 
2014-06-25 12:21:47 PM
Shoulder Cat is watching you protect and serve.
 
2014-06-25 12:28:47 PM
That's a pretty darned big kitty.
 
2014-06-25 12:33:55 PM
"Human! I require transport. Yes, yes, this pleases me. Now, take me to my food dish."
 
2014-06-25 12:35:37 PM
Wait... wait. This is going to be the premise for a new crime drama on NBC. Except the cat will be the reincarnated african american partner of a goth female detective. They work together to solve the partner's murder and have madcap adventures while the Division Chief never seems to question why the detective walks around with a black cat on her shoulder all the time.
 
2014-06-25 12:55:13 PM

Cold_Sassy: That's a pretty darned big kitty.


And you're just sitting there!  Hi, kitty!

imgs.xkcd.com
 
2014-06-25 01:01:30 PM

strangeluck: Wait... wait. This is going to be the premise for a new crime drama on NBC. Except the cat will be the reincarnated african american partner of a goth female detective. They work together to solve the partner's murder and have madcap adventures while the Division Chief never seems to question why the detective walks around with a black cat on her shoulder all the time.


I can see this, David Caruso as the Division chief, Sandra Oh as the Goth detective and Kara Sedgwick as the cat
 
2014-06-25 01:02:09 PM
nbacats.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-06-25 01:03:03 PM
Cat trying to insinuate himself into the investigation? Cat was totally in on it.
 
2014-06-25 01:07:12 PM
I notice how they didn't show the cat's face, so as to protect its identity.
 
2014-06-25 01:19:59 PM
Cure pic. Stupid F'n article.
 
2014-06-25 01:24:56 PM
I've got your six.
 
2014-06-25 01:30:54 PM
That is a small cop or a big cat
 
2014-06-25 01:31:12 PM
Felony assault on an officer.
 
2014-06-25 01:36:50 PM
Much better cat-on-cop action.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i_zRPWyATZw
 
2014-06-25 01:39:53 PM

wxboy: That appears to be a huge pussy in the picture.  And the cat's pretty big too.


Hawkinslaugh.jpg
 
2014-06-25 01:43:22 PM
The Cat who........
 
2014-06-25 01:43:40 PM

litespeed74: strangeluck: Wait... wait. This is going to be the premise for a new crime drama on NBC. Except the cat will be the reincarnated african american partner of a goth female detective. They work together to solve the partner's murder and have madcap adventures while the Division Chief never seems to question why the detective walks around with a black cat on her shoulder all the time.

I can see this, David Caruso as the Division chief, Sandra Oh as the Goth detective and Kara Sedgwick as the cat


Perfect!
 
2014-06-25 01:47:04 PM

grimlock1972: The Cat who........


Love.

(shh... don't tell anyone)
 
2014-06-25 01:50:29 PM

IRQ12: Feloiney assault on an officer.


FTFY
 
2014-06-25 02:04:05 PM
I hate Fark for tricking me into loving cats.
 
2014-06-25 02:22:11 PM
Obligatory?
cretoniatimesdotcom.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-06-25 02:32:38 PM
i938.photobucket.com
 
2014-06-25 02:32:50 PM

flondrix: Cold_Sassy: That's a pretty darned big kitty.

And you're just sitting there!  Hi, kitty!

[imgs.xkcd.com image 450x439]


Don't forget to check between you post and the end to see how many others remarked on the size of the cat now.
 
2014-06-25 02:40:37 PM
Hope the cops cleaned up the glass before they left.
 
2014-06-25 04:27:50 PM

Cold_Sassy: That's a pretty darned big kitty.


The cop could just have a tiny head.
 
2014-06-25 07:26:29 PM

namegoeshere: The cat was the burglar. The dog sold the stolen goods.

/Cat burglar
//Dog fence


---
It got away because it was one of those invisible dog fences.

/try the veal, etc. etc.
 
2014-06-25 07:55:30 PM

strangeluck: Wait... wait. This is going to be the premise for a new crime drama on NBC. Except the cat will be the reincarnated african american partner of a goth female detective. They work together to solve the partner's murder and have madcap adventures while the Division Chief never seems to question why the detective walks around with a black cat on her shoulder all the time.



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Will the cat pray to Frankenstein, the mother of all cats?
 
2014-06-26 09:42:03 AM
I work with PPB officers every day. Most of their female officers are quite petite. The cat is probably regular size. The officer is likely pretty small. She is one I've not had dealings with irl, tho.

Most of their female officers are pretty cute. Of course, most of their younger male officers aren't too rough on the eyes. All in all, I'd say they are a pretty good looking group, male or female, younger or older.
 
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