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(Metro)   Dominatrix on trial for scrubbing a man's face with a toilet brush and forcing him to wear women's underwear. Personally, I call that "Saturday Night"   (metro.co.uk) divider line 38
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2014-06-25 11:19:51 AM
Now, I'll fully admit that I'm somewhat ignorant of the nuances of the subject... but isn't that basically the point of going to a dominatrix?

It's like a vegetarian complaining about getting served meat when they went to McDonald's and ordered a Big Mac.
 
2014-06-25 11:45:33 AM

Gonz: Now, I'll fully admit that I'm somewhat ignorant of the nuances of the subject... but isn't that basically the point of going to a dominatrix?

It's like a vegetarian complaining about getting served meat when they went to McDonald's and ordered a Big Mac.


This is what I thought...until I read that all he wanted was a hummer for $50...it seems like she threw in the dominatrix for free.
 
2014-06-25 11:48:32 AM
The unnamed victim, whose identity cannot be revealed for legal reasons, told Aylesbury Crown Court: 'I wanted to impress her, I thought if I told her my real job she might think I was a loser.'

Um...when you're the one paying for sex, it's the other person who does all the pretending.  It's not a date.  You don't have to impress.  That's one of the nicer parts of the arrangement.
 
2014-06-25 11:52:19 AM

Gonz: Now, I'll fully admit that I'm somewhat ignorant of the nuances of the subject... but isn't that basically the point of going to a dominatrix?

It's like a vegetarian complaining about getting served meat when they went to McDonald's and ordered a Big Mac.


"Look..I was totally into the rubber chicken up my bum.  And the car battery on my nipples was surprisingly fun.  But asking me to lick your feet is just too much.  What kind of sicko do you think I am?"
 
2014-06-25 01:15:28 PM
Nijjer please
 
2014-06-25 01:17:17 PM

Diogenes: The unnamed victim, whose identity cannot be revealed for legal reasons, told Aylesbury Crown Court: 'I wanted to impress her, I thought if I told her my real job she might think I was a loser.'

Um...when you're the one paying for sex, it's the other person who does all the pretending.  It's not a date.  You don't have to impress.  That's one of the nicer parts of the arrangement.


Also a toss up as to whose profession earns them the title of "loser".  I guess he doesn't say what his actual job is, but it probably doesn't involve blowing anybody.
 
2014-06-25 01:26:31 PM

slayer199: Gonz: Now, I'll fully admit that I'm somewhat ignorant of the nuances of the subject... but isn't that basically the point of going to a dominatrix?

It's like a vegetarian complaining about getting served meat when they went to McDonald's and ordered a Big Mac.

This is what I thought...until I read that all he wanted was a hummer for $50...it seems like she threw in the dominatrix for free.


Well, hopefully she'll be able to beat the charges and whip her life back into shape.
 
2014-06-25 01:32:48 PM
FTA "The man had previously paid prostitute and part time dominatrix, Sinead Nijjer, £50 for oral sex where he had pretended to be a semi-professional footballer and having a mortgage."

That's what gets people off these days? Jeez, they can have mine if they want to live the dream.
 
2014-06-25 01:37:40 PM

InterruptingQuirk: FTA "The man had previously paid prostitute and part time dominatrix, Sinead Nijjer, £50 for oral sex where he had pretended to be a semi-professional footballer and having a mortgage."

That's what gets people off these days? Jeez, they can have mine if they want to live the dream.


"Ohhh...baby....that's so hot.  Now tell me about your balloon payments!"
 
2014-06-25 01:52:52 PM

slayer199: Gonz: Now, I'll fully admit that I'm somewhat ignorant of the nuances of the subject... but isn't that basically the point of going to a dominatrix?

It's like a vegetarian complaining about getting served meat when they went to McDonald's and ordered a Big Mac.

This is what I thought...until I read that all he wanted was a hummer for $50...it seems like she threw in the dominatrix for free.


Some people pay extra for that.
 
2014-06-25 01:54:17 PM

slayer199: Gonz: Now, I'll fully admit that I'm somewhat ignorant of the nuances of the subject... but isn't that basically the point of going to a dominatrix?

It's like a vegetarian complaining about getting served meat when they went to McDonald's and ordered a Big Mac.

This is what I thought...until I read that all he wanted was a hummer for $50...it seems like she threw in the dominatrix for free.


until they held a knife to his throat and robbed him blind ... which I guess is still part of the deal ...
LOL
 
2014-06-25 02:44:16 PM
You get what you pay for.
If you get more, that's a bargain.
Case dismissed.
 
2014-06-25 02:47:22 PM

Gonz: Now, I'll fully admit that I'm somewhat ignorant of the nuances of the subject... but isn't that basically the point of going to a dominatrix?

It's like a vegetarian complaining about getting served meat when they went to McDonald's and ordered a Big Mac.


When you are not at work, visit Alt dot com, and check out the checklist of what kinks you may be or may not be interested in. Basically, think of it as a menu that you need to go over with your server during negotiations and prior to play.

Sometimes it's better when the babysitter's crying.
But she might not think so.
Get it straight before you get it kinked and everyone has a good time.
 
2014-06-25 02:49:31 PM
I think she needs a spanking for bad behavior.
 
2014-06-25 02:51:55 PM

Diogenes: InterruptingQuirk: FTA "The man had previously paid prostitute and part time dominatrix, Sinead Nijjer, £50 for oral sex where he had pretended to be a semi-professional footballer and having a mortgage."

That's what gets people off these days? Jeez, they can have mine if they want to live the dream.

"Ohhh...baby....that's so hot.  Now tell me about your balloon payments!"


Sure the dominatrix thing might be interesting but until you have dressed up and play Actuary and Forensic CPA you haven't had sex.
 
2014-06-25 02:55:41 PM
img.fark.net
 
2014-06-25 02:56:25 PM

vudukungfu: Sometimes it's better when the babysitter's crying.


Approves

i2.top.de
 
2014-06-25 03:04:03 PM

Diogenes: Gonz: Now, I'll fully admit that I'm somewhat ignorant of the nuances of the subject... but isn't that basically the point of going to a dominatrix?

It's like a vegetarian complaining about getting served meat when they went to McDonald's and ordered a Big Mac.

"Look..I was totally into the rubber chicken up my bum.  And the car battery on my nipples was surprisingly fun.  But asking me to lick your feet is just too much.  What kind of sicko do you think I am?"


"Except... we're both wearing sailor hats. Then we get into a jacuzzi filled with Pepto-Bismol, I clip your toenails, and you shave my buttocks."
 
2014-06-25 03:05:16 PM

InterruptingQuirk: FTA "The man had previously paid prostitute and part time dominatrix, Sinead Nijjer, £50 for oral sex where he had pretended to be a semi-professional footballer and having a mortgage."

That's what gets people off these days? Jeez, they can have mine if they want to live the dream.


Crippling debt is certified panty peeler. .
 
2014-06-25 03:14:49 PM
Wow, 50 pounds = $84.9, after seeing her picture that better be on hellova bj!
 
2014-06-25 03:14:52 PM
I would like to see the author of TFA abused with a toilet brush. I think the accidentally a few paragraphs.

Also the chick for whatever she's done to her eyebrows. Gah.
 
2014-06-25 03:17:18 PM

UNC_Samurai: "Except... we're both wearing sailor hats. Then we get into a jacuzzi filled with Pepto-Bismol, I clip your toenails, and you shave my buttocks."


I can get that at the spa. Give something special.
 
2014-06-25 03:38:10 PM
Is it just me or is it the same person in both pics? one in a suit, the other in drag.
 
2014-06-25 03:42:13 PM

dolphinsgonwild: Wow, 50 pounds = $84.9, after seeing her picture that better be on hellova bj!


You don't pay for the BJ - you pay her to leave when you are done.  Hopefully without robbing you blind, killing you, setting you up for her pimp to rob you, or apparently having your face scrubbed or your underwear changed out for lingerie
 
2014-06-25 03:42:32 PM
USELESS.... WITHOUT..... (ok.. you know the rest...)
 
2014-06-25 03:53:16 PM
subby is entirely too vanilla, that's a Tuesday night for me.

/heh, I called subby subby
 
2014-06-25 04:07:16 PM
Came for photo comparison of 3-4 hottie dom's... leather, chains, big bewbs, etc.

Leaving disappointed
 
2014-06-25 04:08:21 PM

UNC_Samurai: Diogenes: Gonz: Now, I'll fully admit that I'm somewhat ignorant of the nuances of the subject... but isn't that basically the point of going to a dominatrix?

It's like a vegetarian complaining about getting served meat when they went to McDonald's and ordered a Big Mac.

"Look..I was totally into the rubber chicken up my bum.  And the car battery on my nipples was surprisingly fun.  But asking me to lick your feet is just too much.  What kind of sicko do you think I am?"

"Except... we're both wearing sailor hats. Then we get into a jacuzzi filled with Pepto-Bismol, I clip your toenails, and you shave my buttocks."


How YOU doin'?
 
2014-06-25 04:16:27 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2014-06-25 04:23:11 PM

jbrad47128: USELESS.... WITHOUT..... (ok.. you know the rest...)


oH OH , DON'T STOP  NOW...OH  OH...JUST A LITTLE MOOOOO AHHHH GOT IT.. thanks
 
2014-06-25 04:27:37 PM
I think they have all been very naughty..
 
2014-06-25 05:08:42 PM
The safeword was "Ermahgerd"
 
2014-06-25 06:01:01 PM

Flragnararch: subby is entirely too vanilla, that's a Tuesday night for me.

/heh, I called subby subby


Maybe Tuesday night for Subby involves CBT.
 
2014-06-25 07:21:19 PM
He must have forgot the safe word.
 img.fark.net
 
2014-06-25 07:23:52 PM

Tyrosine: InterruptingQuirk: FTA "The man had previously paid prostitute and part time dominatrix, Sinead Nijjer, £50 for oral sex where he had pretended to be a semi-professional footballer and having a mortgage."

That's what gets people off these days? Jeez, they can have mine if they want to live the dream.

Crippling debt is certified panty peeler. .


More like home ownership is just a fantasy for a lot of people
/damned economy
 
2014-06-25 08:41:09 PM
That sounds completely humiliating. I wonder if it costs extra.
 
2014-06-26 01:20:52 AM

UNC_Samurai: Diogenes: Gonz: Now, I'll fully admit that I'm somewhat ignorant of the nuances of the subject... but isn't that basically the point of going to a dominatrix?

It's like a vegetarian complaining about getting served meat when they went to McDonald's and ordered a Big Mac.

"Look..I was totally into the rubber chicken up my bum.  And the car battery on my nipples was surprisingly fun.  But asking me to lick your feet is just too much.  What kind of sicko do you think I am?"

"Except... we're both wearing sailor hats. Then we get into a jacuzzi filled with Pepto-Bismol, I clip your toenails, and you shave my buttocks."


Didnt expect that to pop in my life...ever...

Y'know, if it weren't for Smash Mouth, that movie would really holds up.

/Smashmouth is playing here next week with Sugar Ray
//and Blues Traveler
///and Unkle Cracker
////2 out of 4 ain t bad
 
2014-06-26 04:12:14 PM

serial_crusher: Nijjer please


"Nobody moves, or the Nijjer gets it!"
 
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