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(Variety)   RIP Tuco Benedicto Pacifico Juan Maria Ramirez   (variety.com ) divider line
    More: Sad, Eli Wallach, humans, Tennessee Williams, Tom Stoppard, Sergio Leone, rhinoceros, Arthur Miller, Sicilian  
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2014-06-25 09:44:35 AM  
17 votes:
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2014-06-25 09:54:21 AM  
3 votes:
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2014-06-25 11:39:23 AM  
2 votes:
But his full name was RIP Tuco Benedicto Pacifico Juan Maria Ramirez Malcolm Peter Brian Telescope Adrian Umbrella Stand Jasper Wednesday (pops mouth twice) Stoatgobbler John Raw Vegetable (whinnying) Arthur Norman Michael (blows squeaker) Featherstone Smith (whistle) Northcott Edwards Harris (fires pistol, then 'whoop') Mason (chuff-chuff-chuff-chuff) Frampton Jones Fruitbat Gilbert (sings) Gambolputty de von Ausfern -schplenden -schlitter -crasscrenbon -fried -digger -dangle -dungle -burstein -von -knacker - thrasher -apple -banger -horowitz -ticolensic -grander -knotty -spelltinkle -grandlich -grumblemeyer -spelterwasser - kurstlich -himbleeisen -bahnwagen -gutenabend -bitte -ein -nürnburger -bratwustle -gerspurten -mit -zweimache - auuber -hundsfut -gumberaber -shönendanker-kalbsfleisch -mittler -aucher von Hautkopft "Blind Lemon" Jefferson Dupre of Ulm  .
2014-06-25 10:22:24 AM  
2 votes:
When it's time to link, link! Don't paywall.
2014-06-25 10:15:48 AM  
2 votes:
Subby, you know what you are?!
2014-06-25 08:23:53 AM  
2 votes:
...known as The Rat
2014-06-25 12:08:23 PM  
1 vote:
2014-06-25 11:22:43 AM  
1 vote:

Fissile: He had all the best lines in that movie.

"Hurrah! Hurrah for the Confederacy! HURRAH! Down with General Grant! Hurrah for General... What's his name? Lee! LEE! Ha ha. God is with us because he hates the Yanks too. HURRAH!"

"You want to know who you are? Huh? You want to know who's son you are? You don't, I do, everybody does... you're the son of a thousand fathers, all bastards like you. "

"You never had a rope around your neck. Well, I'm going to tell you something. When that rope starts to pull tight, you can feel the Devil bite your ass."

 "You became a priest because you were too much of a coward to do what I do."

"I get dressed, I kill him and be right back."


I always like this line:

Tuco: [tied up and laying on the porch of the sheriff's office, after being dumped there by Blondie as he walks in to collect his bounty money... then, the sheriff walk out] Who the hell is that? One bastard goes in, another comes out!
2014-06-25 10:33:07 AM  
1 vote:
When a man with a SAG card meets a man with a scythe, the man with a SAG card is a dead man.
2014-06-25 10:31:43 AM  
1 vote:
www.hotflick.net

It's not a bad run at all when you're in your 90's and you get to share a swimming pool in close proximity to Kate.
2014-06-25 10:19:31 AM  
1 vote:

www.movieactors.com

RIP Eli Wallach

2014-06-25 10:18:37 AM  
1 vote:
Will be buried in a grave marked "Unknown", right beside Arch Stanton.

RIP, actor man
2014-06-25 09:54:54 AM  
1 vote:

Hack Patooey: ...wanted in 14 counties of this state, the condemned is found guilty of the crimes of murder, armed robbery of citizens, state banks and post offices, the theft of sacred objects, arson in a state prison, perjury, bigamy, deserting his wife and children, inciting prostitution, kidnapping, extortion, receiving stolen goods, selling stolen goods, passing counterfeit money, and, contrary to the laws of this state, the condemned is guilty of using marked cards...



Later...


...wanted in fifteen counties of this state, the condemned standing before us... sitting before us... Tuco Benedicto Pacifico Juan Maria Ramirez has been found guilty by the third district circuit court of the following crimes: Murder, assaulting a justice of the peace, raping a virgin of the white race, statuatory rape of a minor of the black race... derailing a train in order to rob the passengers, bank robbery, highway robbery, robbing an unknown number of Post  Offices, breaking out of the state prison, using marked cards and loaded dice, promoting prostitution, blackmail, intention of selling fugitive slaves, and counterfeiting. Crimes against  places of high authority include burning down the courthouse and sheriff's office in Sonora. The accused is also guilty of cattle rustling, horse thievery, supplying Indians with firearms... misrepresenting himself as a Mexican General, unlawfully drawing salarly and living allowances from the Union Army. For all these crimes the accused has made a full and spontaneous confession. Therefore we condemn him to be hung by the neck until dead... may the lord have mercy on his soul... proceed."
2014-06-25 09:53:00 AM  
1 vote:

Rixel: Stupid paywall......Okay, was it Abe Vigoda?  It was Abe Vigoda, wasn't it?


Hell with it.....

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                                                                                           R.I.P DREAD PIRATE TUCO
2014-06-25 09:50:55 AM  
1 vote:
Paywalls are like God's condoms.
2014-06-25 09:49:25 AM  
1 vote:
He invented the cotton gin you know.
2014-06-25 09:44:03 AM  
1 vote:
"BLONDIEEEE!!!!!  YOU SONOFABIIIIIIIIII......"

RIP
2014-06-25 09:08:08 AM  
1 vote:
I take it that a certain Blondie sharpshooter missed the rope?
 
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