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(Variety)   RIP Tuco Benedicto Pacifico Juan Maria Ramirez   (variety.com) divider line 153
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2014-06-25 08:23:53 AM
...known as The Rat
 
2014-06-25 09:01:48 AM
One of my favorite of his later works was his appearance as an old comedy writer on Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip.
 
2014-06-25 09:08:08 AM
I take it that a certain Blondie sharpshooter missed the rope?
 
2014-06-25 09:41:49 AM
When you have to shoot, shoot. Don't talk.
 
2014-06-25 09:43:29 AM
BLONDIE !
 
2014-06-25 09:43:47 AM
Uhh.. paywall?
 
2014-06-25 09:43:58 AM
Thanks, subby, for pointing me to a paywall. Idiot.
 
2014-06-25 09:44:03 AM
"BLONDIEEEE!!!!!  YOU SONOFABIIIIIIIIII......"

RIP
 
2014-06-25 09:44:12 AM

Langston: ...known as The Rat


May god have mercy on his soul.  Next case

(is it a sign of my age that I first knew that as the break in a Big Audio Dynamite song, and only later saw the movie for the first time?)
 
2014-06-25 09:44:19 AM
I was literally discussing The Good the Bad & the Ugly with someone yesterday, talking about how Eli Wallach was still alive.

This is so weird.

He had a very cool cameo in Mystic River.
 
2014-06-25 09:44:23 AM
"When you have to shoot, shoot. Don't talk." - words of wisdom.

And here's a non-NYT, no-login-required link.


*leaves thread before RIP-tards arrive*
 
2014-06-25 09:44:35 AM
i1.wp.com
 
2014-06-25 09:45:35 AM
With that headline I'm looking forward to hundreds of RIP meme posts.
 
2014-06-25 09:45:56 AM
I like big fat men like you. When they fall they make more noise. And sometimes they don't get up.
 
2014-06-25 09:45:58 AM
Two kinds of men in this world, those with guns and those that dig, you dig.
 
2014-06-25 09:47:22 AM

dualplains: Uhh.. paywall?


lenfromak: Thanks, subby, for pointing me to a paywall. Idiot.


The New York Times is notorious for this.  And, it seems like it's completely random.

:/  Can't really blame subby for being one of the lucky ones not hit with the paywall.
 
2014-06-25 09:48:21 AM
Stupid paywall......Okay, was it Abe Vigoda?  It was Abe Vigoda, wasn't it?
 
2014-06-25 09:49:25 AM
He invented the cotton gin you know.
 
2014-06-25 09:49:31 AM
...wanted in 14 counties of this state, the condemned is found guilty of the crimes of murder, armed robbery of citizens, state banks and post offices, the theft of sacred objects, arson in a state prison, perjury, bigamy, deserting his wife and children, inciting prostitution, kidnapping, extortion, receiving stolen goods, selling stolen goods, passing counterfeit money, and, contrary to the laws of this state, the condemned is guilty of using marked cards...
 
2014-06-25 09:50:31 AM

Englebert Slaptyback: "When you have to shoot, shoot. Don't talk." - words of wisdom.

And here's a non-NYT, no-login-required link.


*leaves thread before RIP-tards arrive*


Ah, thanks.
 
2014-06-25 09:50:35 AM
If it's Tuco from breaking bad my wife will be heartbroken. She loved him on The Closer and Major Crimes.

*checks the google*

WHEW.

Crisis averted.
 
2014-06-25 09:50:55 AM
Paywalls are like God's condoms.
 
2014-06-25 09:52:53 AM

lenfromak: Thanks, subby, for pointing me to a paywall. Idiot.


This!
dpoisn.com


How the FARK did this get a greenlight?!
 
2014-06-25 09:53:00 AM

Rixel: Stupid paywall......Okay, was it Abe Vigoda?  It was Abe Vigoda, wasn't it?


Hell with it.....

images.starpulse.com

                                                                                           R.I.P DREAD PIRATE TUCO
 
2014-06-25 09:53:14 AM
R.I.P. Tuco Salamanca...  Walter White sends his regards

cdn.stripersonline.com
 
2014-06-25 09:54:20 AM

i236.photobucket.com

RIP Arnold Schwarzenegger

 
2014-06-25 09:54:21 AM
Please log in...

www.city-data.com
 
2014-06-25 09:54:49 AM
cbssports.com

RIP ELI

 
2014-06-25 09:54:54 AM

Hack Patooey: ...wanted in 14 counties of this state, the condemned is found guilty of the crimes of murder, armed robbery of citizens, state banks and post offices, the theft of sacred objects, arson in a state prison, perjury, bigamy, deserting his wife and children, inciting prostitution, kidnapping, extortion, receiving stolen goods, selling stolen goods, passing counterfeit money, and, contrary to the laws of this state, the condemned is guilty of using marked cards...



Later...


...wanted in fifteen counties of this state, the condemned standing before us... sitting before us... Tuco Benedicto Pacifico Juan Maria Ramirez has been found guilty by the third district circuit court of the following crimes: Murder, assaulting a justice of the peace, raping a virgin of the white race, statuatory rape of a minor of the black race... derailing a train in order to rob the passengers, bank robbery, highway robbery, robbing an unknown number of Post  Offices, breaking out of the state prison, using marked cards and loaded dice, promoting prostitution, blackmail, intention of selling fugitive slaves, and counterfeiting. Crimes against  places of high authority include burning down the courthouse and sheriff's office in Sonora. The accused is also guilty of cattle rustling, horse thievery, supplying Indians with firearms... misrepresenting himself as a Mexican General, unlawfully drawing salarly and living allowances from the Union Army. For all these crimes the accused has made a full and spontaneous confession. Therefore we condemn him to be hung by the neck until dead... may the lord have mercy on his soul... proceed."
 
2014-06-25 09:55:11 AM
"If I get my hand on the two hundred thousand dollars, I'll always honor your memory. I swear."

Best spaghetti western evar!
 
2014-06-25 09:55:32 AM
img.fark.net

Will have to watch that movie again
 
2014-06-25 09:55:55 AM
Worst Tuco Tuesday ever!
 
2014-06-25 09:56:03 AM
www.niemanlab.org
 
2014-06-25 09:57:04 AM

RexTalionis: One of my favorite of his later works was his appearance as an old comedy writer on Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip.


That was great.

98, Hell of a long life, good on him.
 
2014-06-25 09:57:20 AM
'Don't die blondie, don't die like that pig.'
 
2014-06-25 09:57:34 AM
On a serious note, prints available by my pal Ron Domingue...  static.squarespace.com

Ron's website
 
2014-06-25 09:57:40 AM

Texas Gabe: He invented the cotton gin you know.


No no no, that was James Watt. Eli Wallach invented the patent crop rotator. Crop rotation in the 14th century was considerably more widespread afterward.
 
2014-06-25 09:58:05 AM

Rixel: Rixel: Stupid paywall......Okay, was it Abe Vigoda?  It was Abe Vigoda, wasn't it?

Hell with it.....

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                                                                                           R.I.P DREAD PIRATE TUCO


That's not a pirate ship. That's the rebel flagship.
 
2014-06-25 09:58:36 AM
sabr.org

RIP TIM WALLACH

 
2014-06-25 09:58:52 AM
Great role, great character actor.
 
2014-06-25 09:58:55 AM
Must of ate a bad cannoli?
 
2014-06-25 09:59:03 AM
You Forget Bill Carson
 
2014-06-25 09:59:35 AM
www.hogdb.com
 
2014-06-25 10:02:02 AM
RIP, Reliable Potluck.
 
2014-06-25 10:02:42 AM
Feh. He was the epitome of character actors. He'll be missed.
 
2014-06-25 10:03:57 AM
He was great in 'Baby Doll'.
www.acidemic.com
Be careful. That movie might give you a boner.
www.berkeleyside.comi171.photobucket.comi171.photobucket.com
 
2014-06-25 10:04:53 AM
RIP Leon B. Little
 
2014-06-25 10:05:56 AM

FormlessOne: Feh. He was the epitome of character actors. He'll be missed.


He was a good actor.
He wasn't a bad actor.
He was famous for playing ugly guys.
 
2014-06-25 10:08:29 AM

plecos: [img.fark.net image 244x160]

Will have to watch that movie again


See if you can get the new extended version that's floating around.
 
2014-06-25 10:11:52 AM
 
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