Because People in power are Stupid: Blood is thicker than water, but ejaculate is thicker than blood.
Walker: But what about bros before hoes?
Crass and Jaded Mother Farker: Please be from a northern State, please be from a northern State...'clicks link'Whew...
freetomato: The brother:[fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net image 315x448]Yeah, I'd need to be on some seriously hard drugs to do this guy.
freetomato: The brother:Yeah, I'd need to be on some seriously hard drugs to do this guy.
ReapTheChaos: If my brother wanted to fark my ex-wife I'd feel sorry for him and get him counselling, not kill him.
Nina_Hartley's_Ass: Nothing to see here, just another gun incident that has nothing to do with penises.
frepnog: Walker: But what about bros before hoes?bullshiat that guys came up with to try and still be friends after one of them farked one of their women.because it is, was, and always will be "when it comes to pussy, I ain't got no friends".
joeshill: So I've never really understood the concept of killing the person who you catch having sex with your spouse.I mean the person you are shooting is not the one who betrayed a vow. It's the spouse who pledged to forsake all others, and then turned their back on that promise. Shouldn't the anger be directed towards them?If you really look at it, the guy you catch banging your woman has done you a service by pointing out to you that she cannot be trusted, and by giving you a reason to get out of the marriage and probably the prenup. You should be saying, "Thanks guy. I owe you one. If I can ever bang a cheating whore of a wife for you, just let me know. Beer?"(I know. Not a time for rational thought...)
Resident Muslim: Crass and Jaded Mother Farker: Please be from a northern State, please be from a northern State...'clicks link'Whew...I glanced at the tag, then stared at it again for a few seconds, half expecting it to change to Florida under my gaze.
Milk D: How has nobody noticed the roommates name yet?[img1.wikia.nocookie.net image 500x378]
IamSoSmart_S_M_R_T: Hey, I'm a somebody, pal!
Milk D: IamSoSmart_S_M_R_T: Hey, I'm a somebody, pal!well done. my apologies. I AM trying to eat lunch here, though.
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