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(AZCentral)   Bad: You find out your ex-wife is selling her body. Worse: In exchange for drugs. Total Fark: With your brother   (azcentral.com ) divider line
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2014-06-25 10:26:19 AM  
Dude, did you really need to shoot him dead? That was your brother. Blood is thicker than water pussy.
 
2014-06-25 10:48:53 AM  
A Peoria man, after learning his ex-wife was reportedly trading sexual favors for drugs with his brother, fatally shot his sibling on Saturday afternoon, according to police records obtained Tuesday.

Just let it go, man.
 
2014-06-25 11:24:05 AM  
Blood is thicker than water, but ejaculate is thicker than blood.
 
2014-06-25 11:51:55 AM  

Because People in power are Stupid: Blood is thicker than water, but ejaculate is thicker than blood.


But what about bros before hoes?
 
2014-06-25 11:59:02 AM  

Walker: But what about bros before hoes?


bullshiat that guys came up with to try and still be friends after one of them farked one of their women.

because it is, was, and always will be "when it comes to pussy, I ain't got no friends".
 
2014-06-25 11:59:10 AM  
The Aristocrats!
 
2014-06-25 12:02:21 PM  
It almost sounded like the older brother did the younger a favor - until ya know, it was revealed the ex was steeling the youngers stuff and giving it to the elder for dope.
 
2014-06-25 12:03:05 PM  
Please be from a northern State, please be from a northern State...

'clicks link'

Whew...
 
2014-06-25 12:05:32 PM  

Crass and Jaded Mother Farker: Please be from a northern State, please be from a northern State...

'clicks link'

Whew...


Oops, sorry, not that Peoria.

wildonewithin.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-06-25 12:06:00 PM  
The so-called Friends and Family Discount can backfire.
 
2014-06-25 12:06:57 PM  
I aint saying he shoulda killed him, but I understand.

/Chris Rock
 
2014-06-25 12:10:00 PM  
The brother:

fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net
Yeah, I'd need to be on some seriously hard drugs to do this guy.
 
2014-06-25 12:10:29 PM  
I'm thinking she was getting boned by the brother long before she left him, and he just found out.
/classy lady
 
2014-06-25 12:11:09 PM  
If my brother wanted to fark my ex-wife I'd feel sorry for him and get him counselling, not kill him.
 
2014-06-25 12:13:46 PM  
Well, that mugshot clearly says, "Oh shiat, what have I done"
 
2014-06-25 12:14:35 PM  

freetomato: The brother:

[fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net image 315x448]
Yeah, I'd need to be on some seriously hard drugs to do this guy.


So you are saying he had a chance.
 
2014-06-25 12:14:46 PM  
Two deep thoughts from a tree:

1) thanksgiving is going to be really awkward.
2) now that he's in jail, she's going to steal the rest of his stuff

Bonus thought: why do meth addicts so often share the same style of hair and goatee? Is it so they can identify each other, like cops?
 
2014-06-25 12:17:55 PM  

freetomato: The brother:


Yeah, I'd need to be on some seriously hard drugs to do this guy.


In guessing most of us would feel the same way about her.
 
2014-06-25 12:19:04 PM  
Whatever he can have my sloppy seconds if he wants to.
 
2014-06-25 12:26:58 PM  
Walker:  But what about bros before hoes?

I'm guessing that was his plan, the ho probably would have been next if it wasn't for those meddling cops
 
2014-06-25 12:31:46 PM  
Nothing to see here, just another gun incident that has nothing to do with penises.
 
2014-06-25 12:33:16 PM  
Rooooooooooooxanne
 
2014-06-25 12:35:24 PM  
I guess he doesn't understand the concept of ex-pussy. Someone will teach him in the joint -- just after the salad tossing class.
 
2014-06-25 12:35:26 PM  

ReapTheChaos: If my brother wanted to fark my ex-wife I'd feel sorry for him and get him counselling, not kill him.


If my brother hooked up with my ex fiance I would just laugh and tell him to hide his wallet.
 
2014-06-25 12:35:30 PM  
Only in Arizona - The Florida of the West.™
 
2014-06-25 12:38:39 PM  
Just like Cain and Abel only without the biblical repercussions.
 
2014-06-25 12:43:34 PM  
Is there an Arizona version of Banjo music?   Something Tejano?
 
2014-06-25 12:45:52 PM  

Nina_Hartley's_Ass: Nothing to see here, just another gun incident that has nothing to do with penises.


Yes. People would stop getting irrationally angry at relatives over their trading sex for drugs with their exes if only guns were illegal. Just like AIDS wouldn't be an issue if we cured pnemonia.
 
2014-06-25 12:47:29 PM  
Is not Illinois the first economy Obama put his fingreprints on?  I'm just saying:)
 
2014-06-25 12:48:43 PM  
Every one of those people sounds trashier than the next.
 
2014-06-25 12:49:52 PM  
Yeah, I'd need to be on some seriously hard drugs to do this guy.

Yeah, drugs could help with that, but while he's obese he still looks better than the brother in the mugshot to me.

That's probably because it's a mugshot though.
 
2014-06-25 12:50:14 PM  
So, wait... my brother is selling himself for drugs too, subby?  Because that kind of bothers me more than whatever my ex is getting up to.

/DNRTFA
 
2014-06-25 12:50:54 PM  

Nina_Hartley's_Ass: Nothing to see here, just another gun incident that has nothing to do with penises.


Ssssshhh!  We don't want to have to hear about that so-called "law" that someone keeps trying to make "happen".
 
2014-06-25 12:52:27 PM  
FTA: McGonigle said Matthew Wasar had been living with him since June 19 because he was hiding from his brother, police records indicate.

McGonigle could've worked the case, if it wasn't for his stupid chief!
 
2014-06-25 12:55:59 PM  
So I've never really understood the concept of killing the person who you catch having sex with your spouse.

I mean the person you are shooting is not the one who betrayed a vow.  It's the spouse who pledged to forsake all others, and then turned their back on that promise.    Shouldn't the anger be directed towards them?

If you really look at it, the guy you catch banging your woman has done you a service by pointing out to you that she cannot be trusted, and by giving you a reason to get out of the marriage and probably the prenup.    You should be saying, "Thanks guy.   I owe you one.  If I can ever bang a cheating whore of a wife for you, just let me know.   Beer?"

(I know.  Not a time for rational thought...)
 
2014-06-25 12:57:36 PM  

Crass and Jaded Mother Farker: Please be from a northern State, please be from a northern State...

'clicks link'

Whew...


I glanced at the tag, then stared at it again for a few seconds, half expecting it to change to Florida under my gaze.
 
2014-06-25 12:58:14 PM  

frepnog: Walker: But what about bros before hoes?

bullshiat that guys came up with to try and still be friends after one of them farked one of their women.

because it is, was, and always will be "when it comes to pussy, I ain't got no friends".


damn straight.
 
2014-06-25 12:59:21 PM  
How has nobody noticed the roommates name yet?


img1.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2014-06-25 01:00:12 PM  

joeshill: So I've never really understood the concept of killing the person who you catch having sex with your spouse.

I mean the person you are shooting is not the one who betrayed a vow.  It's the spouse who pledged to forsake all others, and then turned their back on that promise.    Shouldn't the anger be directed towards them?

If you really look at it, the guy you catch banging your woman has done you a service by pointing out to you that she cannot be trusted, and by giving you a reason to get out of the marriage and probably the prenup.    You should be saying, "Thanks guy.   I owe you one.  If I can ever bang a cheating whore of a wife for you, just let me know.   Beer?"

(I know.  Not a time for rational thought...)


She was his ex-wife and ,so, no longer his spouse. If my ex-wife wants to be a filthy drug whore, what do I care? But trailer trash can't look at things this way, which is why so many of them eventually start looking at the world and seeing bars in the foreground.
 
2014-06-25 01:03:04 PM  
She's your EX wife, someone else's problem.
 
2014-06-25 01:03:37 PM  

Resident Muslim: Crass and Jaded Mother Farker: Please be from a northern State, please be from a northern State...

'clicks link'

Whew...

I glanced at the tag, then stared at it again for a few seconds, half expecting it to change to Florida under my gaze.


The article has so much human fail in it that it deserves a better headline and tag but there isn't one appropriate.  The closest i've seen the last few days is ' *insert state here* would like to have a Florida tag'.  it's the only one appropriate.
 
2014-06-25 01:05:45 PM  

Milk D: How has nobody noticed the roommates name yet?


[img1.wikia.nocookie.net image 500x378]


Hey, I'm a somebody, pal!
 
2014-06-25 01:06:27 PM  

ReapTheChaos: If my brother wanted to fark my ex-wife I'd feel sorry for him and get him counselling, not kill him.


THIS. If I had a brother, I wouldn't wish my ex on him. I love family members too much for that.

Of course, I haven't even seen or heard from my ex since shortly before the divorce was final, so it boggles me when people maintain continuing relationships with the person they took LEGAL MEASURES to get away from.
 
2014-06-25 01:08:44 PM  
My ex wife is seeing the Devil for lessons on how to become more evil. I'm not sure what she's charging him, though.


/stolen shamelessly
 
2014-06-25 01:10:58 PM  

IamSoSmart_S_M_R_T: Hey, I'm a somebody, pal!


well done.  my apologies.  I AM trying to eat lunch here, though.
 
2014-06-25 01:15:01 PM  

Milk D: IamSoSmart_S_M_R_T: Hey, I'm a somebody, pal!

well done.  my apologies.  I AM trying to eat lunch here, though.


Poor Billy.
 
2014-06-25 01:16:41 PM  
lotta reason's to kill an ex, but drugs ain't one of them.
 
2014-06-25 01:19:30 PM  

freetomato: The brother:

[fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net image 315x448]
Yeah, I'd need to be on some seriously hard drugs to do this guy.


Baby, back in the day, that's what drugs were FOR.
 
2014-06-25 01:32:39 PM  

ReapTheChaos: If my brother wanted to fark my ex-wife I'd feel sorry for him and get him counselling, not kill him.


So much of this. Ugh.
 
2014-06-25 01:32:55 PM  

freetomato: The brother:

[fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net image 315x448]
Yeah, I'd need to be on some seriously hard drugs to do this guy.


*Ahem*

This is the ex-wife

mugshots-directory.com
 
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