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(KFOR Oklahoma City)   You have a fake lottery ticket and get turned away twice trying to cash it in, so what do you do? You take it straight to lottery headquarters and try again   (kfor.com) divider line 7
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2014-06-25 08:52:55 AM  
1 votes:

AverageAmericanGuy: It isn't a lie if you believe it.



That's Republican thinking!
2014-06-25 08:12:16 AM  
1 votes:
I'm gonna go out on a limb here, but I suspect that meth is involved. Meth has extraordinarily high amount of the element Stupidtonium.
2014-06-25 08:05:25 AM  
1 votes:
The suspect claimed he found the altered ticket at a Wal-Mart.

This sounds like a prank I would never, ever do. Ever. And I certainly wouldn't laugh at it.
2014-06-25 08:04:25 AM  
1 votes:
I worked with a colleague whose son got put in jail for stealing a box of UNREGISTERED lottery tickets and then trying to redeem the winners. Almost as stupid as this guy taking an obvious forgery to the lottery commission.
2014-06-25 05:56:03 AM  
1 votes:
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/I ANT WON JAK A LOT FROM THE SQUATTERY THE LOTTERYS SHOULD BE THE JACK SQUATTERY CAUSE I AYNT JACK SQUATTING A LOT Y THEY SHOULD RENAME THE LOTTERY TO THE JACK SQUATTERY CAUSE THAT'S ALL I EVER WIN IN IT!!!!!
2014-06-25 04:43:18 AM  
1 votes:
"[W]e've got an obligation to protect the integrity of the lottery," said Redburn.

Heh, good one. Now tell us the one about the jackpot winner who actually collected the advertised prize. Or the one about how it supplements school funding instead of replacing it. It's been too long since I read a good fairy tale.
2014-06-24 11:42:02 PM  
1 votes:
Third time's a charm ... for the state penal system.
 
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