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(KTVQ Billings)   Montana woman slices her husband's throat after threatening to "cut him up" for peeing on the floor, then gives him a bottle of whiskey. But the mugshot is even better   (ktvq.com) divider line 26
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2014-06-25 12:04:01 AM
4 votes:
Old pee story:

Eons ago I agreed to spend a night with my ex-wife in Patpong (Bangkok's sex district) because my she grew up in Malaysia and she wanted me to see what all the hubub was about.  I remember being supremely unimpressed at the beginning of the evening because literally everything was a money chase - you'd get swamped the minute you spent any money at all.  And since we weren't looking for "company" it got boring after about 45 minutes.  But we were making our way through all the bars and clubs with a group of friends and right about 10:30pm my memory just flat out stopped.  I still maintain I got a drugged drink or bad liquor from somewhere, but I was out.  Don't remember a thing.  But my ex-wife does.

I was so out of it she took me back to the hotel at 11:30 when it was obvious I was done, and I rewarded her at 3am by getting up and peeing all over the bed, floor, and headboard, despite her attempts to get me to stop or at least turn around.  When I woke up the next morning I was in the middle of the floor with a wet back and she was asleep in the bathroom tub with all of the spare pillows and spare blankets from the closet creating a makeshift mattress.  I also had a splitting headache and a split lip, so I woke her up.

ME: "What happened to my lip?"
HER: "You wouldn't stop peeing on the bed, so I thought if I slapped you it would make you stop."
ME: "I was peeing on the bed? How farking hard did you slap me?"
HER: "The slap didn't stop you, so I punched you instead.  But that didn't stop you, either. And your teeth really farked up my hand."
ME: "Why does the back of my head hurt?"
HER "Because you slipped on your piss and fell on the floor.  You weren't peeing anymore so I went to sleep in the bathroom.  We have to find a doctor for my hand."

We did find a doctor for her hand, which didn't need stitches.  My lip needed two, and something in the back of my head still thinks she hit me with something else after her first punch.  But I don't remember.

Thailand:  when you absolutely must take home stories you can't tell your family.
2014-06-24 11:18:16 PM
3 votes:
DAMN that's a rough 52 years.
2014-06-25 09:19:07 AM
2 votes:
The guy keeps peeing on the bedroom floor!?!?!?!?! She probably had to always clean up after him. I'm sure that loser would probably just leave it there and the room would stink.

fark him, he deserves to be cut.
2014-06-25 05:53:20 AM
2 votes:
3.bp.blogspot.com

/first thought
2014-06-25 05:04:25 AM
2 votes:
Reminds me of an old Tales From the Crypt episode starring Ed Begley Jr. where(I think, since I haven't seen said episode since it aired) a traveling salesman was forced to bone a hideous, foul, woeful farmer's daughter in order to keep his life--he ended up being killed anyhow.
2014-06-25 04:42:15 AM
2 votes:
www.schnittberichte.com
www.inpapasbasement.com
2014-06-24 10:42:04 PM
2 votes:
That's a handsome woman. I wonder how her husband lasted so long before he sliced his own throat to escape the misery.
2014-06-25 10:42:53 AM
1 votes:
Isn't a bottle of whiskey a fair trade for a cut throat where they come from?
2014-06-25 10:25:24 AM
1 votes:
Does this mean we should  probably drink less so we don't look awfull in 20 years, else people on the internet will mock our haggard face and hard features?
2014-06-25 09:54:21 AM
1 votes:
This is what magazine covers look like before they start airbrushing
2014-06-25 08:15:33 AM
1 votes:

make me some tea: DAMN that's a rough 52 years.


Yeah, but if you look (really) hard, you can see the cute 21 year old still in there, wondering how it all happened.
2014-06-25 07:37:12 AM
1 votes:

Lsherm: Old pee story:

Eons ago I agreed to spend a night with my ex-wife in Patpong (Bangkok's sex district) because my she grew up in Malaysia and she wanted me to see what all the hubub was about. . . . .


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2014-06-25 07:37:11 AM
1 votes:

shortdarkandmeh: Lsherm: Old pee story:

Eons ago I agreed to spend a night with my ex-wife in Patpong (Bangkok's sex district) because my she grew up in Malaysia and she wanted me to see what all the hubub was about.  I remember being supremely unimpressed at the beginning of the evening because literally everything was a money chase - you'd get swamped the minute you spent any money at all.  And since we weren't looking for "company" it got boring after about 45 minutes.  But we were making our way through all the bars and clubs with a group of friends and right about 10:30pm my memory just flat out stopped.  I still maintain I got a drugged drink or bad liquor from somewhere, but I was out.  Don't remember a thing.  But my ex-wife does.

I was so out of it she took me back to the hotel at 11:30 when it was obvious I was done, and I rewarded her at 3am by getting up and peeing all over the bed, floor, and headboard, despite her attempts to get me to stop or at least turn around.  When I woke up the next morning I was in the middle of the floor with a wet back and she was asleep in the bathroom tub with all of the spare pillows and spare blankets from the closet creating a makeshift mattress.  I also had a splitting headache and a split lip, so I woke her up.

ME: "What happened to my lip?"
HER: "You wouldn't stop peeing on the bed, so I thought if I slapped you it would make you stop."
ME: "I was peeing on the bed? How farking hard did you slap me?"
HER: "The slap didn't stop you, so I punched you instead.  But that didn't stop you, either. And your teeth really farked up my hand."
ME: "Why does the back of my head hurt?"
HER "Because you slipped on your piss and fell on the floor.  You weren't peeing anymore so I went to sleep in the bathroom.  We have to find a doctor for my hand."

We did find a doctor for her hand, which didn't need stitches.  My lip needed two, and something in the back of my head still thinks she hit me with something else after her first punch.  But I don't remembe ...

Did it make you humble?


I was going to suggest he go back to his bars.... His temples... His massage parlors.

/the city had him
2014-06-25 06:58:26 AM
1 votes:
A face is not a throat.
2014-06-25 06:48:47 AM
1 votes:
Took me a while to place her family line.

gallery.guetech.org

But that's not quite right.  It's like someone squished her head from the sides, elongating it.  It's like someone photoshopped her, replicating about 3" if extra head between her ear and her face.
2014-06-25 06:43:56 AM
1 votes:
Emaciated, bad skin, stringy hair and hollow eyes. You get a lot of those in health food stores.
2014-06-25 06:06:20 AM
1 votes:
www.weeatfilms.com
2014-06-25 05:51:26 AM
1 votes:
img.fark.net
cdn.myfreakinears.com
2014-06-25 05:24:45 AM
1 votes:
when I think of Montana women, that's what I picture.
2014-06-25 05:09:35 AM
1 votes:

robohobo: Reminds me of an old Tales From the Crypt episode


same


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2014-06-25 04:21:53 AM
1 votes:

cryinoutloud: That's a handsome woman. I wonder how her husband lasted so long before he sliced his own throat to escape the misery.


ok bo derek was a 10, right?

and all the dating theories reckon that couples pretty much match up - 8's go with 8's etc

so this guy must be .... ?
2014-06-25 04:13:16 AM
1 votes:
www.reactionface.info
2014-06-25 01:59:21 AM
1 votes:

Methadone Girls: She's only 52? Ouch


There's a rich 52 and there is a poor 52
2014-06-24 11:55:08 PM
1 votes:
www.ktvq.com

s3.yimg.com

Separated  at birth?
2014-06-24 11:53:59 PM
1 votes:
When did the vulture fark that woman's mother?
2014-06-24 11:23:51 PM
1 votes:
There's no way the mugshot's bet-

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You win this round, subby
 
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