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(KTVQ Billings)   Montana woman slices her husband's throat after threatening to "cut him up" for peeing on the floor, then gives him a bottle of whiskey. But the mugshot is even better   (ktvq.com) divider line 109
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2014-06-25 07:47:36 AM  

shortdarkandmeh: Did it make you humble?


nice.

bars, temples... reclining Buddha.
 
2014-06-25 07:48:33 AM  

pedobearapproved: would not bone


Ok Studman69. That's what a real woman looks like, they're not all supermodels!
 
2014-06-25 07:49:47 AM  

Tetrazphere:


Came for Roytoy
 
2014-06-25 07:54:17 AM  
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cf.badassdigest.com
 
2014-06-25 08:15:33 AM  

make me some tea: DAMN that's a rough 52 years.


Yeah, but if you look (really) hard, you can see the cute 21 year old still in there, wondering how it all happened.
 
2014-06-25 08:16:37 AM  

Darth_Lukecash: Methadone Girls: She's only 52? Ouch

There's a rich 52 and there is a poor 52


And then there's That 52.
 
hej
2014-06-25 08:16:47 AM  
Looks like she was trying to do him a favor.
 
2014-06-25 08:18:52 AM  

mjjt: cryinoutloud: That's a handsome woman. I wonder how her husband lasted so long before he sliced his own throat to escape the misery.

ok bo derek was a 10, right?

and all the dating theories reckon that couples pretty much match up - 8's go with 8's etc

so this guy must be .... ?


-2?
 
2014-06-25 08:21:02 AM  

robohobo: Ed Begley Jr


Transylvania 6-5000
 
2014-06-25 08:29:00 AM  

log_jammin: when I think of Montana women, that's what I picture.


Hey hey HEY. That's not my real picture in my profile.
Actually Montana are just about as attractive, on average, as women anywhere else. And we're not as fat, either. Alaska women, now....

/JK, Alaska women
 
2014-06-25 08:30:17 AM  
throat, face, whatever.
 
2014-06-25 08:44:39 AM  
Don't call me a skank.
 
2014-06-25 08:46:38 AM  
From TFA's comments:  "If she was my wife I would slice my own throat."

I like that.
 
2014-06-25 08:46:39 AM  
Downs initially told officers her husband hurt himself. She then said her husband had been causing problems all day by urinating on the floor and lying to the cable company an an effort to obtain service.

Well, if she hadn't cut his throat, the cable company would have. You just don't lie to the cable company. When they find out, they'll come after you. You'll be lucky if they just cut you. Send you down to Argentina to weave coax cable for them in one of their torture factories. Spend all day weaving copper shielding and if you don't turn in 30 perfect yards, no bread or water.

My uncle stole Skinemax from them. They were ticked about that but then he tried to tell them "it was Customer Service's fault" they just lost it. The cable company stands behind their CS people and have the phone records to back it up. A quick check showed that uncle was lying. Didn't see him again for two years. Now, even in his sleep, he acts like he's weaving copper. Wakes up and his fingers are all bloody. Weird.
 
2014-06-25 09:01:06 AM  
"I'LL SWALLOW YOUR SOUL!"
 
2014-06-25 09:06:16 AM  
Sounds like a 68 yro man is starting to have trouble with his aim, and this isn't the first time she attacked him.  It may be the first time he had solid proof of her abusing him and she had no way of her making it sound like self defense.  He got lucky, her face looks beaten, permanently.
 
2014-06-25 09:19:07 AM  
The guy keeps peeing on the bedroom floor!?!?!?!?! She probably had to always clean up after him. I'm sure that loser would probably just leave it there and the room would stink.

fark him, he deserves to be cut.
 
2014-06-25 09:22:37 AM  
Oh........dear.
 
2014-06-25 09:23:17 AM  
The skank methhead from the first (and second?) season(s) of Breaking Bad comes to mind. Maybe next time she'll crush her husbands head with an ATM machine.
 
2014-06-25 09:32:12 AM  
This is what you look like at 52 after drinking for your entire life. Half of the people in Montana look like that.
 
2014-06-25 09:33:34 AM  
She had a bet with her sister who's a little bit dumb, she could prove it any time that all men were scum (probably because they pee on the bathroom floor).
 
2014-06-25 09:42:55 AM  

robohobo: Reminds me of an old Tales From the Crypt episode starring Ed Begley Jr. where(I think, since I haven't seen said episode since it aired) a traveling salesman was forced to bone a hideous, foul, woeful farmer's daughter in order to keep his life--he ended up being killed anyhow.


And Tim Curry was the daughter (and the ma and the pa!) Good call!
 
2014-06-25 09:44:56 AM  

MutantMotherMouse: Lsherm: Old pee story:

Eons ago I agreed to spend a night with my ex-wife in Patpong (Bangkok's sex district) because my she grew up in Malaysia and she wanted me to see what all the hubub was about.  I remember being supremely unimpressed at the beginning of the evening because literally everything was a money chase - you'd get swamped the minute you spent any money at all.  And since we weren't looking for "company" it got boring after about 45 minutes.  But we were making our way through all the bars and clubs with a group of friends and right about 10:30pm my memory just flat out stopped.  I still maintain I got a drugged drink or bad liquor from somewhere, but I was out.  Don't remember a thing.  But my ex-wife does.

I was so out of it she took me back to the hotel at 11:30 when it was obvious I was done, and I rewarded her at 3am by getting up and peeing all over the bed, floor, and headboard, despite her attempts to get me to stop or at least turn around.  When I woke up the next morning I was in the middle of the floor with a wet back and she was asleep in the bathroom tub with all of the spare pillows and spare blankets from the closet creating a makeshift mattress.  I also had a splitting headache and a split lip, so I woke her up.

ME: "What happened to my lip?"
HER: "You wouldn't stop peeing on the bed, so I thought if I slapped you it would make you stop."
ME: "I was peeing on the bed? How farking hard did you slap me?"
HER: "The slap didn't stop you, so I punched you instead.  But that didn't stop you, either. And your teeth really farked up my hand."
ME: "Why does the back of my head hurt?"
HER "Because you slipped on your piss and fell on the floor.  You weren't peeing anymore so I went to sleep in the bathroom.  We have to find a doctor for my hand."

We did find a doctor for her hand, which didn't need stitches.  My lip needed two, and something in the back of my head still thinks she hit me with something else after her first punch.  But I don't ...


You stayed in a hotel and called a cleaning service for urine? WTF man, that shiat is sterile and any simple cleaner can get rid of an odor it would leave behind.
 
2014-06-25 09:47:39 AM  
She looks like a very old, very tired Drucilla.
 
2014-06-25 09:49:58 AM  
Her knees are too sharp.  Would not hit.
 
2014-06-25 09:51:37 AM  
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2014-06-25 09:51:56 AM  

theknuckler_33: The skank methhead from the first (and second?) season(s) of Breaking Bad comes to mind. Maybe next time she'll crush her husbands head with an ATM machine.


"Ain't no skank."
img.fark.net
 
2014-06-25 09:54:21 AM  
This is what magazine covers look like before they start airbrushing
 
2014-06-25 09:55:26 AM  
Wow, my mom's got twenty years on that thing and still better looking.
 
2014-06-25 09:59:08 AM  
One word: Meth
 
gja
2014-06-25 10:04:02 AM  
YIKES. If (and this is utter conjecture because it would never happen) I was to be married to something like that having my throat slit would be sweet, sweet release from the living hell that would be my life at that point.

52? That would be a hard 82!
 
2014-06-25 10:07:27 AM  

Pista: [www.weeatfilms.com image 839x643]


Eek
Yeah, I said Eek
 
2014-06-25 10:08:59 AM  
Long term alcohol abuse will make you ugly and dysfunctional.  Film at 11.
 
2014-06-25 10:10:48 AM  

acaciaavenue: This is what you look like at 52 after drinking for your entire life. Half of the people in Montana look like that.


Pfft. You haven't lived in Montana in years. And I bet they drink just as hard where you are now. Alcoholism is pretty much a universal problem, no matter where you go. But thank goodness you left. More room for me.
 
2014-06-25 10:14:02 AM  
Man, Mick Mars is really lookin' better these days!
 
2014-06-25 10:14:51 AM  
That is eye bleach, eye ammonia, eye sulfuric acid, eye lye, all mixed up and administered both topically and intravenously....
 
2014-06-25 10:25:24 AM  
Does this mean we should  probably drink less so we don't look awfull in 20 years, else people on the internet will mock our haggard face and hard features?
 
2014-06-25 10:27:37 AM  

Epossumondas: robohobo: Reminds me of an old Tales From the Crypt episode starring Ed Begley Jr. where(I think, since I haven't seen said episode since it aired) a traveling salesman was forced to bone a hideous, foul, woeful farmer's daughter in order to keep his life--he ended up being killed anyhow.

And Tim Curry was the daughter (and the ma and the pa!) Good call!


I thought that was BS and then I looked it up.  Good Lord.  He was way hotter as Dr. Frank-n-Furter.
 
2014-06-25 10:29:21 AM  

Tetrazphere: [www.schnittberichte.com image 370x208]
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winnar, winnar
 
2014-06-25 10:34:31 AM  
i62.tinypic.com

Ellllliiiiiiiioooooooot
 
2014-06-25 10:36:19 AM  

ArkAngel: When did the vulture fark that woman's mother?


Right about....here.

2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-06-25 10:37:51 AM  
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2014-06-25 10:42:53 AM  
Isn't a bottle of whiskey a fair trade for a cut throat where they come from?
 
2014-06-25 11:06:39 AM  

deanis: You stayed in a hotel and called a cleaning service for urine? WTF man, that shiat is sterile and any simple cleaner can get rid of an odor it would leave behind.


Either our basic cleanliness standards are vastly different or you are assuming it was a sprinkle rather than the monsoon of a piss dump that he took in our hall. Apparently being a raging alcoholic is tough on the kidneys, because not only was it an inordinate amount -- it was a putrid green/brown color with a ungodly stench. My ex and the apologetic mutual friends who brought him over added vomit to the mix while trying to sop it up with towels. It was a scorching Atlanta night which helped nothing with the stench and running the AC just distributed it through the house. Yeah, I stayed in a hotel and called a cleaning service. Good times, good times.
 
2014-06-25 11:29:28 AM  
Distant relative maybe?

dejareviewer.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-06-25 11:34:06 AM  

MutantMotherMouse: deanis: You stayed in a hotel and called a cleaning service for urine? WTF man, that shiat is sterile and any simple cleaner can get rid of an odor it would leave behind.

Either our basic cleanliness standards are vastly different or you are assuming it was a sprinkle rather than the monsoon of a piss dump that he took in our hall. Apparently being a raging alcoholic is tough on the kidneys, because not only was it an inordinate amount -- it was a putrid green/brown color with a ungodly stench. My ex and the apologetic mutual friends who brought him over added vomit to the mix while trying to sop it up with towels. It was a scorching Atlanta night which helped nothing with the stench and running the AC just distributed it through the house. Yeah, I stayed in a hotel and called a cleaning service. Good times, good times.


Touche
 
2014-06-25 12:34:35 PM  
Meth. Not even once.
 
2014-06-25 01:21:49 PM  

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2014-06-25 01:49:25 PM  
Hey! Its Montana! You take what you can get!

Also... Its Montana! You make your own entertainment too!
 
2014-06-25 02:48:30 PM  

make me some tea: DAMN that's a rough 52 years.

 
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