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(KTVQ Billings)   Montana woman slices her husband's throat after threatening to "cut him up" for peeing on the floor, then gives him a bottle of whiskey. But the mugshot is even better   (ktvq.com) divider line 111
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2014-06-24 10:42:04 PM  
That's a handsome woman. I wonder how her husband lasted so long before he sliced his own throat to escape the misery.
 
2014-06-24 11:18:16 PM  
DAMN that's a rough 52 years.
 
2014-06-24 11:23:51 PM  
There's no way the mugshot's bet-

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You win this round, subby
 
2014-06-24 11:31:00 PM  
She's only 52? Ouch
 
2014-06-24 11:53:59 PM  
When did the vulture fark that woman's mother?
 
2014-06-24 11:55:08 PM  
www.ktvq.com

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Separated  at birth?
 
2014-06-24 11:56:01 PM  
She's been waiting for this moment...for all her life... Oh Lord..


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2014-06-25 12:02:11 AM  
What's whiskeys precious?
 
2014-06-25 12:04:01 AM  
Old pee story:

Eons ago I agreed to spend a night with my ex-wife in Patpong (Bangkok's sex district) because my she grew up in Malaysia and she wanted me to see what all the hubub was about.  I remember being supremely unimpressed at the beginning of the evening because literally everything was a money chase - you'd get swamped the minute you spent any money at all.  And since we weren't looking for "company" it got boring after about 45 minutes.  But we were making our way through all the bars and clubs with a group of friends and right about 10:30pm my memory just flat out stopped.  I still maintain I got a drugged drink or bad liquor from somewhere, but I was out.  Don't remember a thing.  But my ex-wife does.

I was so out of it she took me back to the hotel at 11:30 when it was obvious I was done, and I rewarded her at 3am by getting up and peeing all over the bed, floor, and headboard, despite her attempts to get me to stop or at least turn around.  When I woke up the next morning I was in the middle of the floor with a wet back and she was asleep in the bathroom tub with all of the spare pillows and spare blankets from the closet creating a makeshift mattress.  I also had a splitting headache and a split lip, so I woke her up.

ME: "What happened to my lip?"
HER: "You wouldn't stop peeing on the bed, so I thought if I slapped you it would make you stop."
ME: "I was peeing on the bed? How farking hard did you slap me?"
HER: "The slap didn't stop you, so I punched you instead.  But that didn't stop you, either. And your teeth really farked up my hand."
ME: "Why does the back of my head hurt?"
HER "Because you slipped on your piss and fell on the floor.  You weren't peeing anymore so I went to sleep in the bathroom.  We have to find a doctor for my hand."

We did find a doctor for her hand, which didn't need stitches.  My lip needed two, and something in the back of my head still thinks she hit me with something else after her first punch.  But I don't remember.

Thailand:  when you absolutely must take home stories you can't tell your family.
 
2014-06-25 01:59:21 AM  

Methadone Girls: She's only 52? Ouch


There's a rich 52 and there is a poor 52
 
2014-06-25 04:12:28 AM  

Lsherm: Old pee story:

Eons ago I agreed to spend a night with my ex-wife in Patpong (Bangkok's sex district) because my she grew up in Malaysia and she wanted me to see what all the hubub was about.  I remember being supremely unimpressed at the beginning of the evening because literally everything was a money chase - you'd get swamped the minute you spent any money at all.  And since we weren't looking for "company" it got boring after about 45 minutes.  But we were making our way through all the bars and clubs with a group of friends and right about 10:30pm my memory just flat out stopped.  I still maintain I got a drugged drink or bad liquor from somewhere, but I was out.  Don't remember a thing.  But my ex-wife does.

I was so out of it she took me back to the hotel at 11:30 when it was obvious I was done, and I rewarded her at 3am by getting up and peeing all over the bed, floor, and headboard, despite her attempts to get me to stop or at least turn around.  When I woke up the next morning I was in the middle of the floor with a wet back and she was asleep in the bathroom tub with all of the spare pillows and spare blankets from the closet creating a makeshift mattress.  I also had a splitting headache and a split lip, so I woke her up.

ME: "What happened to my lip?"
HER: "You wouldn't stop peeing on the bed, so I thought if I slapped you it would make you stop."
ME: "I was peeing on the bed? How farking hard did you slap me?"
HER: "The slap didn't stop you, so I punched you instead.  But that didn't stop you, either. And your teeth really farked up my hand."
ME: "Why does the back of my head hurt?"
HER "Because you slipped on your piss and fell on the floor.  You weren't peeing anymore so I went to sleep in the bathroom.  We have to find a doctor for my hand."

We did find a doctor for her hand, which didn't need stitches.  My lip needed two, and something in the back of my head still thinks she hit me with something else after her first punch.  But I don't remembe ...


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2014-06-25 04:13:16 AM  
www.reactionface.info
 
2014-06-25 04:18:35 AM  
Mom?
 
2014-06-25 04:21:53 AM  

cryinoutloud: That's a handsome woman. I wonder how her husband lasted so long before he sliced his own throat to escape the misery.


ok bo derek was a 10, right?

and all the dating theories reckon that couples pretty much match up - 8's go with 8's etc

so this guy must be .... ?
 
2014-06-25 04:28:05 AM  
"lying to the cable company an an effort to obtain service. "

img.fark.net
 
2014-06-25 04:33:16 AM  
Is this really a news story,

or is it some sort of viral marketing thing for "Kingpin 2: Electric Bowl-A-Loo"
 
2014-06-25 04:34:19 AM  
Oh Montana, (born in Deer Lodge)
 
2014-06-25 04:42:15 AM  
www.schnittberichte.com
www.inpapasbasement.com
 
2014-06-25 04:45:51 AM  
www.ktvq.com
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-06-25 04:48:49 AM  
Most people would pee their PANTS looking at that. Guess he got used enough to it to at least get his pants off before he peed, even if he didn't make it to the toilet.
 
2014-06-25 04:51:01 AM  
52 and still hot
 
2014-06-25 04:53:17 AM  
That meth is a helluva drug
 
2014-06-25 05:04:25 AM  
Reminds me of an old Tales From the Crypt episode starring Ed Begley Jr. where(I think, since I haven't seen said episode since it aired) a traveling salesman was forced to bone a hideous, foul, woeful farmer's daughter in order to keep his life--he ended up being killed anyhow.
 
2014-06-25 05:09:35 AM  

robohobo: Reminds me of an old Tales From the Crypt episode


same


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2014-06-25 05:15:40 AM  
That's Pennsyltucky in 30 years.
 
2014-06-25 05:24:45 AM  
when I think of Montana women, that's what I picture.
 
2014-06-25 05:25:29 AM  
Seriously, look at your GFs Mother! That's what she's gonna look like. Sadly the same thing holds for us guys too. Never thought about that didja?
 
2014-06-25 05:36:13 AM  
would not bone
 
2014-06-25 05:43:39 AM  

Trance750: [www.ktvq.com image 588x442]

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Separated  at birth?


Came for a picture of Gollum, leaving satisfied.  Thank you, Trance750.
 
2014-06-25 05:47:50 AM  

Lapdance: Seriously, look at your GFs Mother! That's what she's gonna look like. Sadly the same thing holds for us guys too. Never thought about that didja?


i guess you never thought of those of us who have great aging genes and take care of ourselves.

not all of us will be hunched over, looking rode hard and put away wet
 
2014-06-25 05:51:26 AM  
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cdn.myfreakinears.com
 
2014-06-25 05:53:20 AM  
3.bp.blogspot.com

/first thought
 
2014-06-25 06:01:21 AM  
I was thinking, well it would be a big problem for some idiot to be pissing on the floor. But the guy is 68 years old. Maybe he's just senile between the pissing on the floor and trying to get free cable service.

Or maybe he's also the father of one of my ex-roommates.
 
2014-06-25 06:06:20 AM  
www.weeatfilms.com
 
2014-06-25 06:27:04 AM  
He's gotta learn the art of wiping up after he micturates.
 
2014-06-25 06:28:00 AM  

Lsherm: Old pee story:

Eons ago I agreed to spend a night with my ex-wife in Patpong (Bangkok's sex district) because my she grew up in Malaysia and she wanted me to see what all the hubub was about.  I remember being supremely unimpressed at the beginning of the evening because literally everything was a money chase - you'd get swamped the minute you spent any money at all.  And since we weren't looking for "company" it got boring after about 45 minutes.  But we were making our way through all the bars and clubs with a group of friends and right about 10:30pm my memory just flat out stopped.  I still maintain I got a drugged drink or bad liquor from somewhere, but I was out.  Don't remember a thing.  But my ex-wife does.

I was so out of it she took me back to the hotel at 11:30 when it was obvious I was done, and I rewarded her at 3am by getting up and peeing all over the bed, floor, and headboard, despite her attempts to get me to stop or at least turn around.  When I woke up the next morning I was in the middle of the floor with a wet back and she was asleep in the bathroom tub with all of the spare pillows and spare blankets from the closet creating a makeshift mattress.  I also had a splitting headache and a split lip, so I woke her up.

ME: "What happened to my lip?"
HER: "You wouldn't stop peeing on the bed, so I thought if I slapped you it would make you stop."
ME: "I was peeing on the bed? How farking hard did you slap me?"
HER: "The slap didn't stop you, so I punched you instead.  But that didn't stop you, either. And your teeth really farked up my hand."
ME: "Why does the back of my head hurt?"
HER "Because you slipped on your piss and fell on the floor.  You weren't peeing anymore so I went to sleep in the bathroom.  We have to find a doctor for my hand."

We did find a doctor for her hand, which didn't need stitches.  My lip needed two, and something in the back of my head still thinks she hit me with something else after her first punch.  But I don't remembe ...


Did it make you humble?
 
2014-06-25 06:39:25 AM  

jillthornton: 52 and still hot


You just need a filled jerry can and a lighter
 
2014-06-25 06:40:45 AM  

Lsherm: Old pee story:

Eons ago I agreed to spend a night with my ex-wife in Patpong (Bangkok's sex district) because my she grew up in Malaysia and she wanted me to see what all the hubub was about....



LOL. Ok, it's your story you can tell it however you like.
 
2014-06-25 06:41:04 AM  
Has it really been that long since she crawled out of that TV screen?
 
2014-06-25 06:42:45 AM  
Don't stick your dick in dead.
 
2014-06-25 06:43:56 AM  
Emaciated, bad skin, stringy hair and hollow eyes. You get a lot of those in health food stores.
 
2014-06-25 06:48:47 AM  
Took me a while to place her family line.

gallery.guetech.org

But that's not quite right.  It's like someone squished her head from the sides, elongating it.  It's like someone photoshopped her, replicating about 3" if extra head between her ear and her face.
 
2014-06-25 06:58:26 AM  
A face is not a throat.
 
2014-06-25 07:17:29 AM  
She's British cute.
I'll bet she cooks like a Brit, too.
 
2014-06-25 07:22:31 AM  
Gawd Dang woman, take a bath or a shower.  OTOH there is no pic of the husband.  He's probably just as nasty.
 
2014-06-25 07:26:28 AM  
An officer said the man suffered a cut that was several inches long. The injury required a special facial surgery to repair, court records state.

Ooh, he gets the special facial surgery, not the everyday, run of the mill, crap facial surgery everyone else gets!
 
2014-06-25 07:31:56 AM  

Lsherm: Old pee story:

Eons ago I agreed to spend a night with my ex-wife in Patpong (Bangkok's sex district) because my she grew up in Malaysia and she wanted me to see what all the hubub was about.  I remember being supremely unimpressed at the beginning of the evening because literally everything was a money chase - you'd get swamped the minute you spent any money at all.  And since we weren't looking for "company" it got boring after about 45 minutes.  But we were making our way through all the bars and clubs with a group of friends and right about 10:30pm my memory just flat out stopped.  I still maintain I got a drugged drink or bad liquor from somewhere, but I was out.  Don't remember a thing.  But my ex-wife does.

I was so out of it she took me back to the hotel at 11:30 when it was obvious I was done, and I rewarded her at 3am by getting up and peeing all over the bed, floor, and headboard, despite her attempts to get me to stop or at least turn around.  When I woke up the next morning I was in the middle of the floor with a wet back and she was asleep in the bathroom tub with all of the spare pillows and spare blankets from the closet creating a makeshift mattress.  I also had a splitting headache and a split lip, so I woke her up.

ME: "What happened to my lip?"
HER: "You wouldn't stop peeing on the bed, so I thought if I slapped you it would make you stop."
ME: "I was peeing on the bed? How farking hard did you slap me?"
HER: "The slap didn't stop you, so I punched you instead.  But that didn't stop you, either. And your teeth really farked up my hand."
ME: "Why does the back of my head hurt?"
HER "Because you slipped on your piss and fell on the floor.  You weren't peeing anymore so I went to sleep in the bathroom.  We have to find a doctor for my hand."

We did find a doctor for her hand, which didn't need stitches.  My lip needed two, and something in the back of my head still thinks she hit me with something else after her first punch.  But I don't remember.

Thailand:  when you absolutely must take home stories you can't tell your family.


Your csb is way cooler than my css which is we had a housewarming party and specifically didn't invite the one friend who got wasted every time he was near alcohol. He showed up anyway with a small group of apologetic mutual friends, already wasted, passed out fairly quickly, and we were glad to let him sleep it off. Until we heard someone yelling at him and find him pissing his pants on the way to the bathroom. The smell cleared the house, he spent the night in jail (he became belligerent w/ all my freaking out on him), and we spent the night in a hotel. I made him hire and explain the situation to a carpet cleaning service the next day. Never saw him again after that.
 
2014-06-25 07:37:11 AM  

shortdarkandmeh: Lsherm: Old pee story:

Eons ago I agreed to spend a night with my ex-wife in Patpong (Bangkok's sex district) because my she grew up in Malaysia and she wanted me to see what all the hubub was about.  I remember being supremely unimpressed at the beginning of the evening because literally everything was a money chase - you'd get swamped the minute you spent any money at all.  And since we weren't looking for "company" it got boring after about 45 minutes.  But we were making our way through all the bars and clubs with a group of friends and right about 10:30pm my memory just flat out stopped.  I still maintain I got a drugged drink or bad liquor from somewhere, but I was out.  Don't remember a thing.  But my ex-wife does.

I was so out of it she took me back to the hotel at 11:30 when it was obvious I was done, and I rewarded her at 3am by getting up and peeing all over the bed, floor, and headboard, despite her attempts to get me to stop or at least turn around.  When I woke up the next morning I was in the middle of the floor with a wet back and she was asleep in the bathroom tub with all of the spare pillows and spare blankets from the closet creating a makeshift mattress.  I also had a splitting headache and a split lip, so I woke her up.

ME: "What happened to my lip?"
HER: "You wouldn't stop peeing on the bed, so I thought if I slapped you it would make you stop."
ME: "I was peeing on the bed? How farking hard did you slap me?"
HER: "The slap didn't stop you, so I punched you instead.  But that didn't stop you, either. And your teeth really farked up my hand."
ME: "Why does the back of my head hurt?"
HER "Because you slipped on your piss and fell on the floor.  You weren't peeing anymore so I went to sleep in the bathroom.  We have to find a doctor for my hand."

We did find a doctor for her hand, which didn't need stitches.  My lip needed two, and something in the back of my head still thinks she hit me with something else after her first punch.  But I don't remembe ...

Did it make you humble?


I was going to suggest he go back to his bars.... His temples... His massage parlors.

/the city had him
 
2014-06-25 07:37:12 AM  

Lsherm: Old pee story:

Eons ago I agreed to spend a night with my ex-wife in Patpong (Bangkok's sex district) because my she grew up in Malaysia and she wanted me to see what all the hubub was about. . . . .


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2014-06-25 07:44:04 AM  
That floor really tied the room together.
 
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