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(ABC News)   Missouri Supreme Court says the risk of being injured by a tossed hot dog is not an inherent risk of watching a baseball game   (abcnews.go.com ) divider line
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2014-06-24 08:17:06 PM  
If it was the 2009 Royals, he should thank them for not being able to watch the rest of the game.
 
2014-06-24 09:16:41 PM  
Can we finally talk about hot dog control?
 
2014-06-24 09:44:51 PM  
Flying balls and bats are well understood risks. If you have to worry about hotdogs , you may get taken out by the real risk.
 
2014-06-24 09:52:44 PM  
say goodbye to t-shirt guns
 
2014-06-24 10:01:54 PM  
So... baseball is a sausage fest?
 
2014-06-24 10:03:04 PM  
The flying sausage party has been greenlit. Repeat, the flying sausage party has been greenlit. This is not a drill. Well, you know
 
2014-06-24 11:11:11 PM  

SauronWasFramed: say goodbye to t-shirt guns


One killed my church going wife when my stupid neighbor stepped out of the way.
 
2014-06-24 11:35:27 PM  

TheManofPA: SauronWasFramed: say goodbye to t-shirt guns

One killed my church going wife when my stupid neighbor stepped out of the way.


At least you got to say you loved her the last time you saw her and didn't say something stupid like "No footlongs", right?
 
jbc [TotalFark]
2014-06-24 11:44:24 PM  
Give the mascot credit. He had to bust his ass to not hit an empty seat there.
 
2014-06-24 11:47:15 PM  
Hey Royals, where is your Lorde now?
 
2014-06-25 12:21:29 AM  

The_Y2P_Problem: TheManofPA: SauronWasFramed: say goodbye to t-shirt guns

One killed my church going wife when my stupid neighbor stepped out of the way.

At least you got to say you loved her the last time you saw her and didn't say something stupid like "No footlongs", right?


Sadly no. It's taken me years, but I think I'm finally ready to find love again with a local schoolteacher.
 
2014-06-25 02:42:16 AM  
Was it this guy who threw it?
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2014-06-25 05:52:48 AM  

TheManofPA: SauronWasFramed: say goodbye to t-shirt guns

One killed my church going wife when my stupid neighbor stepped out of the way.


The_Y2P_Problem: TheManofPA: SauronWasFramed: say goodbye to t-shirt guns

One killed my church going wife when my stupid neighbor stepped out of the way.

At least you got to say you loved her the last time you saw her and didn't say something stupid like "No footlongs", right?


bravo gents... as a reward for you... STUPID SEXY FLANDERS!!!

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2014-06-25 08:45:57 AM  

TheManofPA: SauronWasFramed: say goodbye to t-shirt guns

One killed my church going wife when my stupid neighbor stepped out of the way.


Her last thoughts were for the children.
 
2014-06-25 12:38:41 PM  
So toss a salad.
 
2014-06-25 05:52:29 PM  

JSam21: TheManofPA: SauronWasFramed: say goodbye to t-shirt guns

One killed my church going wife when my stupid neighbor stepped out of the way.

The_Y2P_Problem: TheManofPA: SauronWasFramed: say goodbye to t-shirt guns

One killed my church going wife when my stupid neighbor stepped out of the way.

At least you got to say you loved her the last time you saw her and didn't say something stupid like "No footlongs", right?

bravo gents... as a reward for you... STUPID SEXY FLANDERS!!!

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Dear lord! Me (and my boner) really hope that's a chick under there.
 
2014-06-25 06:11:03 PM  
But what about the inherent risk of standing in a hallway?
 
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