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(Gizmodo)   Kentucky Researchers discover Florida Man's kryptonite by synthesizing a "mutant cocaine-eating enzyme"   (gizmodo.com) divider line 16
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433 [TotalFark]
2014-06-24 07:49:30 PM  
Enzyme gonna eat all the cocaine!  Your move, Florida man!
 
2014-06-24 08:18:45 PM  
Isn't trace amounts of cocaine found on most US currency?
 
2014-06-24 08:55:34 PM  

Yaw String: Isn't trace amounts of cocaine found on most US currency?


It's a conspiracy to force people in a cash less economy. Only traceable transactions by cards once the enzyme "escape" and eat all the money.
 
2014-06-24 08:56:35 PM  
Florida Man just moves into Phase II: enormous, massive amounts of bath salts
 
2014-06-24 09:40:54 PM  
so you are saying , that in the future I can do lethal amounts of cocaine for only a 3 day  bender, before I am forced to cut back
 
2014-06-24 09:43:35 PM  
Personally, I avoid cocaine eating
 
2014-06-24 09:46:55 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Personally, I avoid cocaine eating


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2014-06-24 10:52:50 PM  

Kanemano: so you are saying , that in the future I can do lethal amounts of cocaine for only a 3 day  bender, before I am forced to cut back


No, what they are saying, is that in the future you can do lethal amounts of cocaine for 3 days because the enzyme breaks the cocaine down so you do not feel the effects of cocaine.  IE: you will no longer get a buzz off cocaine.
 
2014-06-24 11:08:28 PM  
Tar?
 
2014-06-25 12:53:18 AM  
The Kentucky researchers' time would be better spent looking for mutant meth and heroin eating enzymes.
 
2014-06-25 03:19:18 AM  
If it was easy to overdose on cocaine, I'd imagine there would be a lot more cocaine deaths. God knows I've tried... A heroin eating enzyme would do a lot more good in the world.
 
2014-06-25 07:04:36 AM  

Pot Pie Man: If it was easy to overdose on cocaine, I'd imagine there would be a lot more cocaine deaths. God knows I've tried... A heroin eating enzyme would do a lot more good in the world.


Good news! They got that covered, although it isn't an enzyme.

It's been in the news quite a bit as various states have grown brains have started legalizing it with the idea it can snap people out of heroin overdoses. Fark has even noticed.
 
2014-06-25 07:48:07 AM  
They have a fight, DEA wins, degraded man, Florida Man
 
2014-06-25 08:30:05 AM  

433: Enzyme gonna eat all the cocaine!  Your move, Florida man!


Not if I snort it all first!
 
2014-06-25 08:48:51 AM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Personally, I avoid cocaine eating


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Why would you avoid it?  Snowflame eats cocaine for breakfast, lunch, and dinner, and he's doing all right!
 
2014-06-25 10:28:57 AM  

zero7717: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Personally, I avoid cocaine eating

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Came in this thread for Coke-Fiend Pam

thanks
 
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